Distracted by the Sexy: When J.J. ogles at some bikini clad ladies on a boat, he crashes his own boat.
Victor Priznim / Captain Chaos
Jamie Blake and Morris Fenderbaum
Competition Freak: He and Fenderbaum are willing to slash their friends' tires and make a mockery of religion to win. They might be the most competitive guys there.
Marcie Thacher and Jill Rivers
I Have Boobs, You Must Obey!: Both use their sex appeal on any male highway patrol officers. However, when pulled over by a FEMALE officer . . .
Ms. Fanservice: Both of them exude sex appeal whenever encountering male highway patrol officers.
Playing Against Type: He's clumsier than the suave version of Roger Moore we've come to know and love.
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
Dr. Feelgood: He’s in the habit of injecting himself (and whoever asks for it) with the contents of a hypodermic that he carries with him.
Gonk: He is so creepy looking and his lazy eye doesn’t help matters any.
Leitmotif: His Frankenstein-like demeanor is augmented with an orchestral theme out of a horror movie.
A.F. Foyt
Pamela Glover
Brainless Beauty: Mostly subverted. She gets herself kidnapped and is pretty unaware of the nature of the people she meets. But she seems pretty passionate about her reporting pursuits and holds intelligent conversations.
Playing Against Type: He's clumsier than the suave version of Roger Moore we've come to know and love.