Shoehorn the above trope into yourself.

I enjoy using those to screw with my family. For example, when my parents tell me to get off the computer, "I'm not sitting on it".

Lovable Sex Maniac.

I am pretty interested in it, like to look up erotic fanart of stuff when I feel like it, enjoy characters who are like that, and have several fictional characters who are my fancy.

I sometimes look "Into it" when I am having fun. Happens mostly when I am helping the current headmaster.

The Vamp

edited 10th Sep '16 6:56:57 AM by SaintDeltora

I probably could be one if I wanted to. Just not a good one. Or a decent one. I'd suck.

Affably Evil

When I was younger, I loved to pretend I was a supervillain, though I'd be too much of a doormat to do much but be the Designated Villain and get picked on in the imaginary battles of Good vs that one kid who wants to conquer earth to make everything super fantastic.

And those who dislike me hopefully see me as this.

BFG

edited 10th Nov '16 5:00:37 PM by RandomWriter413

I'd hardly be able to lift one of those, let alone fire it.

Green-Eyed Monster

Myself whenever I Did Not Get the Girl.

Just Eat Gilligan

edited 10th Nov '16 5:44:26 PM by Mhazard

A few people I knew were the sole causes of a lot of drama in my life.

Eldritch Abomination

Considering how many people have claimed to be unable to understand my underlying thought processes, I think some may consider me an extremely down-scaled yet noteworthy form of this.

Clock King

Downplayed. I plan for everyday things, like what time I'll leave for class, but that's pretty much it.

Evil Feels Good

I love to see someones life ruined, to see their plans collapse and to seem them discgraced. I really do.

Spiky Hair

Doesn't even need to be shoehorned (even when my dad + paternal grandparents actually allow it to grow thicker than my eyebrows).

Guilt Complex

Due to doing most things wrong, I will feel guilty whenever things go wrong because it must've been caused by something I did wrong.

Super OCD

When I find something interesting, I get way too obsessed with it.

Bigger Is Better in Bed (Sorry)

My mind thinks the opposite: if it's huge/long, it turns me off.

Verbal Backpedaling

edited 18th Mar '17 9:46:38 PM by Berrenta

It's not something I do very often.

Indy Ploy

Happens often, but not so much. Sometimes, I come up with a backup plan even before I made the original plan.

Magical Girl

edited 19th Mar '17 3:26:09 AM by ActualBeatrice

I'm a girl who has been defeating the bad guys with my newly gained powers... that's right, banning spambots as a forum moderator. That counts for something, right?

Memetic Badass

Some people have said I'm like the face of Forum Games. I'm not sure if I deserve that honor.

Does Not Know His Own Strength

edited 25th Aug '17 6:34:51 PM by DrNoPuma

I once squashed a bug i thought i was just gonna die but then it's legs fell off too

Turncoat

I do that all the time. Comes with being a ditherer.

Muppet Cameo

All the freaking time when the kid was a toddler. We had Muppet toys, and she'd make me do the voices. "NO, MOM! not want mom. BE KERMIT!"

The Lost Woods

I've never actually been in one, but I really love this setting.

Gray Rain of Depression

This one time I was sad, and also coincidentally it was raining. But subverted!!!! in that I stopped being sad and it was still raining.

Blind Weaponmaster

If I'm holding a weapon and close my eyes, everyone around me is definitely in danger, although not in the way I would like.

Dark Is Not Evil

I associate snakes and dragons to myself as motifs, but I general don't lash out unprovoked.

Combat Pragmatist