Weird dreams

Me and my parents saw a commercial for a horror-themed hotel on TV. We all wanted to go, but for some reason my parents instead decided to check me into the hotel by myself after school on Friday. The only source for this dream I can think of is the trailer for Hotel Transylvania 2 (which I have no interest in seeing).

waiiiit.....hm, i know it was something important. there was some sort of time limit or something, and something serious was going down......... OH, all i really remember is that the movie Soldier helped inspire the dream....if only i could remember how. it was eiter the junkyard planet setting or the super soldiers present, but i'm certain that both weren't present at the same time.

and yes, i woke up to silent scream playing in my dream.

Dr. Cox from Scrubs was my physics teacher, and everyone was sitting on the floor in class. Well, the rest of the class was being super super stupid, as they all forgot their Orange juice. Luckily, i had brought mine. Then, when he asked me what word meant "to catch fire or cause to catch fire", i knew the answer was ignite. So he praised me, and had me sit away from the class to show that I was better than them.

Then a couple of students started to present their experiment, which was a series of tubes that perpetually bobbed up and down. Then it fell over, and suddenly the class wall disappeared. There was a deer bouncing and moving about. I went to go pick it up, when i was blinded by a really bright light, and I could barely see anything as I picked up the experiment. When I set it back on the table, I woke up.

I dreamed something about death, which was sad but at the same time had awesome action sequences, and it had Homestuck characters in it. I don't remember that part very well.

Then I went to see a movie called "Explosions For 5 Minutes" with my mum. It was Exactly What It Says on the Tin, but at the same time so much more. We lay down on a trampoline in a long hall with a movie screen at the far end. The movie consisted of awesomely CGI'd explosions, fire, blades, and other dangers slowly coming towards us but always splitting before actually reaching us. It was perfectly 3D with no glasses, and at the end the CGI explosions came all the way down the hall.

Last night: My immediate family and my grandparents were driving through some incredibly stormy weather. A tornado touched down so we ran to a storm cellar... Which also happened to be an arcade. My mom sat down to play The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare. I remember that there was a level that isn't in the real game involving Bart being eaten by a giant fish that looked like Lisa.

Kinda weird since the most I've seen of the game as of now is PeanutButterGamer's review of it.

I was taking a bath in a very large tub. Suddenly, a family of four come into the bathroom and started soaping and wiping the walls like they were cleaning windows. I felt awkward because I felt like I shouldn't be there, and they're supposed to do this when the bathroom's empty, but they were kinda just working around me.

Also, there was a small orange-and-white cat helping them...by jumping up and down in the tub, splashing everywhere. Now, there were some other people in the bathroom, watching the cleaners. Someone asked the cat how much he's getting paid to spend all day cleaning a bathroom. The cat happily said "Five dollars" and everybody laughed.

And I was still sitting in the tub the whole time.

Last night: I was playing Find Mii. Everything was normal, I cleared a room like normal and got to the next room...and for some reason, it was the palace room of the King Mii except it was filled with ghosts and angry Miis lined up and down the room. The current hero Miis had to fight through all of them (the angry Miis simply fled like usual if you tried to attack them) in order to get to my scared King Mii sitting on his throne.

Upon getting there, however, it turned out to be a trap. The King Mii flew in the air, turned into a ghost that looked like a giant version of one of my other Mii's head, and attacked. Fortunately, the ghost head was stupidly easy to beat. Afterwards, a cutscene occurred where the real King Mii came out of hiding, the no-longer-angry Miis apologized, and a Mii of Albert Einstein explained the the ghosts had contaminated the world's water to make Miis want to attack each other and eventually become ghosts themselves. Then the game automatically restarted from the beginning.

Alrighty then...

edited 18th Aug '15 8:26:41 AM by kablammin45

The other night I dreamt that people who had just died came back as synthesizers that reflected their personality.

I had watched a lot of online videos about synthesizers that day.

ooh, i had a coherent one last night!

i was hired along with two other guys to take care of some dogs in a dog day care center, which had an enclosure for some reason, and a speckled tan floor. there were two sides of the enclosure, one open to the public for viewing and the other set back a little so that we could take care of the dogs without issue. we let the dogs out into the public area and a motherfucking alligator the size of a car ate them, coming up from the floor (surprise it was actually sand!) and just going crazy on them. we realized that the private chamber had the same style of floor just as the 'gator's tail came up inside it.

cue us all bolting.

Something about a Zoo Tycoon ripoff and hooking up with Victoria Justice.

Last Night: I dreamed my family owned a train. We built a track going through up-state New York and took people for rides in it. It was fun until a series of mishaps occurred: We found and then accidentally left the long lost fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (his name was Leonard, no, not Leonardo, just Leonard) at one of our stops, followed by a passenger stumbling upon a gray-colored Hulk-like creature in the back of one of the train cars and ticking him off. The ensuing mayhem caused our train to go flying off a train trestle we were crossing and into a huge mud pit. The train was ruined, the muddy passengers were yelling at my dad, and the Not-Hulk ate the head of the passenger who made him mad.

Maybe if my dad ever decides he wants to buy a train for some reason, I should tell him this dream just in case...

edited 20th Aug '15 9:29:58 AM by kablammin45

Tell him anyway!

I remember myself trying to claim the Triforce from a sealed off, cylindrical-like chamber that was rather tall. As soon as I open a couple huge doors at the uppermost floor, I found the Triforce beyond, and it decided to give me three wishes. I only remember making two wishes (though I don't even remember what the wishes were); I didn't make my third wish.

...That's all I can remember.

I guess it's not the dream that is weird so much as the outside forces that affected it, but...

I took a nap on the couch and dreamed about trying to look up at a screen, but something was holding my head down. I woke up and found that I had been pressing my head into the armrest trying to look up.

Turns out I don't even have to be conscious to be an idiot.

edited 21st Aug '15 12:30:09 AM by DrFurball

I dreamed that I was a character in a video game, some kind of open-world RPG (Xenoblade style). I was one of the party members fighting the final boss, when I realized that I had no weapons in my inventory and all that was available to me were the sticks on the ground. I thought to myself that this would be either impossible or take forever, so I thought that should I get to retry I would go to the item shop and buy myself some Silver Swords.

It was actually kinda interesting. I also distinctively remember Breaking the Fourth Wall at some point.

edited 21st Aug '15 8:42:26 PM by LinkToTheFuture

Just woke up from a horrifying nightmare where two men were trying to kill me while I was trying to get to a concert. The worst thing is, I woke up not realizing it wasn't real and I'm still terrified.

Ouch. That had to hurt.

Yikes. I hate it when that happens, too. One time I had a dream where the world went to complete you-know-what and when I woke up, I had to remind myself several times that it was just a dream.

A less frightening example of this was one time when I was little when I had a somewhat unpleasant dream where my grandpa had something happen to him (not die, just disappear in a convoluted way) and he wasn't going to come back. And I was scared when I woke up because I thought he was still gone, especially since I didn't see him for several days afterwards. It turned out that he was just on a trip with his friends, but little four-year-old me wasn't told this and panicked.

edited 22nd Aug '15 4:19:59 PM by kablammin45

A few nights ago, I had a dream that I had found one of Michael Rosen's book of poetry at a used bookstore in my former hometown. *Click* Nice.

Later on, I had a dream that I was at a health clinic and they had a real life Baymax. I think my inner nerd orgasmed just typing that.

I remember having a dream as a kid where I was trapped inside of a store with a T Rex.

I dreamed that reality and video games and somehow merged or something, and I was fighting off hordes of zombies with my left shoe. Well, more like the same horde twice actually - the zombies respawned after I walked far enough away from where it appeared and then went back to that spot.

Keep in mind I don't wear high heels or anything else that could actually make a good weapon. I was basically slapping zombies in the face with a dirty old tennis shoe.

I dozed off this afternoon, during which I dreamed that first, I was riding around the mountains in a camper with my folks and we stopped to eat at an Applebee's that specialized in Japanese food. It was called "Applebee's Japan" and a cherry blossom sat upon the apple in their logo.

Then the dream changed to me at home watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit or a sequel of it or something. The film opened with a cameo by Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber wrapping up filming on their latest episode, and then a brief scene showing bug actors partying at a tiny restaurant for bugs. (I believe Flik and some other A Bug's Life characters appeared during it.) Then it went to the main character of the movie: A young Don Bluth-like bird riding around on his scooter. (This was apparently a flashback to his childhood.) As he rode along, he caught wind of an auction of a large block of land. One of the bidders was heavily implied to be Judge Doom's brother.

That was as far as I got before I woke up.

Last night’s dream can best be described as “A Yu-Gi-Oh version of A Wrinkle In Time.”

But that wasn’t all—it was written like a novel, and I actually remember how some of it was written! Not every character had a direct corollary, but I think Ishizu was one of the Mrs. Ws or maybe the Happy Medium. With apologies to Madeleine L’Engle and Kazuki Takahashi, here’s what my brain came up with...

“The Dark One knows the taste of wealth and shadow,” Ishizu said solemnly as all eyes fell on Yami Bakura. “Such a man who knows the Darkness will show you how best to hide in it.”” (Yeah, for some reason they let him tag along.)

“Alright. We need to think of a–what was it you said? A plan of attack,” Ryou asked, staring pointedly at his other self. Yami Bakura nodded and indicated the map. “Think of it like this. We’re insects, parasites if you will, infiltrating a place we don’t belong. Therefore, we strike at the center—eat it from the inside out.” Joey stared. “That was probably the most disturbing way to put ‘We should go here’ I’ve ever heard.”

“Though Yami Bakura wasn’t as affected as the others, his breathing was filtered, into the Ring and out, making it so even he acted in accordance to the heartbeat of the entire place. Soon he began to see red, his vision blurring into miasma and painful needles making their away across his skin. He tried to channel shadow energy through the Ring, to banish Ryou yet again, to send anyone to the land of shadows. Nothing.“

“Does—anyone—have a—Plan B—” Ryou gasped in rhythm to the heartbeat, his words coming out in short bursts “Yeah,” Joey cried. “I’ve got—a pretty—good one. RUN!”

That’s all I can remember.

I woke up at quarter after 3:00 this morning no thanks to the weird dream I was having.

I was trying to run out of a building that had a Xenomorph in it, but for some strange reason I was running in slow motion. I still got out, but there was a Predator outside.

Zombies and overgrown arachnids.

Well, I had a dream about some kind of apocalypse, with zombies and huge spiders. A zombie puked on my back and a horde started chasing me, so I quickly took off my sweatshirt and jumped onto the trunk of a passing car to escape them.