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So, what do you think of our plan, Father Wilhelm?
Hey! I got an uncle who lives in Taxes!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Is there any place in the world worse than Payin, Taxes?
It is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, chained to a wall, bricked inside a catacomb.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
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So, how big of a mystery is this exactly?
This Mario Paint is a— a delicate art. You can't rush these things.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
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Hey! Look at my awesome Cyborg Dinosaur! I named it after you! You like it?
Now I get to be the giant rat. Cool, surprise.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Boisterous woman
How was my device that turns you into giant version of small animals?
Well i was busy watching wrestling matches online.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
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How come your bed sheets haven't been washed in a year?!
Someone's never been to a Phish concert...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Where's your tackle box and fishing pole? I thought you said we would be going to fish.
Congradulations! You have won a free pair of silver bracelets, a fabulous orange suit, and a chauffeur to a wonderful hotel for a 5 year vacation.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
He'll take the case!
All right fine, you caught me. I burned down the puppy orphanage. So now what's gonna happen to me now?
If you say that one more time, I will not hesitate to use deadly force.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Blitzy....
Boisterous woman
This is a stick up! How much you got?
Well, i never expected a portal to hell to open!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
What did you think would happen when you drew that pentagram with virgin's blood and recited both the old and new testament backwards while standing in it covered in 4kids logo's and wearing the skull of Hitler on your head?!
Huh, that usually only happens on Sundays.
...
I've heard there's one dude that eats roast dinner on Monday nights. Don't poison me for being a tattletale, poison him for his heresy!
Penguins are not batteries.
...
Tell me something happy
Whaddya MEAN my penguin-powered perpetual energy machine is flawed?
I don't know, I woke up and it was everywhere!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Kill or kill, you know?
Why are there so many cats in here?
Frisk from Undertale. ESPECIALLY in fan comics.
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Good one.
edited 18th Mar '18 11:47:09 PM by Joker45654
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
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Question 7: Which fictional character is regarded as one of the most flirtatious minors in fiction? *DING* Joker?
Well, I did it twice, and suddenly everyone else wants me to do it more...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lovely Legilimens
How many times did you play the Genocide Route?
Well, the RNG gave me my blessings.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
What made you think it was a good idea to try and punch out Cthulhu?
You know, I'm getting really tired of freeing your dog's wiener every time he humps the gum tree.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Kill or kill, you know?
Can you help me unstick my dog from the tree again?
No.
Just no.
(Also, if you want to know, I would think that Chara would hate caramilized white chocolate.)
what about the last bit?
edited 21st Mar '18 7:36:18 PM by Joker45654
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
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Then you gotta gotta try a little TENDERNESS! The chicks love that romantic crap!
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"Okay, so the clank we designed to pick up girls was too literal. Do you have a better idea?
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, this won't work unless you SHUT UP!!!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
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He threw himself out a window and then jumped into the manhole.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.What happened to the messenger I sent with a surrender flag to the neighboring kingdom? (listens to![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
) Oh, This Is Gonna Suck...
Well, if the owner of this strip club is a dragon in human disguise, that would definitely explain a lot.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Ever since I got you that dictionary, you haven't once whispered sweet nothings in my ear. You've been spending so much time with that dictionary, Why Don't You Marry It? You're Not Listening to Me, Are You?
If you think a Salt Solution and a Chastity Dagger will be enough to contain the Horny Devils, you've got a nasty surprise coming. Screw This, I'm Outta Here I want no part of your reckless experiments! I'm gonna go quarantine and fortify a church and don't you dare come crying to me when things have Gone Horribly Wrong!
edited 5th Mar '18 6:18:42 PM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.