The series is essentially listening to a grown man yell at a fictional preschooler. With that in mind, FU DW is bound to deliver on the comedy.
General
- Every acknowledgement of Furry Confusion, marked with a quip of "which is weird when you remember [X animals] are people in this world... and also [X animals]."
- D.W.'s growing murder count, including Lisa, Sharky, and Marie-Hélène, for slighting her in small ways, or even just existing.
- "(X character) tells (Y character) to fuck off."
- The Running Gag of Matt referring to the Tibble twins as "Tibble [derogatory word that also begins with a "T"]s.", including but not limited to, "Tibble turds", "Tibble tumors", and "Tibble toilets". Here
is a video compilation of all of these insulting nicknames.
Specific
"DW gets KO'd by her brother (and totally deserves it)"
- "Arthur Read is building a model airplane, because it's 1999 and Minecraft won't exist for another ten years."
"DW Tries to Get Rid of Her Baby Sister"
- Matt disses the Reads' piss-poor party for Kate's birthday.
- The diaper smell on D.W.'s toys is described as "baby ass."
"DW Ruins Halloween (And Eats A Person)"
- D.W. has a fantasy that she'll be stuck with the hiccups until she's seventy, to which Matt quips "God forbid this demon child makes it past seven."
- Matt's WTF reaction to Mr. Read's sandwich costume. He later says that Mr. Read definitely wears it in the bedroom.
"DW Loses Her Voice (And Makes Arthur Her Cuck)"
- "Miracle of miracles, D.W. has lost her voice."
- Matt suggests that Mr. Read is absent from the majority of the episode because he left as soon as D.W. got sick to go off and bang Mr. Ratburn.
"DW Ruins New Year's Eve"
- Mr. and Mrs. Read's New Years party being a cover-up for them having a threesome with Mr. Ratburn.
"DW Ruins Arthur's Sleepover (BIG MISTAKE)"
- D.W.'s surprised face in her accidental selfie is described as her reaction to walking in on her father with Mr. Ratburn.
- Matt really hates Mr. Read's sandals.
"DW Calls Her Mom A *****"
- Matt fills in the blanks on D.W.'s bleeped line.
- Matt referring to the Tibble twins as "Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumbass."
- D.W. is never punished "because there is no God."
"DW Ruins Her Family's Vacation" (And Feeds Arthur to a Shark)"
- The traffic scene being described as the Reads being trapped in a hot car with a shitting baby.
- This exchange:Mrs. Read: Surprises are fun!
Matt: Is that why you have three kids? - "Surprise surprise, the chef's surprise is surprisingly shit."
"DW SNITCHES AND GETS STITCHES"
- Matt wonders what dumbass kid would just walk into the middle of a busy street. Cue the reveal that the kid's name is Matthew.Matt: Touché, D.W.. Touche.
"DW BREAKS HER NECK"
- D.W. is initially reluctant to partner with Emily, but picks her over a Chocolate Labrador boy on the other side of her. Matt responds "The fuck was that about?", and adds "RACIST?!?" above D.W.'s head.
- Matt gets distracted by a rabbit girl in the class (actually an Off-Model Lisa) with blue fur, and shouts "WHY IS THIS KID BLUE??".
"DW CAN'T READ"
- "D.W. is mad at her parents for giving her a difficult name, while the rest of us are mad at them for giving birth to her in the first place."
- Arthur assures D.W. that her book won't explode if she opens it. He opens the book, and it promptly blows up.
"DW MEETS HER MATCH"
- When Matt introduces Cousin Cora, he plays a clip from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Wet Painters", with D.W.'s head over the first giant paint bubble, and Cora's over the second. The two heads then merge to form the head of Caillou.
- Matt questioning if Cora's mom was standing on D.W. when she says goodnight to Cora.
- The episode ends with Matt giving Cora an FU for a change, saying that anyone who makes D.W. look like a hero deserves a special place in Hell next to Adolf Hitler and Barney the Dinosaur.
"LAW AND ORDER: FU DW"
- The episode ends with Matt giving FUs to four different characters; Mr. Read for rushing to blame Arthur for cracking the glass plate, Mrs. Read for placing the glass plate next to an open window, Ms. Perske for being the Caillou narrator, and of course, D.W. for making the tape that got Arthur in trouble in the first place.
"HOW DW RUINED CHRISTMAS"
- When DW mails her letter to Santa, only to get mocked by Timmy and Tommy (whom Matt refers to as "the Tibble Turtledoves"), Matt has trouble distinguishing the Tibbles since they're both wearing red.
- When David mentions making a historically authentic Christmas dinner, the kind they might have actually served back in Bethlehem when Jesus was born, Matt is impressed that Arthur, a PBS show namedropped Jesus. He then tries to imagine which animals can and can't talk in the nativity scene, although it would explain the existence of the Easter Bunny.
- When DW mistakes Uncle Fred for Santa, only to barge into Arthur when he's peeing as she tries to show Santa to David, Matt says "DW doesn't find Santa, but does get a full view of her brother's Kris Kringle."
- When Matt points out how in 2001, every African-American cartoon child character celebrated Kwanzaa,note he plays an AI-generated sound clip of Dr. Doofenshmirtz saying "If I Had a Nickel... for every Christmas cartoon in 2001 that had at least one kid celebrating Kwanzaa, I'd have five nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird they all came out the same year." As Doof says this, text appears onscreen that says "I paid an AI site $7 for this bit. Money well spent?"
- Matt noticing the waiter's uncanny resemblance to himself.
- The episode ends with Matt giving FUs to the following:
- Mr. Ratburn for giving homework over winter break.
- Buster for making up another random bullcrap holiday.
- The Brain for thinking that black licorice and pistachio is a good ice cream combo.
- Binky for ruining baked goods with his inability to follow even the most basic recipes.
- Jeffrey Zahn and Peter Hirsch for writing songs in the special that refuse to leave his brain.
- David for springing a Paleo Christmas dinner on his family at the last minute.
- Jane for letting her eight-year-old son shop in a crowded shopping mall by himself.
- Uncle Fred for bringing his nightmare dog to family Christmas
- Francine for trying to redeem her toxic friendship.
- Arthur for getting Jane the perfect gift and wrecking it at the last second.
- Muffy for making Christmas all about her by ignoring her friends and disrespecting their traditions.
- And of course, DW for ruining Christmas with her non-stop whining and crying.
"DW IS A BLABBERMOUTH"
- During the The Brady Bunch-style title grid in the prologue, Matt plays "T.U.F.F. and D.O.O.M." as the background music.
- Matt pointing out how racist-sounding the Kotton Kandy Krunch cereal is, then asking why Buster is eating breakfast at the Reads' house on a school day.
- Matt says that James ripping his pants would be an embarrassing secret if he wasn't the third character on the show to do it, showing clips of Arthur and Binky doing it in "Arthur's Underwear" for good measure.
- When Jane tells D.W. that she can tell her her secret, Matt coughs "Bullshit" while showing a clip of Mrs. Read's head as a giant pair of lips from "Revenge of the Chip".
- Jane then suggests that D.W. think about Christmas, to which Matt says that D.W. only has happy memories of Christmas before showing D.W.'s tantrum over receiving Quackers the Duck instead of Tina the Talking Tabby in Arthur's Perfect Christmas. He then says that he already made a 15-minute video on that special and thanks the viewers for making it the third most-watched video on his channel.
