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The Baldi's Basics CHAOTIC Fanon Wiki is a Fandom "wiki" where you can do almost ("almost" being a key word) anything you want on there. It can be found here.

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General

• Darker and Edgier: Parodied and then Subverted. Patrick is a goofy sea star in his origin show, but in the "wiki," he acts very edgy, having a voice with delay effects, proclaiming himself to be a spiritual being, and threatening to eat the entire world, but it's shortly revealed that Patrick is actually just being "edgy" to get stuff like followers, and promises that next time he's "edgy," that it's for trolling.
• Informed Attribute:
  • Downplayed with the 𝐖𝐢𝐢™ page, which says that Baldi likes the 𝐖𝐢𝐢™ so much, that he randomly mentions it. So far, he only randomly mentions it once in the audio file (he has many audio files which he is involved in) in which he "describes" Peppino.
  • Played straight with iiluminaughtii's page, which says that she abuses anyone in her sight, but that is the only "proof" we get of her doing that. In the audio files where she is present, she is obviously around at least 1 person, and yet she's just being annoying, not abusive.
  • Averted With the Principal of the Thing. His page says that he hates justice, and on Baldi's page, the description of the "converted" "Stop chewing" sound, the only audio file he is currently involved in that he is able to enforce or prevent justice, says that he told Baldi to leave iiluminaughtii alone because he hates justice.
  "fun fax prapl protets ilalasigmsnaautgi czu he hatse jsutice"
• Misery Trigger: If the player or a character in the fictional Baldi's basics plus: seizure edition breaks Baldi's 𝐖𝐢𝐢™, he will stay in place and cry for the rest of the floor. If the player goes to the next floor, he will be faster because his sadness turned into anger.
• Planet Eater: What Patrick threatens to do before revealing himself not to be "edgy" like he claims.
• Stylistic Suck:
  • The wiki's pages will have a 99% chance of having crappy grammar and spelling, improper capitalization, and even look like a source editing noob edited them.
  • Some sounds on the wiki are Text-To-Speech, and they tend to say a bunch of random nonsense. Most of the Text-To-Speech sounds say stuff pasted from some of the wiki's pages, including the title and "Edit". Naturally, the stylistic suck from the pages seeps into those sounds.
  • Other sounds were made by "converting" things such as memes into fictional characters' voice. Most of them intentionally sound more like Mickey Mouse (especially the Uberduck ones) due to no pitch shift, and even for the ones pitch shifted by -1 octave, they have the buzz, goofiness, and the TTS program glitching, usually by "whispering" when the original audio didn't have a whisper. This occurs more noticeably in the Uberduck sounds, but it can happen in other conversion sounds as well.
    
    A special example of this is a sound of someone saying gibberish with a Filename2 voice effect converted into Bart Simpson's voice, which sounds like him singing gibberish.
    
    ** The 𝐖𝐢𝐢™ "song". It is just Baldi saying "𝐖𝐢𝐢™" every 0.5 seconds, with each "𝐖𝐢𝐢™" overlapping (thus leading to earrape around the middle of the "song"), a one-note bass playing for the whole "song", a sine instrument which pauses for 0.5 seconds, unpauses for 0.5 seconds, the cycle repeating, and some simple percussion.
• Synthetic Voice Actor:
  • The TTS sounds are generated by said site's A.I. mimicking fictional characters' voices.
  • Downplayed with the "conversion" ones. The voices are mimics of fictional characters', but the A.I. uses pre-existing audio to "convert" into the aforementioned sounds.
• Take That!:
  • There's a a page on the wiki, that mocks Iiluminaughtii for what she's done.
  "ilaumgiantugi is big bich in Baldis basics plus: seizure edition she is yutober she is villian

  want see dod she thows youutbe ply butons in tash ad abuses anyone in hre sigt

  she alos taks items and bulls layr -=trivai == * she iisisisis naugtii bitchii -= glaery==

  ball when illaugntoi bek his wii nad also ball wen se do dum tings suh as abus and laawsut"
  • There are also 2 pages mocking Unity for the upcoming runtime fee policy, one being a copypasta imagining Unity's response to the controversy as a variant of Sir JC the Hyena's response to Sonic.exe being removed from the Creepypasta wiki, in which Unity (the company) and the game engine replace Sir JC's and Sonic.exe's respective roles. The other page is a satirical guide on how to make people wish that the appeal to consequences fallacy was valid reasoning, whose steps are basically to do what the company did, except that the announced stupid thing can be anything, as long as it's impossibly stupid.

New saryc cepypatas in General

A series of Trollpastas that mock creepypastas generally considered cliched and unscary.

New saryc eeksamples of trops

• Large Ham: The narrator of all the cepypatas overreacts to everything that's meant to be a "scare," even for things that are nothing to be scared of.
• No Name Given: The narrator is unnamed in every cepypata except for New saryc cepypata 2: Sir JC the Hyena has his new scary creepypasta (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SPO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) moved to Trollpasta wiki (OH CRAAAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT WAS THE BEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSTY! (Named "Sir JC the Hyena") and New saryc cepypata 5: John Arbuckle Meets John Riccitiello (Named "John Arbuckle").
• Stylistic Suck: All cepypatas have a range of stylistic suck, from crappy grammar and spelling (ranging from minimal to severe to outright unreadable), to intentionally awful "scares," to exaggerated reactions by the narrator to said "scares."

New saryc cepypata 4: Squidward's Bloody Murder

One of the cepypatas. In the story, the narrator finds a disc of a lost SpongeBob SquarePants episode, which is titled, "Squidward's Bloody Murder." In the episode, Squidward is being chased by Voias (The "Baldi" of Voias Hell School: Bloody Murder, a Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning mod).

When Squidward noticed a strange noise, he looked at the source and saw examples of tropes in this cepypata.

• Blatant Lies: SpongeBob is not shown drinking dandelion coffee at the end of the lost episode's intro. The narrator then suggests that he does in any other intro, which is just bullcrap.
• Nothing Is Scarier: Parodied. When the narrator says that SpongeBob is not shown drinking dandelion coffee at the end of the lost episode's intro unlike in any other episodes' intros, they yell "Strange!" to the top of their throat, proclaim that it was a big red flag, and that nothing is scarier indeed.
• Title Drop: In the introduction of the cepypata, after the narrator claims that they found a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants that demoted them from a fan to just a liker of the show, they say the name of the lost episode.

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