Red Like Santa
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Like that obnoxious beastkin who'd try doing all the things I do to stop me, or that pampered, Holier Than Thou loli vampire who acts like as much of a sadist as her adversary.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Sigh... some things can only be solved this way. Such as when those guys in Cold Iron come knocking at the forest outskirts and I can't convince them, only way to remove the problem is via massive iceblocks on head.
...eheh
my current job
Yes, go into the abandoned cave where people used to worship Thanatos with no weapons to defend yourself, no medical supplies, and no flashlight. I'm sure you'll live through that!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
Dipper had that reaction when that laptop didn't accept his password.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Flame's Salvation
A Reluctant Lion
That's the kind of world I live in. Everyone who isn't your friend wants to kill you. (sigh) I hate vermin.
Everythings Squishier With Cephalopods
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Best Worst Psychonaut
thats kinda unfair to assume that all squishy tentacle things are evil sons of bitches just because theyre squishy tentacle things. i mean ive never seen squishy tentacle things attacking and eating us. not like wolves. even they can be pretty nice once you get to know them. why cant we all just get along? be chill dudes.
edited 7th Jun '16 6:34:01 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
So, you can basically impersonate anyone? I hope Dipper doesn't find out, he worries enough as it is
Now known as Cyber Controller
Now, that just ain't right. Not where I preach, at least.
edited 7th Jun '16 2:24:48 PM by InfinityRyujin
my current job
And then Pitty-Pat went back to Skyworld, forever living out his days as an antisocial loser after he finished his magnum opus that is "the dinner Palutena should have been cooking" before dying alone and unloved. Wasn't that a good story kiddies?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
That can be hard to pronounce, if you eat as much sugar as I do
edited 18th Jun '16 2:15:52 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump.
Now known as Cyber Controller
How sweet it is
Who praises a demon like that?
Who knows? Perhaps they see him as noble?
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Shadow of Legends
Yeah, this is why I don't go around without a disguise...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Lizard Metabolism
The very name should explain that 'tis a sinister arcane art. Some study it. For the betterment of mankind, they say, but I've seen a fair few succumb to the temptations.
How do lizards fly?
my current job
[[red:I never got this. They're not even remotely decent actors, the plot is cliche as all home, and it's about as interesting as Pitty-pat's love life. I mean, if you're going to make two people do what Pitty can't, you may as well have them only do that and leave the rest to the ones who are good at it!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I know several people like this.
Sometimes it's me, sometimes it's Marisa, sometimes it's everyone but that stupid ice fairy, etc.
Oh, and some people that the 'nonfictional' me knows, but that's to be expected.
edited 19th Jun '16 5:01:07 AM by RandomWriter413
A Reluctant Lion
I really wouldn't want this to happen to me. People should give each other more space!
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
Red Like Santa
my current job
...No. I refuse to joke about this.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
So it's like, when there's some music in a show, and you get that it means a certain thing, right? But if it starts playing and you don't see the thing, you know it's ABOUT to happen! Spoiler alert!
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
From a cyborg alchemist resurrecting a dead person from another universe to a teal-haired man with a Sean Connery-esque voice showing up out of nowhere thanks to having been blown up by my cousin (followed immediately thereafter by another man who sounds like Sean Connery) to 2 girls who can transform into matching guns, which I promptly used to kill an undead ancient Egyptian.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
A Reluctant Lion
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If you have seen one goodbeast, then you've seen them all: sniveling, naive weaklings. That is why my Hordes and I like to assert our dominance over them: they will never stand against us.
Idiot. There are no gods among us that I know of. And surely, if one was, how could they be stupid enough not to know? I am rather godlike, though, and I am aware of it.
edited 22nd Jun '16 3:58:03 PM by DrNoPuma
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
THAT'S ME, WHEN PRETENDING TO BE NICE, LIKE THOSE WEIRDOS.
With Great power comes great insanity