Rhodey: Hey, new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life, and if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Carol: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Klein/BallsDeep69: You ready to do this, Tiff? Let's crush this thing, just like those chimeras on Floor 17!
Agil/Tiffany: Ah, that takes me back. And I can finally break in this axe we worked so hard for!
Klein: Haha, man that quest was brutal!
Agil: Hey, couldn't have done it without you, buddy.
Kirito: That's weird. Why don't I remember any of that stuff?
Klein: Because we have lives outside of you, Kirito.
Kirito: Heheh, it's cute that you think that...
Agil/Tiffany: Ah, that takes me back. And I can finally break in this axe we worked so hard for!
Klein: Haha, man that quest was brutal!
Agil: Hey, couldn't have done it without you, buddy.
Kirito: That's weird. Why don't I remember any of that stuff?
Klein: Because we have lives outside of you, Kirito.
Kirito: Heheh, it's cute that you think that...
In his dreams, at least, they sat on the floor of the workroom, passing the bottle around, and Mayakovsky told them about how he'd been there in the Neitherlands too, when the big blue gods returned and tried to take their magic back. How he'd fought them, alongside the dragons, how he'd ridden bareback on the great white dragon of Lake Vostok. How he'd smashed the bell jar over the Neitherlands with lightning and thunder from his own hands.
Woke up in Newtopia where I fell down a flight of stairs
Broke my leg but luckily the newts have free public health care
So then I became a loyal ranger and I fought this creepy cult
Kept folks out of danger slaying a killer cobra with a catapult
I lived on a warship
Became a flipwart champion
Soon I was the king’s trusted advisor
I studied salamander brains
Tried bug appetizers
Yum!
And for fun DMed some campaigns
Okay, if you want to pick up the longsword I need you to roll for a Strength check because your character is, like a little wood elf and, uh… This’ll be fun eventually, guys. Trust me.
I love it in Amphibia
So much adventure still to see
Hope nothing bad ever happens to me
Broke my leg but luckily the newts have free public health care
So then I became a loyal ranger and I fought this creepy cult
Kept folks out of danger slaying a killer cobra with a catapult
I lived on a warship
Became a flipwart champion
Soon I was the king’s trusted advisor
I studied salamander brains
Tried bug appetizers
Yum!
And for fun DMed some campaigns
Okay, if you want to pick up the longsword I need you to roll for a Strength check because your character is, like a little wood elf and, uh… This’ll be fun eventually, guys. Trust me.
I love it in Amphibia
So much adventure still to see
Hope nothing bad ever happens to me
Pariah: I have to admit, I'm curious about how a vampire ended up working under an angel to ride into Hell.
Jander Sunstar: And I'm curious how a tiefling tattooed with Infernal writing ended up recruiting an army to save a city. [...]
Pariah: [...]We got kind of dragged into this. Long story.
Sunstar: As is mine.
Jander Sunstar: And I'm curious how a tiefling tattooed with Infernal writing ended up recruiting an army to save a city. [...]
Pariah: [...]We got kind of dragged into this. Long story.
Sunstar: As is mine.
