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Introduced in Season 1
Dullmont Junior High School
Miss Fingerly
Portrayed By: Lori Beth Denberg
Appearances: Seasons 1-4
One of the teachers at Dullmont who is frequently challenged by odd students in her class. Coach Kreeton
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 1-5, 11
Dullmont's unlucky gym coach who very prone to injury, and hates his life.- Born Unlucky: He has incredibly bad luck.
- Butt-Monkey: Out of all the characters who constantly have to endure bad things happening to them frequently, he must be the biggest one.
- Jerkass: He has a pretty terrible attitude, which might justify the things that happen to him.
- Legacy Character: He makes appearances in Season 11, and is played by Kel Mitchell too!
Walter the Earboy
Earboy
Portrayed By: Josh Server
Appearances: Seasons 1-3
The main character of the Earboy sketches. He has huge ears, and is pretty unpopular for that reason, with the sketches showing him looking for ways to become popular. Pizza Face
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 1-3
Earboy's best friend, named as such because he has a slice of pizza for a face. H. Ross Perot
Portrayed By: Katrina Johnson
Appearances: Seasons 1-3
A fictionalized version of the real person, who Earboy frequently turns to when he needs help.- Cool Old Guy: He's a very popular person for his age, because of all the money he has.
Tinsel Teeth
Four Eyes
The Adventures of Superdude
Mark Cant/Superdude
Portrayed By: Kenan Thompson
Appearances: Seasons 1-5
A sensitive teenager with a superhero alter-ego... that's still like his real self in some ways.- Clark Kenting: Exaggerated with Superdude's alter ego "Mark Cant" (note the Meaningful Name). As per the trope namer, he wore frumpy clothes, a bow tie, and large black glasses, only to remove them when he donned his Superdude costume. The trick, though, was that Mark would inevitably end up in a place—including a locked closet, a washing machine, a bank vault, or a bathroom—where he was literally the only person who could possibly turn into Superdude; to draw further attention to it, he often emerged triumphantly after changing mere seconds after Mark disappeared. Despite the extremely obvious clues, though, no one ever connected the dots.
- Meaningful Name: Mark Cant is unable to deal with evil as himself, but he can do it as Superdude.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Superdude has a super form of lactose intolerance: he loses his powers if dairy products even touch him.
Penny Lane
Portrayed By: Angelique Bates, Alisa Reyes, and Christy Knowings
Appearances: Seasons 1-5
Mark Cant's girlfriend.- Expy: Of Lois Lane.
Milkman
Portrayed By: Josh Server
Appearances: Seasons 1-3
Superdude's arch-nemesis. He's the only villain who has made more than one appearance on the show.Jimmy Bond
Jimmy Bond: Agent 1/ 7
Portrayed By: Josh Server
Appearances: Seasons 1, 4-6
A teenage secret agent who is frequently out to stop a variety of unusual villains from destroying or taking over the world.- Expy: Of James Bond.
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Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 1 & 4
Jimmy Bond's associate, who designs gadgets that are meant to assist him on his missions. Unfortunately, they never work the way they're meant to. Coldfinger
Portrayed By: Kenan Thompson
Appearances: Seasons 1 & 4
A crime lord with a frozen finger caused by a milkshake machine accident at a fast food restaurant. He's obsessed with how cold his finger is, and is always talking about it, much to Jimmy Bond's chagrin.- Expy: Of the titular villain of Goldfinger.
Other Characters
Ed
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 1-5, 9-10, 11
A cashier at a fast food restaurant called Good Burger. As much as he loves his job, he doesn't seem to be very good at it.- Catchphrase: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
- Legacy Character: He makes appearances in Season 11, played by Kel Mitchell no less.
- Literal-Minded: Most of his screw-ups stem from him taking the requests from customers and his coworkers too literally. If someone asks for a Good Burger with nothing on it, he'll give them a plain bun because the hamburger patty is "something".
Baggin Saggin Barry
Portrayed By: Kenan Thompson
Appearances: Seasons 1-2
A teenager who wears big, saggy pants containing many things, even things that wouldn't normally fit in them.- Always Someone Better: His third and final appearance on the show (and only Season 2 appearance) has him encountering a girl named Baggin Saggin Mary. She ends up stealing all the attention from Barry, who falls into a state of depression which Clavis snaps him out of. He manages to become popular again by pulling Abraham Lincoln out of his pants and eventually falls in love with Mary, who he later marries and has 3 kids with. And the kids have Bag of Holding pants just like their parents!
- Bag of Holding: His pants seem to have unlimited space, as literally, everything can fit in them, including living people from a baby to Abraham Lincoln!
Pierre Escargot
Portrayed By: Kenan Thompson
Appearances: Seasons 1-5
A Frenchman who sits in a bathtub wearing a raincoat, and teaches the viewers various French phrases that translate to absurd sentences in English.Introduced in Season 2
Dullmont Junior High School
Principal William Baines Pimpell
Portrayed By: Kenan Thompson
Appearances: Seasons 2-5, 7
The principal of Dullmont Junior High. He has a large, pulsing pimple on his forehead that he's bound to mention at some point.Other Characters
Mrs. Hushbaum
Portrayed By: Lori Beth Denberg
Appearances: Seasons 2-4, 11
A librarian who is not the right kind of person to be working in one. She's always making loud noises in the library, but she'll get all over someone's case if they make even the slightest sound.- Hypocrite: She does noisy things all the time in the library, but whenever someone else makes noise, she'll yell at them for being too loud, even if they weren't being that noisy.
- Legacy Character: She appears in a few sketches in Season 11, with Lori Beth Denberg returning to play her.
Detective Dan
Portrayed By: Josh Server
Appearances: Seasons 2-6, 11
An incompetent police detective who always makes a mess of things while trying to solve crimes.- Clueless Detective: If he ever actually arrests someone, he arrests the victim while helping the obviously guilty criminal get off scot free.
- Legacy Character: He returned in Season 11, with Josh Server playing him as he did in the past, and Kate Godfrey joining in as his daughter, Detective Ann.
Repairman
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 2-5
A self-proclaimed "repairman" who usually does more damage than fixing whenever he tries to repair stuff, much to his obliviousness and the chagrin of those around him.- Character Catchphrase: Repairman-man-man-man!
Peter and Flem
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell (Peter) and Josh Server (Flem)
Appearances: Seasons 2-4
A pair of young men who demonstrate different ways of doing things. Peter, being a more normal person, shows the proper way of doing things, while Flem, being more insane, does things in his own crazy way.- Right Way/Wrong Way Pair: Exaggerated. Peter is a normal boy who does things the correct way, while Flem is a Wild Child whose methods are not only wrong, but also completely insane.Narrator: After watching a fine program, Peter turns off his television with the remote control. Flem uses a brick.
Okrah
Portrayed By: Kel Mitchell
Appearances: Seasons 2-5
A parody of Oprah Winfrey who hosts a talk show where she interviews a variety of guests and covers many topics.