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gynocieum: Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.
yeah-thats-me-ari: (Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)
gynocieum: Jasper is my cat
— From Tumblr

> MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON'T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can't hear me*
frick

> *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

> who the fuck is Gavin

> i don't know but he seems pretty upset
— Also from Tumblr

"Getting a lot of Neil Cicierega vibes from this." — Guy who has only ever heard mashups by Neil Cicierega
— fake review for Feels Time by DaThings1

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

Silver Quill: [...]but it's important for this to work even if you don't get the reference.
Camgoespony: Wait, why would someone not get the reference?
Silver Quill: Well...not everyone watches Doctor Who.
Camgoespony: N-Not everyone? What are you saying? You mean like — h-how could they not — th-this does not compute — Does. Not. Compuuuute...(bluescreens)

"Okay, I feel like you're referencing something, and I don't get it, and that's not fair."
Imperfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged Episode 60 Epilogue (after Trunks references Cell himself, "Multiverse theory's a bitch")

FOG IN CHANNEL: CONTINENT CUT OFF
—Apocryphal British newspaper headline on a day of heavy fog

74. Consume other media besides the SCP wiki, you Neanderthal.

Mr. O'Neil: Okay! I'll tell you who we're calling! It's VAL!
Daria: *stares*
Mr. O'Neil: You know, THE Val! As in, VAL?
Daria: *continues to stare, confused*
Daria episosde "The Lost Girls"

Hey, isn't that from Fortnite?
—Common comments from younger children who learned about things from Fortnite cameos.

The show had, and continues to have, a very small fanbase—Enterprise was consistently near the bottom of the Nielsen ratings every week—but at the same time, that fanbase is very, very vocal. Which is why, if you had nothing to go on other than internet discussion, you might conclude that Enterprise wasn’t really that bad. I mean, the first season was good, right? The fourth season was amazing, wasn’t it?
It’s time to set the record straight: Enterprise sucked. It sucked from day one. It sucked until the bitter end. It’s a miracle it lasted four seasons—that’s three and a half more than it deserved.

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