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- Played by: Himself (Gary Oldman)
- As Himself: Credited as himself, likely because Gary Oldman did not want to touch this show with a ten-mile pole.
- Gratuitous Spanish: Calls everyone "amigo," no exception.
- It Is Pronounced Tropay: It's pronounced like "Van, He'll Sing!"
- New-Age Retro Hippie
- Shout-Out: Obviously a pun on Van Helsing.
- The Smart Guy
- Played by: Jason Hayes
- Played by: Marc Schwarz
- Big Eater: Regularly eats an entire box of pizza.
- The Big Guy
- Psycho Serum: Ingests one accidentally and becomes "Nukenstein" in the episode of the same name.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: The only thing that scares him more than Van-Pires is his disapproving father.
- Played by: Melissa Marsala
- The Chick
- Making a Splash: Her main weapon is a fire hose.
- The Smurfette Principle
- Smurfette Breakout: By far the most popular of the Motor-Vaters.
- Spicy Latina: Arguably.
- Played by: Garikayi Mutambirwa