So a gamer in early 1995 was looking at a Sega system that cost $399 and only had six titles:
· Virtua Fighter: A nice try.
· Panzer Dragoon: Sweet!
· Sega Sports: Worldwide Soccer: Soccer.
· Bug!: Bug!
· Sega Sports: Daytona USA: Racing.
· Clockwork Knight: Fuck this.
· Virtua Fighter: A nice try.
· Panzer Dragoon: Sweet!
· Sega Sports: Worldwide Soccer: Soccer.
· Bug!: Bug!
· Sega Sports: Daytona USA: Racing.
· Clockwork Knight: Fuck this.
—Seanbaby, "The 5 Worst Marketing Failures in Video Games"
Now I have stuck up for Cimino in the past going so far as to defend Heaven's Gate and say it is a very good effort. My generosity has come to an end. I…f*cking…HATE The Sunchaser!!! Hate is too soft a word but it is what I will go with for the moment. My hate might even transcend the film itself to people that would have balls enough to admit they like it. I’m not sure.
At the end of the course, four of [the contestants] will have destroyed their careers and will never work in television again. And one lucky winner will have my golden trophy... and will also have destroyed their career and will never work in television again.
— Greg Davies, outlining the possible risks of participating in Taskmaster
THQ said "You know what Nintendo's gonna do in two years? Yeah, let's fail before they do."
— Scott The Woz, on the uDraw GameTablet in "From Developer to Defunct
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"Take a look at M. Night Shyamalan, who wrote "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". After those movies, he became the 'plot twist' guy; people came to see his movies just for the surprise. That's a shitty way to watch a movie, and it's a shitty way to write a movie; his films got progressively more and more unwatchable from trying to duck under audience expectations.
