Quotes / Calling Your Bathroom Breaks

Anime and Manga

"Let's go take a leak together, Kana-chan!"

— Sanae Kondo, Ponko Tsundere na Osananajimi

Fan Works

''"Gotta go potty!"

— Pumpkin Cake, Pound and Pumpkin Cake's Adventures (and Misadventures) in Potty Training

"Move it, Sango, the bathroom's mine!"

— Hibiki Hojo, Pretty Cure: Magic of the Rainbow

Films - Animation

"I have to pee."

— Bob, Frankenweenie

Films - Live-Action

"Time out, Rodrick, I have to pee."

— Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

[Meeting the President of the United States after drinking 15 Dr. Peppers]
President Kennedy: Congratulations. How do you feel?
Forrest: I gotta pee.

— Forrest Gump

"I need to change! Something that says 'journalistic integrity'!" (while running upstairs) "Oh- oh- oh- oh- oh- I gotta pee!"

— Miss Piggy, Muppets from Space

Literature

"I need the LOO!"

— Bertie, Dirty Bertie

"But I'm busting!"

— Andy, Just Stupid

Tabletop Games

"May I be excused? Nature calls."

— The Platypus, Quelf

Web Animation

"Time to take a PISS."

— Mario, Mario Pissing

"I've gotta pee, I've gotta pee. Thanks to the bladder, it makes things better when I've gotta pee."

— Educational song about the urinary system

Web Video

Cruising around- oh, I'm going for a piss.

— Tom Thomas, Arson Sam

[In line at McDonalds]
Danny's Dad: Oh, shit...
Random Person: What? Did you forget your wallet?
Danny's Dad: No, I mean MOVE! I GOTTA SHIT! [pushes him aside and runs to the bathroom]

— The Tourettes Guy

Western Animation

''"I have to potty!"

— Wakko Warner, Animaniacs

"I want my potty!"

— Princess, Little Princess

"I can't wait to use the bathroom!"

— Nina, Nina Needs to Go!

"N, O and P. I have to pee." *(later)* T, U and V. I still have to pee.

— Random Preschooler, What's with Andy?

"Coming through, full bladder!" *(later)* "Tell me about it! I'm bustin', man!"

— Andy Larkin, What's with Andy?

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