"The only way I can see this story being put together like "Hey, this will make sense" is if a guy got... totally stoned off his ass... and was asked by his son to read him a fairytale. But the stoner can't read; so he has to fake it... and this is the story he tells."
— Doug Walker, "Adventure Time Vlogs: Slumber Party Panic" (He actually comes around to liking the show)
UNACCEPTABLE!
— Lemongrab's Catchphrase
