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This thread is for general discussion of page quotes, whether to change, move or remove them.

Unused quotes should be put on a Quotes Wiki page (just replace the namespace in the URL of the wiki page you are making a quotes page for with Quotes/) or, if they don't have an article, on Quotes Looking for an Article.

Image captions are discussed elsewhere and have their own thread in the Image Pickin' forum.

Edited by Tabs on Jul 15th 2023 at 2:40:54 AM

TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#4851: Feb 6th 2018 at 4:31:41 PM

I prefer the Red Vs Blue quote for Beam Me Up, Scotty!.

I'd like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but to tell you the truth, I don't actually think he said it.
—General Donald Doyle

edited 6th Feb '18 4:32:03 PM by TotemicHero

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
WaterBlap Blapper of Water Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Blapper of Water
#4852: Feb 6th 2018 at 5:26:23 PM

The quoteblock / quoteright / quoteleft markup wasn't added by Fast Eddie. It was done by Xzenu in 2010 via the TRS effort's update. There doesn't seem to be any real reason to believe it was Fast Eddie's decision per se. There was an edit war and Fast Eddie ended it by saying to keep the quotes on the right as opposed to the left. Note that it doesn't say "Admin Note" or "Mod Note."

I vote to keep the Confucius quote out of those three because we already have plenty of quotes from the Bible around the site and the other one is longer than the other two.

edited 6th Feb '18 5:27:05 PM by WaterBlap

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#4853: Feb 6th 2018 at 8:08:18 PM

[up][up]Wouldn't that be an example of God Never Said That instead of Beam Me Up, Scotty!, since it's coming from a creator?

TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#4854: Feb 6th 2018 at 10:19:24 PM

If it were most of the vast majority of creators out there, I'd agree, but "quoting Shakespeare" has basically established itself as having its own context - in this case, referring exclusively to his plays and poetry. (Plus, you know, due to him living centuries ago he didn't exactly leave much else behind in terms of "quotable" material, so...)

edited 6th Feb '18 10:21:19 PM by TotemicHero

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Anddrix Since: Oct, 2014
#4855: Feb 7th 2018 at 1:23:58 AM

Doomsday Clock has two page quotes:

->"And When the Clock Strikes Twelve tell me where ya gonna be?
Cleaning up the mess we've made or watching your TV?"
Billy Talent, Turn Your Back

->"Please don't stop it's lonely at the top
These lonely days when will they ever stop?
This doomsday clock ticking in my heart"
The Smashing Pumpkins, "Doomsday Clock"

Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#4856: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:01:19 AM

I can't say that either one really strikes me as all that representative of the trope, and nothing in the example list I skimmed jumped out at me as a suitable replacement.

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Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4857: Feb 7th 2018 at 10:24:05 AM

[up] Don't see a good alternative for Doomsday Clock. I think I'd prefer having no quote to any of the options.

Flowery Insults has a really long quote. Found a shorter one on the quotes page.

Calvin: What if somebody calls us a "pair o' pathetic peripatetics"?!
Hobbes: I've never heard of anybody taking the trouble to rhyme weird insults.
Calvin: But shouldn't we have a ready retort?

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4858: Feb 8th 2018 at 8:48:43 AM

Double post to get some of the pending quotes...

Attack Its Weak Point: I can't find anything good either. I'd like to use the Galaxy Quest quote, but I'm not sure about using a subversion.

Beam Me Up Scotty: I like the Red vs Blue/Shakespeare quote.

Still on Doomsday Clock and Flowery Insult.

Adept (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4859: Feb 8th 2018 at 10:27:56 AM

@4854: I guess you're right. Sure thing, then.

Wyldchyld (Old as dirt)
#4860: Feb 9th 2018 at 6:25:26 PM

The Maiden Name Debate has the following page quote:

Jacques: Young lady, I don't give a damn about what you want! This isn't about you! This is about the Schnee family name, and your apparent insistence on dragging it through the mud!
Weiss: I have done nothing but fight to uphold the honor of my family name, a name that you married into!
RWBY, "Punished"

Jacques was written up as an example of the trope, but it seemed driven by no more than the fact the man changed his name upon marriage instead of the woman. But that doesn't seem to be what the trope is really about; it seems to be specifically about there being some kind of debate or internal wrangling over whether the bride or groom should change their name upon marriage. It's the debate that's being troped, not 'man changes surname instead of woman'.

In this show, the back story indicates that Jacques was a gold-digger — he had absolutely no debate over whether or not to take his wife's surname because he was marrying to get his hands on her father's company, and changing his surname to hers (the company's name incorporated that surname) made it easier for him to get his hands on it. It's presented as a cold, calculated, long-term plan.

As to whether or not the wife debated changing her name, we have no idea. She's been mentioned in the show, but has so far not appeared. We don't even know her name.

Given that there's so far no indication this trope was ever in effect, and that the page quote is specifically a father/daughter argument about the corrupt direction the gold-digging father is taking the company in and how he's tarnishing a once-honoured family name in the process, I question whether the quote accurately describes the trope.

edited 9th Feb '18 6:35:18 PM by Wyldchyld

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Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4861: Feb 10th 2018 at 8:50:14 AM

I agree. I think this one might work, but the fact that there's a third party might make it a little confusing:

The Doctor: Hello. Hello...ehh... baby.
Amy Pond: Melody.
The Doctor: Melody! Hello Melody Pond.
Rory Williams: Melody Williams...
Amy Pond: ...is a geography teacher. Melody Pond is a superhero!

Wyldchyld (Old as dirt)
#4862: Feb 10th 2018 at 9:35:54 AM

I don't think anyone who hasn't seen the show will understand that. [lol]

I don't know what it is about RWBY, but I've just run into another bad quote on Rebellious Princess. Someone recently changed the Aladdin quote to RWBY song lyrics describing the aforementioned Weiss's defiance against her father. Despite the lyrical references to royalty, Weiss isn't royalty, she's a Spirited Young Lady.

Does anyone mind if I change the quote back to the Aladdin one? Isn't there supposed to be a process people should go through before changing page quotes to make sure things like this don't happen?

Original:

Jasmine: Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends… [Rajah makes a surprised and offended growl] …except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Jasmine: …then maybe I don't want to be a princess any more!
Sultan: Ooh!!! Allah forbid you shall have any daughters!
— Disney's Aladdin

New:

I'm not your pet, not another thing you own,
I was not born guilty of your crimes.
Your riches and your influence,
can't hold me anymore.
I won't be possessed,
burdened by your royal test.
I will not surrender!
This life. Is. Mine!
— "This Life Is Mine", RWBY

edited 10th Feb '18 9:43:17 AM by Wyldchyld

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Sorcerer in training
#4863: Feb 10th 2018 at 8:03:20 PM

The process is to bring an existing quote here to change it. Problem is, we don't get as much noise as some other processes.

I say change it back, and link this thread in a commented-out note.

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. -Terry Pratchett
Anddrix Since: Oct, 2014
#4864: Feb 11th 2018 at 8:17:57 AM

Ayn Rand has two page quotes:

->"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
Ayn Rand

->"She has declared war not only on Marx but on Christ. [...] For to justify and extol human greed and egotism is to my mind not only immoral, but evil."

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4865: Feb 11th 2018 at 8:43:51 AM

Definitely the first one. The second one is far too negative.

I'm not super fond of the quote on Private Military Contractors. It's also an "anonymous" quote, which usually means some random troper made up the quote themselves. I prefer this one:

Tagon: Mister Grizzly, my men and I may not be nice people, but we're not bad people. We're hardworking, honest, and true to our word.
Ozvegan Griz: And sometimes you're bound by your word to kill people.
Tagon: But they're almost always bad guys and we only do it for the money.

Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#4866: Feb 11th 2018 at 10:51:39 AM

I've seen the current quote before TVT ruined me so I don't think it's just troper wanking, but wouldn't mind changing it to the Schlock Mercenary one.

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Wyldchyld (Old as dirt)
#4867: Feb 11th 2018 at 12:52:40 PM

@Candi: Thanks. I've gone ahead and changed the quote back and left both a commented-out note and edit reason stating to come here and discuss page quote changes.

edited 11th Feb '18 12:53:05 PM by Wyldchyld

If my post doesn't mention a giant flying sperm whale with oversized teeth and lionfish fins for flippers, it just isn't worth reading.
johnnye Since: Jan, 2001
#4868: Feb 11th 2018 at 1:51:41 PM

I'm only vaguely familiar with the context of the Doctor Who quote, but I don't see what's obscure about it as long as the characters' respective surnames are included? Don't think it needs the first couple of lines though, this should do it:

The Doctor: Melody! Hello, Melody Pond.
Rory Williams: Melody Williams.
Amy Pond: ...is a geography teacher. Melody Pond is a superhero!
— Doctor Who

edited 11th Feb '18 1:52:09 PM by johnnye

Wyldchyld (Old as dirt)
#4869: Feb 12th 2018 at 11:26:51 AM

Surnames actually confuse it even more. There's nothing there to indicate that what's happening is a debate between the two (differently named) parents over whose surname the child has... and if that is the argument being quoted, then it's not an example of The Maiden Name Debate anyway. Unless they're having the argument before they ever get married and have the child of course... but that would be context lost from the quote.

edited 12th Feb '18 11:37:42 AM by Wyldchyld

If my post doesn't mention a giant flying sperm whale with oversized teeth and lionfish fins for flippers, it just isn't worth reading.
johnnye Since: Jan, 2001
#4870: Feb 12th 2018 at 2:42:39 PM

Yes, on reflection you're right that that's not actually the same trope.


Propose replacing the trope on You Didn't Ask, which essentially just repeats the trope name, with the following which at least adds a punchline:

High Priest of Hel: Why didn't you show me that memory before?!
Durkon: Ye dinnae ask fer it. Also, I hate ye and I want ye ta fail.

Anddrix Since: Oct, 2014
#4871: Feb 13th 2018 at 1:16:28 PM

Found another page with a quote added by Johnnyfog, We All Live in America. Thoughts on which quote would work as a replacement?:

->Clerk: Would you like to pay by credit card?
Customer: Yes. Do you know where I can find a Bank of America?
Clerk: Um, I'm sorry, but there isn't any around here.
Customer: So you guys don't have Bank of America.
Clerk: No.
Customer: Are you sure?
Clerk: Yes, this is Canada.

->Tourist 1: There were no English channels on the TV. I ended up watching the basketball game, but because there wasn’t an English commentary I listened to my mp3 player to drown out the horrible sound of the Chinese commentary. And you really should tell them to get some English newspapers in their hotels if they want people to stay here!
Tourist 2: You're in China. Of course things are in their language. If you want to read the newspaper, get a Chinese to English dictionary.
Tourist 1: Why would I want to read Chinese?!

->Customer: Why are all the road signs in f***ing Spanish? Aren't you all supposed to be speaking English? If you're going to live here, speak English!
Car Rental Customer Service: We are in Spain, sir. Spanish is our official language.

johnnye Since: Jan, 2001
#4872: Feb 13th 2018 at 2:49:14 PM

[up]The first one is clearest, funniest, and gives me the least desire to exterminate humanity.

(...Seriously, if that third one is real, it makes my head hurt.)

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#4873: Feb 13th 2018 at 4:52:38 PM

I'd argue the sheer stupidity of the third one makes it the funniest. But TBH, I'm not in love with any of those quotes, not least because they're all expressing the same somewhat tangential version of the trope.

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#4874: Feb 13th 2018 at 7:37:56 PM

I like the idea of getting a punchline onto You Didn't Ask.

Link to TRS threads in project mode here.
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#4875: Feb 16th 2018 at 10:39:23 AM

The quote of Mother Nature, Father Science makes no sense. It's only barely referring to the latter half of the trope, and at initial reading it sounds more like Mad Scientist more than the trope page it's on anyway. Cut?

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