When Beth & Gordy confront Shaw about illegally having Elliot on the hood of his truck
Beth: (storming into the police station) CUFF HIM, GORDY! Shaw: Oh! The girl scouts are here! Beth: He's at it again! Gordy: Shaw, hunting season isn't for three days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood? Shaw: What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck! Gordy: Where? On the interstate? (Flashback to Shaw veering off the interstate and hitting Elliot) Shaw: [chuckles] Sort of. Beth: Ugh...
Elliot barges his way into Boog's garage to bust him out. When Boog tells Elliot that he lives in the garage, Elliot is impressed, and then proceeds to wreak a bit of havoc (jumping on Boog's bed, unwrapping the toilet paper in the bathroom, and scrummaging his things).
Elliot: You know, this place is big enough for two. Boog: What?
Elliot then spots a food bowl and a waterside.
Elliot: Oh, I get it! You're like a pet! Hah! Boog: I ain't nobody's pet! Elliot: (holds up a bowl that reads "BOOG") Riiiiight... (Boog groans as he takes the food bowl out of Elliot's hooves)
The entire Boog and Elliot trashing the convince store scene with Deathrays "Wanna Lose Control" playing.
Elliot wearing a gumball dispenser on his head and saying, "I come in peace!".
The two inhaling helium from balloons.
Boog: (helium voice) Hello, idiot. Elliot: (helium voice) It's Elliot! (Both laugh, Elliot accidentally sucks his balloon into his belly)
Culminating when Sheriff Gordy arrives at the trashed convenience store and shines his flashlight at Boog, just as Elliot manages to escape.
Gordy: Freeze! Boog: (slurry) Behold... the mighty... grizzly! Good night. (faints)
Followed by Boog "drunk" in the back of Gordy's van eating animal crackers.
Boog: "If you go down to the woods today, there's... gonna be some fries!" The Giraffes. They taste almost exactly like the elephants... that’s messed up.
Also a little later when Beth looks at him and he waves and smiles before abruptly vomiting all over the garage window.
When Boog blames Elliot for getting him sent to the wild and is holding him over the edge of a cliff, Elliot asks him what he's going to do and Boog drops him... into his other paw and lifts him away from the cliff, then throws him over his shoulder.
Elliot: Hey. Could you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. (yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes with fury)
Boog: YOU!
Elliot: I didn't do it!
Boog: (holding him over a steep cliff) Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Somethin's missin'. What is it, Elliot? What is it?!
Elliot: Wait... don't tell me...
Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!
Elliot: Aww! I was just gonna say that!
Boog: My garage is missin'! Breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing! And it's all... your...FAULT!
Elliot: What're you gonna do? (Boog drops him...into his other paw) AAAAAAHHHHH!.... (realizes he wasn't falling, chuckles) You're funny. I thought "maybe, then I was like uh-uh and then—" (Boog tosses Elliot over his shoulder)
The "Swept Away" scene.
Jerk Jock Ian turns mid-leap to see the water coming and just Screams Like a Little Girl. It wouldn't make the already hilarious scene less awesome if he didn't, but he does and somehow that makes him just a tiny bit more sympathetic.
Shaw sees the water coming and frantically starts rolling up his window.
THERE HE IS! He's gone. THERE HE IS! He's gone. THERE HE IS!
QUIET! I'M TRYING TO DRIVE!
As Shaw aims his gun at Boog and Elliot, they suddenly plummet downward. Confused, Shaw lowers his gun, only to spot a huge waterfall as he and his truck go over it.
Boog asks Elliot how the jungle animals go to the toilet.
Ian's engine sounds when he and his herd are moving anywhere are really funny; partly due to his voice and partly due to the fact he does it the whole time.
Elliot is stuck with his antler in the ground. As he tries to free himself Boog tries to find his own way home... only to wind up right back where he started—repeatedly.
Elliot: Boog! You can't just go wandering around out here! You don't know where you're going! Boog: I'm going home! Elliot: Boog! Wait! I know where Timberline is! I can get you back! Boog: Thank you, but no thank you! (ladybug buzzes) Quiet! (flings Dinkleman on his back like a backpack and sets off.) Timberline's gotta be around here somewhere. (He moves a bush aside and ends up back in the meadow with Elliot) Elliot: Well, that was quick. Boog: Aww! (Boog heads off again. Time passes as Elliot still vainly tries to free himself.) Elliot: Righty-tighty. Lefty-loosey. (Boog arrives back in the meadow again) Boog: Aww! (storms off once again) Elliot: Boog! Is that you?
As Elliot spends hours stuck with his antler in the dirt, he does headstand, humming and whistling "Amazing Grace"; then whistles the song, and eventually falls asleep and snores to the tune.
Then later, Boog returns again, covered in pine cones from the squirrels' attack.
Elliot: Hey, Boog! Boog! Look! No hands! I think I'm gettin' a sunburn, though. Check it out. Or would we call this a moon-burn? (laughs; Boog slaps him in the butt) OW!
When Boog gets a porcupine stuck to his butt.
Boog: Just rip it off fast, like a band-aid! Elliot: Hold still. Okay, just be calm; this might pinch a little. Boog: Get it over with! Elliot: (to the porcupine) You may wanna cover your ears. Boog: Cover my—? (rip) 'WHAAAAAA!!!!' (Boog's pained scream echoes through the forest) Elliot: All right, scamper on back to the woods, little buddy. (The porcupine watches Boog and Elliot leave.) Porcupine: Buddy...
Boog asks Elliot to sing "Teddy Bear's Picnic" to help him sleep out in the open. Elliot doesn't know the words.
Elliot:[off-key]Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree./He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee./One day, the elf could take no more,/So he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door,/And what do you know? They suddenly both were maaaaarried!
Even better is that he pantomimes the whole thing. Including the "pee" stanza.
All Boog can do is roll his eyes at Elliot's butchered rendition. It still puts him to sleep anyway.
When Ian confronts Elliot
Ian: Helloo, Smelliot! (laughs) I called him "Smelliot"! (the herd laughs) HERD! Circle formation! (the herd circles around Elliot) You pinheads! That's an oval! More circle-y! (herd forms perfect circle).
As Ian continues to threaten Elliot
Ian: You got a lot of nerve coming back here. Elliot: Why, thank you, Ian. Ian: That was not a compliment, MAGGOT!
When Shaw discovers that someone (Boog) broke into his cabin.
Shaw: (goes into his fridge) Huh? Someone's been eating my candy! (sees his overturned chair) Someone's been sitting in my chair! (smells something and opens the bathroom door) SOMEBODYFORGOT TOFLUSH!
Reilly finds a chainsaw and is quite impressed with its power and it proves useful in the climax.
Even at the end of the film where Reilly uses the chainsaw to cut down McSquizzy's tree and then flees off laughing maniacally.
McSquizzy: GET OFF MY TREES, YOU BUCK-TOOTHED SPORRAN!
People constantly calling Boog a 1200-pound grizzly. Hilarity Ensues.
Any time Elliot goes the wrong way...
McSquizzy: You're going the wrong way, you big daftie! Elliot: Oh, thank you very much. It's a shortcuAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (falls off cliff, followed by a splash) I'm okay, everybody!
Serge & Deni
Serge: That's a road! Not a landing strip!
For Open Season 3:
Whenever Elvis is randomly distracted by something.
Elliot instructing his children to lie when Giselle questions their whereabouts during a rabbit fight.
This gem:
Ian: The jungle tends to be denser and hotter. McSquizzy:(hits Ian's head) Deer! Ian: What? I travel!
Serge: He's really lost it. Maria: Could be stress. Ian: Could be mad bear disease. Rosie: It could be stupid deer disease. Ian: Seriously? Is that going around?
Elliot having unfortunate mishaps while playing with his fawns.
Gisela: So, what do you wanna play next? Elliot: How' bout a game of... Shrub jump? Diving? Where we jump into the nearest shrub. Come on Elvis, I'll show you! (Elliot and Elvis jump into the bush) Gisela & Giselita: Dad, NO! Gisela: That's poison ivy! (Elliot and Elvis start to feel itchy) Elliot: Uh... It's part of the game. Whoever scratches first loses. (tries to fight the urge, but can't take it anymore and wildly scratches his itchy body) Elvis: I win! Giselita: Ooh. That has gotta hurt.
Then Elliot tries while climbing on Elvis' shoulders to retrieve honey from a beehive, ignoring his daughters' suggestions to get Boog's help. One bee flies into Elvis' nose, making him sneeze, causing him and his father to fall to the ground and the beehive to fall on his dad's head. Elliot sprints off as the bees sting him.
Gisela: At least getting stung will take his mind off the itching.
When Gisela and Giselita walk in on Elliot having a talk with his conscience, he randomly asks, "So, is it breakfast time again? Lunch? Dinner? Play time?". He then points to Elvis and asks, "Is it a doe problem?". Confused, Giselita asks what a doe problem is, to which Elliot responds, "Nothing. What's up?".
After Doug (disguised as Boog) snaps at the wilds and leaves Gisela and Giselita in shock, he notices their rabbit fight hand motions, asking if it is a nervous tic. Grinning sheepishly, Giselita responds, "Nervous? Who's nervous?". Annoyed, Doug asks what they want and they both state they wanted to say how glad they are that he is back and quickly run off.
When Gisela and Giselita report about "Boog" (Doug) to Serge and Deni, they incorrectly assume Boog is changing. Serge states he and Deni change all the time, giving an example of Deni being in love with foie gras, but then Serge told him what it really is and this resulted in Deni being unable to talk and sleep. Deni claims that Serge saved him.
