Funny / Equestria Girls: Friendship Souls

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• As a terse fight between Catrina and Sombra is about to begin, Squirk suddenly rips open a Garganta right underneath the former, grabs her by the ankles and ignobly yanks her inside with her yelping in surprise, before giving Sombra the middle finger as it closes up. Spitfire and Shining Armor can only stare in stupefied confusion, but Sombra after a moment manages a half-choked laugh while commenting on the "unusual" individuals Tirek has chosen as his Espada.
• When Twilight complains about Midnight's outfit, Midnight points out that, as the personification of her repressed traits, if Twilight wants her to wear something more conservative, she's going to need to stop repressing her libido so much.
• The human version of Iron Will guards one of the Seiretei gates, and Ditzy distracts him by sneaking into his house in cat form because he's allergic to cats. We don't see what happens, but it sure sounds hilarious.
• Clover is insistent that the security constructs she helped design are not robots... even though Starswirl programed them to go "beep-boop". And their attacks aren't lasers, either!
• As Clover discovers, in a universe were Reincarnation exists, the "you only live once" saying kind of doesn't work at all.
• Celestia, or at least her human version, is a Covert Pervert, making a ward pass out of her underwear and storing reverse-harem manga in her desk.
• Bount Trixie tries to claim that it's Not What It Looks Like when Princess Twilight and Flash Sentry discover her performing her ritual to seal off the portal, then her Equestrian counterpart falls out of the closet Bound and Gagged, so she gives up and admits that it's exactly what it looks like.
  • The reason why Aria and Sonata didn't say anything about the noise? They thought that her and Starlight Glimmer were having sex. Bount Trixie also wonders if they're in a relationship, noting how long she had to wait for Starlight to leave the other Trixie's room.
• When Bount Trixie claims to be the Last of His Kind, her Doll corrects her on that she's one of the last Bounts.
• Hoops, Dumbell, and Score like to use their Invisible to Normals status to prank living humans. There's at least one online video of them messing with someone by turning the lights on and off and stuff.
• Adagio becomes an Arrancar to save Ember... and ends up nude because she was only "wearing" a bone armor covering, and the transformation didn't provide clothes. Both Sombra and the Lament want her to Please Put Some Clothes On.
• Sunset hiding Discord’s Hogyoku in her cleavage until Rarity can make something better.
• Torch goes all Amazingly Embarrassing Parents whenever his daughter is hurt, mortifying Ember.
• Sour Sweet is so grossed out by the thought of Hoity Toity wearing her clothes when disguised as her that she plans to burn and replace it all ASAP.
• Starlight and Grubber bonding over talking about kites of all things.
• Trixie refuses to take her cape off, even though they’re heading underwater.
• When brainstorming plans to sneak into Aqualania, Pinkie Pie suggests posing as underwater sales ponies. Selling vacuum cleaners. Yeah...
• When Applejack is trying to process seapony religion, she points out that Twilight is an alicorn, but she's still got a humble heart, and best friend aside she wouldn't call her a "divine being". Twilight isn't sure if she should thank her or not.
• Eisenwand tries to do a bow, and Bount Trixie has to use a hoof to keep him from falling over.
• Why is Rarity a Master of Unlocking? She kept forgetting the keys to her new boutique, so she eventually just decided to learnt to pick locks.
• Flash's Zanpukutou spirit is a bit of a perv that teases him about his relationship with Twilight.
• When Cloudy is about to chastise both Sombra and Scorpan, she tells Pinkie not to repeat any of the words she's going to use, and she obediently covers her ears.
• Apparently Blueblood's cologne is so bad that Cozy Glow could smell him through a stealth Kido. And he gets rather offended when she tells him this.
• Cozy Glow teasing Sunburst about his relationship with Starlight Glimmer, much to his denials that they were ever a couple. One gets the idea that it happens a lot between the two of them.
• Blueblood says that he's shaken his pursuers... only to be Instantly Proven Wrong.
• When Fenice sees her father Ravana as an Arrancar for the first time, his first response is to rey and jokingly say that he's not really a war reporter.
• Gaw finally gets through the energy cage she and her companions have been trapped in... only for Fenice to break through it in the process of her battle.
• Spike quickly gets annoyed when Beast Realmers keep calling him "Fenrir".

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