Several things happened when we last left off Kirby and his friends. The dreaded tutorial went Up To Eleven, Kirby went to Dreamland, and two boring battles occurred. Even worse is that this video's description states that "any idea is a good idea". In other words, that means the creator can do ANYTHING in this part and he'd still think of it as good. Today is Labor Day, and my present to you is for me to go through the labor of watching this awful crossover. So, without further ado, let's begin!
Chapter one out of ??, part five out of six.
Boring intro put aside, the purple Star Kid tells Kirby and his friends that there is only one star kid left (which could possibly make Part Six a Breather Episode). The last Star Kid has apparently been concealed in the Master Crown, which could put the world, screw that, THE UNIVERSE! So Kirby and his friends decide to free the Star Kid, for the sake of completing their quest.
Another place, another White Void Room. Marx returns to take the crown, which he decided to take thanks to the fact that he actually listened to the backstory being explained. Twink says to Marx that "you'll have to Go Through Me," and we get this precious response back from him.
Marx: (subtitles) Oh no! Whatever shall I do?! Uh... Oh yeah, this.
Anyway, Marx claims the crown for himself. Kirby challenges him to a battle, and Marx just says that You Are Too Late and laughs. The next battle happens anyway.
iMovie transitions are abused once again, to create a more challenging Marx battle. No, Kirby does not battle Marx Soul. However, Marx does make an "invisible" version of himself, which increases the difficulty.
Kirby wins, but Marx promises to evolve into Marx Soul. Marx is about to evolve, but suddenly, Green comes in to save the day. Now let me be honest, that part was awesome! Of course, this may be the only awesome part in this entire video. Green decides to use it to take over the world, screw that, THE UNIVERSE, screw that too, ALL DIMENSIONS! So Green evolves into GREEN SOUL and yet another battle starts! What Could Possibly Go Wrong??
Of course, because it's Paper Kirby, nothing makes sense at all. All of Kirby's partners are killed, so he'll have to fight on his own with Twink constantly interrupting him to state the obvious and continue the tutorial. Then, the impossible happens: Marx decides to help Kirby. This is also lampshaded like so:
Green: ANOTHER PARTNER? FINE! HAVE IT YOU'RE WAY!
Anyway, Marx uses his whiteboard powers to attack Green. Apparently, Marx somehow adapted the powers of the crown so he could help get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs. So Kirby heals himself, and the battle continues with Marx and Kirby. Several seconds later, Kirby inhales the crown, and goes whiteboard and iMovie transition crazy again. This results in Green's Oh, Crap! moment and his defeat.
Suddenly, we see the now normal Kirby and Green, and Kirby rescues the last and eldest of the Star Kids, who I am assuming is supposed to be an Old Master. The Star Kid thanks Kirby for rescuing him, and he wonders what could possibly be done for such a hero. Cue a large Happy Dance, followed by some more text, however, this time it says "YOU SAVED ALL THE STAR KIDS!!". The end? Nope, Green still has the Master Crown. The video then ends with a Fade Out.
What will happen to our favorite green blob? Find out next time I bother to continue this liveblog!
