293. Assault rifles take rifle ammo. However, so do crossbows and longbows.
edited 10th Aug '14 3:00:13 PM by ZeroDarkFlirty
He's so Badass that he writes romance novels. No,seriously.297b: Getting in with the Thieves' Guild can get you a discount on murdernote , despite them forbidding you from killing anyone on a job, but other professional assassins can't help you.
edited 10th Aug '14 4:07:49 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer300. When people die, they always ragdollize.
301. The military is so absurdly racist and sexist they only recruit, as Yahtzee puts them, burly white dudes.
302. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting something to change.
303. People can jump as if they were on the moon.
304. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting something to change.
305. You can't swim. At all.
306. There's no environment more realistic than one that's entirely brown and grey.
307. If you're in a military FPS, expect to be American.
308. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting something to change.
edited 12th Aug '14 2:08:23 AM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.310, Anyone you can't boss around will either die or betray you soon.
edited 12th Aug '14 1:48:21 AM by mynameis:
311, Unrealistic as it is, you can pull a perfect shot via just hiding behind the first roadblock you come across and sticking your rifle above it.
312, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting something to change.
313, If there's something on the table, you can take it without asking, even if someone's at the table and they're looking at you.
314, It's not stealing if you have the key, which I stole.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.315. Everytime you see a crosshair, RUN from it
316. Exception to the above- If the crosshair is blue or green, staying in it could be a better choice. E.g. The GTR's tank-robot form from Contra: Hard Corps, the Foundry level from R-Type III.
...eheh317: If you have a level system, that's good enough to qualify as a Roleplaying Game. So Let's M************ roleplay!
edited 13th Aug '14 4:15:37 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.318. To be a badass, you must sound like you have a sore throat.
319. To have a successful franchise, do nothing to innovate and add fuck all to your sequels.
320. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting something to change.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.321: The English Language. No, really, I learned it through video games.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.325. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
edited 27th Nov '14 11:52:29 AM by jdj42
The world will look up and shout "Save us", and I'll look down and whisper "Too bad, Waluigi Time" Vote Loki 2016326. It's far from unusual for soldiers to stand in place while their enemies take aim at them.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer327. Zombies can only be decapitated while they're "alive".
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faeredited 6th Feb '15 7:48:28 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.330. Sometimes, you can run forever. Other times, you have stamina to contend with. Regardless, you can't Sprint and shoot at the same time (unless you slide).
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous331. You can ride on the back of a pigeon or a loach.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"332. Accepting your flaws gives you an awesome summon
-insert appropriate signature here-333: Throwing the thousand-ton robot tyrannosaurus rex with swords won't cause any collateral damage! Don't worry about the civilians either, they ran away ages ago because evacuating is flawless in the MGRR universe!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.334. It just takes one kiss to make a baby.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
291. The definition of overpowered varies from person to person. Usually the guy who is the current "king" of the community.
...eheh