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Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space

You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.

Mullon

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!

Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!

Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.

Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong

— sgtangua8

Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.

The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!

There ain't no bat.
I'm Batman.
I'M TELLING YA MAN, A GIANT BAT!!
—> — Yui Is My Wife

He's a bit fucked up,
But he has good intentions
And he tries his best.

He adopted a
bunch of kids. He's weird, but he
really cares for them.

He's B.F.F.s with
Superman. They're different, but
Still very good friends.

He is vengeance! He
Is the night! He is Batman!
But he's not all bad.

You know who he is?
He is the Goddamn Batman.
Just thought you should know.—Inceptiond

We all wait to see
Who will win the epic fight.
The Dawn of Justice.

The Dread Gazebo

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