...that would be rather bizarre.
An index of tropes about insisting (correctly or not), that two very close people are not going out, and hence they are in a platonic relationship. Contrast Index of Romantic Couples.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension
- Better as Friends
- Commitment Issues
- Everyone Can See It
- Fallback Marriage Pact
- Friends with Benefits
- Heterosexual Life-Partners
- It Meant Something to Me
- Just Friends
- Like an Old Married Couple
- Like Brother and Sister
- Mistaken for Romance
- Not a Date
- The Not-Love Interest
- Platonic Life-Partners
- Relative Error
- She Is Not My Girlfriend
- Ship Tease
- Strictly Professional Relationship
- Stupid Sexy Friend
