Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. The genie isn't pleased by your stupid wish, and he throws you off a cliff.

I wish all my Fire Emblem characters had S-supports.

Granted, they die instantly.

I wish for anything to happen.

edited 6th Feb '18 7:55:59 PM by Joker45654

Granted. Anything that happens, happens.

I wish Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie: Rebellion ended on the sweet note right before the horrible Shocking Swerve.

Granted, everyone thinks the happy ending sucked.

I wish I was a Funny Animal.

Granted, you are now the protag of a poorly made cgi mockbuster.

I wish i had a yugioh-eske transformation.

As you wish. You get transformed into Thousand-Eyes Idol. And since no one has any of the other required fusion materials, you're stuck in that form with no way to defend yourself.

I wish I didn't slip when I try to walk on ice.

Granted, you get stuck on ice for the rest of your life. Enjoy.

I wish I have a set of Kirin Armor in real life.

Granted; you can have it as soon as you slay these real life Kirin to get the parts (and learn how to craft it yourself). Watch out for any Animal Wrongs Group sorts that might object.

I wish all games were limited to one Chainmail Bikini per title (and it has to be the same design regardless of gender).

Granted, it's the only armor equip available in the game.

I wish I could have thought of a better corruption for the above wish.

You thought of such a good corruption that Bisected 8 and a handful of sensitive innocent readers of this thread quit the site forever. You Monster!

I wish for a cold, delicious can of cola.

Granted, it was stolen from a petty tyrant. hope you can escape extradition! (And the wars agaist the country's that harbor you.)

I wish i gained wings and superpowers.

edited 9th Feb '18 1:10:20 PM by vjoi

Granted. Your Wings Do Nothing and your superpowers don't include Flight (or anything like it.)

I wish I had gone to my high school prom instead of staying home to study for university entrance exams.

Granted. It sucked.

I wish for a Non-Standard Game Over to happen.

You get 99% of the game to finish downloading, and...oops! Your console is irreparably bricked.

I wish trolling still meant something tangible in this day and age.

Trolling is now very tangible. You want to get on the freeway? It's guarded by a bridge troll. You must pay the troll toll, answer the riddle, or defeat the troll in combat. The troll stops every single car on the on-ramp, too, so allow for plenty of extra time.

I wish for the Wonder Pets! to be stricken from existence so I never get the damn theme song stuck in my head again.

edited 10th Feb '18 3:47:30 AM by RaspyMink

Granted, but the show that replaces it has a theme song that is simultaneously a bigger Ear Worm and far more annoying (e.g. "The Song that Never Ends").

I wish that the upcoming Secret of Mana remake has the content that was left on the cutting-room floor due to lack of storage capacity added back into it.

Your wish is granted, but I don't know how well the Mana Sword will work in 2300 A.D. after Lavos blows everything up.

I wish I owned a canned food empire to rival that of Chef Boyardee.

Willy Four Eyes Foods (tm) not only rivals Chef Boyardee, it trounces them! Your foods become best sellers, on every table in America and most around the world. Alas, the money and power prove too much for you to handle ethically, and you become a Corrupt Corporate Executive.

You are brutally murdered by a disgruntled employee who sold all of their food stamps to buy a bus ticket to track your ass down. (Yes, you pay your employees so little that they get food stamps) The employee goes to jail, and enjoys the security of actually knowing where their food and housing will come from. You Monster!

I wish to live in Australia.

edited 11th Feb '18 4:35:41 AM by RaspyMink

Congrats! You're in the Outback! Have fun trying to escape those dangerous animals!

I wish my school project would be done already.

Your parents finish it for you, and they get all the credit. You, on the other hand, get a 0, a pat on the head, and a "See me after class" note from the teacher.

I wish for a big-budget remake of A Talking Cat!?!

Granted, it is awful.

I wish for a candle.

It's one of those trick candles that burns forever. Be careful how you set it down!

I wish the Philadelphia 76ers didn't have to endure multiple seasons of tanking just to make "The Process" work...whatever it was.

Granted. They endure one season, then immediately revert to their previous state.

I wish for a new clock.

You got it. Unfortunately, the clock never tells the correct time, even when it stops working.

I wish to be a Prinny, dood.

edited 17th Feb '18 7:02:55 AM by WillyFourEyes

Granted. You are immediately devoured by a sea lion.

I wish the street sign in Super Mario Odyssey that says "Rattley" would instead say "Rattly," as the character's name is correctly spelled.