Kamen Rider: General Thread

Someone came out with earlier subs.

Pretty much.

Exactly.

About my impressions of episode 6:

Hahaha, that's rich! I know Brave is determined to win, but his Level 3 is based on a Rhythm Game and he sucks at it! Do you guys seriously think he can defeat me!?

Emu: I do.

Asuna: I do.

Hiro: I will.

Damn, if they only gave him a shovel...

edited 14th Nov '16 4:45:06 AM by KusaMigeru

RX and Kabuto 47.

RX (final):

• Dasmader: And then there were two huh?

• <Maribaron glares at him>

• Dasmader: Just tell Kotaro to meet with us you frosty hag!

• Maribaron: Kotaro! Get you punk ass to the underground crisis lair so we can negotiate. asswipe

• So Kotaro meets Emperor Crisis in the underground Crisis Lair.

• Emperor Crisis: So, I gotta admit, you're the coolest guy! Want a job as the king of Earth under the Crisis banner?

• Maribaron: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS ASSHOLE KILLED ALL OUR FRIENDS!'''

• Emperor: I don't kid. Besides, I never thought of any of you as friends.

• Maribaron: Welp! I'm officially rebelling! <Tries to kill Kotaro>

• Emperor: And I'm officially firing (a spike of energy at) you! <Impales her on a spike of energy>

• Maribaron: At least I lasted longer then Bishium! <Dies>

• Emperor: Well, that's done with. How 'bout my offer?

• Kotaro: Sure, I could be a king....but the thing is, I already am king! I mean that literally. I killed the previous Century King remember? So yeah, go fuck yourself.

• Emperor: Fine. <Dasmader appears in a flash of light from the Emperor's eyes>

• Dasmader: I'm just gonna drop this here underground lair on your face! <Brings down the entire mountain on everyone (cause the Ten riders, Joe and Reiko and Kyouko followed Kotaro)>

• Dasmader: And then....there was one baby!

• RX: Really? Do you know the shit I've survived. Did you really think a mountain would stop me?

• Dasmader: Fine. Lets have us a final battle!

• And so, they rumble. First they fight fist again sword, then Kotaro brings out the Revolcan to match Dasmader and it's a cool sword fight.

• RX: Seriously! Quit trying to invade Earth you dick faces! I keep all my stuff here!

• Dasmader: We're only invading and trying to take over your world because Humans Are the Real Monsters!

• RX: Really? You're trying to pull that shit out in the last episode? Wow, fuck you again!

• It turns out that Demon world is a shadow of Earth, and that our pollution has fucked up the balance between them.

• Dasmader: See! All your fault!

• RX: So's this! <Revolcanes Dasmader>

• Dasmader: Shit.....time to change back. <becomes Emperor Crisis>

• RX: What the muffins?!

• Emperor Crisis: It was me all along RX! It was me! So yeah! All your fault!

• RX: No. I'm not taking this shit! RX Kick! <plants both feet right in Emperor Crisis' face>

• Emperor: You asshole! This face is literally all I have! YEAAAARGH!!!! <explodes>

• So that's it. Kotaro wins. Face-tality.

• Ichigo: Cool moves bro. We're gonna go back to travelling the world, beating up evil. See you at the next team up....maybe around 2010 or so.

• Kotaro: solid. <shakes hands with Ichigo and the ten riders> I can time travel, so I can be there twice over.

• Later on, Kotaro, Joe, Reiko, Kyoko, and that dumb cook dude are gathered at mother and father Sahara's graves.

• Kotaro: Sorry you guys didn't make it to the end of the series. But don't worry! I made sure that planet of refugees couldn't find a new home!

• Everyone else: Hooray!

• Kotaro: So we gotta make sure to protect the world, or the demon world will come back and cause all this shit again.

• Joe: Shit thats.....Oh wait! Their world was in crisis, and they were called CRISIS! I get it! That's clever.

• Kotaro: Anyway, I'm gonna go around the world and deal with evil. I hear there's this passing through dude causing trouble. Kotaro! AWAY!!!!!

• And thus, the day is saved, the hero is triumphant, two children are left with out their parents, a planet dies because we're polluting dickwads, and the Showa era comes to an end. See you in 2010 bitches!!!

Kabuto:

• The worms have turned....into fodder. But Tendou seems to think that things will still be crazy.

• And now, the worm detecting bracelets have appeared. Now the worms turn....into worms....and die....because they are worms....

• Anyway, everyone is picking them up, and humanity is winning, but wait! Someone is destroying the trucks with the Bracelets! Who could it be?

• Tendou: Yo. I'm being a mysterious dick, as is my wont.

• Dammit Tendou! So yeah, no one's happy on this, and Tendou is now Japan's most wanted.

• Dark Kabuto shows up, and they rumble, but Tendou rather spectacularly predicts his move and out Tendou's him. Even his evil twin can't stop him.

• Kagami is all like, Quit being a douche! And Tendou is all like Walking the path of Heaven is all about being a douche! and Tadakoro is all like Imma firing my Noisy Cricket! and Renge is all like Arrrrgh! I've been shot because Tendou reflected the bullets! and everyone is all like Bitch! You done gone too far!

• And Tendou is still all like Heavens Path means I can do what I want!

• Next week: Red Vs Blue, Hero vs other Hero, Kabuto vs Gattack. Time to dance bitches.

So RX is finished. This means I'll likely watch the last two episodes of Kabuto together. Been a hell of a ride. I'm probably done with re-watching old episodes. Soon, I'll be able to do that fanfic I've been wanting to do for a long time. It feels good, since that was one of the reasons I started watching old shows.

Now, expect said Fanfic in the next twelve centuries.

edited 15th Nov '16 11:32:29 AM by HandsomeRob

Double post for Kabuto 48 and 49

48:

• Kageyama just turned into a worm. Well, he always kinda was a worm.

• So Tendou was saving everyone as usual.

• Oh. so the Red Shoes system was put in place to take out the natives afterwards. Nifty.

• Those assholes are holding Dark Kabuto hostage it seems.

• Dark Kabuto: I WILL KILL YOU!

• Y'all have no idea how happy I am that he said that. Perfect set-up.

• Evil Tendou was a human who was turned into a native, and then used as a Guinea pig to create the Masked Rider system. Tendou is so moved that he actually saves the dude and tells him to live.

• Oh, but now Mishima is a Native, and Gattack is finally throwing down with Kabuto! It's on!

• Kabuto: Rider Kick contest! You man enough?

• Gattack: Damn straight! Gattack doesn't punk out ever! I do my own shit!

• <They both go for Rider kicks, but the asshole Zect troopers start shooting Tendou in mid jump, letting Kagami land the win>

• Gattack: .....Really guys?

• Zect Troopers: What?

• And Yagaruma kills Kageyama. It actually was kinda sad, so I'll say nothing since I still hate the latter.

• Tendou is buried under a pile of rubble. Kinda funny how he's like that. Rubble and the Kusakabe family go together like.....Worms and murder.

• To be continued in.......

Kabuto 49 (Final Episode):

• Kagami now knows the score. Time to storm the castle, kick some ass, and save the world.

• <Kagami puts up a good fight, right up until Mishima owns him>

• Kagami: Right....I'm not doing too well here! Is there a Tendou in the house?

• Tendou: Maybe. <Throws a flower at the Native conversion machine and disrupt it>

• Negishi / Mishima: Oh come on!

• Tendou: Taught some kid named Mamoru everything he knows.

• Mishima: That's it! I'm taking you to the learning tree, and dropping it on yer skull! <Mishima kicks Tendou's ass too>

• <Tendou and Kagami fight back, but Native-Shima starts choking them out>

• Tendou: Time to go Hyper! <Does just that and summons the Hyper Sword> There's nothing my blade can't cut! <Brings the Hyper Sword down on Mishima>

• Mishima: I. HAVE. HAD IT. <Mishima BREAKS the hyper sword> WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING RIDERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!!!!!!! And now, I'm finally gonna kill a Rider! This is my vengeance Asakura KABUTO!!!! -I'll get Asakura next time

• <Suddenly, he gets cut by Kagami's swords>

• Kagami: Feelings mutual.....wait....HOLY SHIT! DID I JUST PUNK THE GUY WHO JUST PUNKED YOU?

• Tendou: I no rite? Shit! Lets get him! <They rider kick the hell out of Mishima, and he falls on the native conversion machine, destroying it>

• Mishima: Fuck you guys! <Explodes>

• So Kabuto and Gattack escape the exploding building....

• Kabuto: Wait! First, I must save Dark Kabuto! <Tries to wake him up>

• Dark Kabuto: Not yet! I've got only one shot at this. The moment isn't right.

• Kabuto: Oh. I get ya!

• So NOW Kabuto and Gattack escape the exploding building....

• Negishi: You assholes! I'm eating your faces!

• Suddenly, Dark Kabuto re-appears, grabs Native Negishi and grapples with him.

• Negishi: Wait! Stop! You'll kill us both! Why would you do this!?

• Dark Kabuto: Because I'm a man of my word, that's why!

• 'Negishi <As he's dragged back into the exploding building>: Running Gags! My one weakness! YAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! <The building explodes and kills them both>

• Kagami and Tendou collapse from exhaustion.

• Kagami: .......wow.....hell of a day.

• Tendou: Well, Grandmother said this......don't piss off evil twins.

• And then the Zectors fly off, their work complete.

• Kabuto Zector: You guy are alright. If ever you need to kick something in the face, let us know....in fact, I'll see you again in 2010...twice. Then in 2011..... then again in 2012....and 2013 and 2014

• Kagami / Tendou: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!!

• Kabuto Zector: .....ok, sorry. <Flies off>

• And so, everyone is living in peace, and Tendou is randomly in France, where people apparently still know who he is.

Kabuto....a hell of a trip. I'll say a bit more later. I still owe a proper review I believe, but for now, I'm out.

edited 16th Nov '16 4:10:13 PM by HandsomeRob

You just lost a good chance to make an Ex-Aid joke with that "there's nothing my blade can't cut" part. :P

Good guide, nevertheless. :)

Shit.

Well, what's done is done.

Sure as hell not gonna bite us in the ass!

I still think Dark Kabuto should've had the chance to give Negishi a properly badass No-Holds-Barred Beatdown and then a Rider Kick, before then succumbing to his wounds.

Just randomly coming Out of the Inferno for a split-second to drag the other guy back into the inferno was not sufficient IMO.

Ex-Aid episode 7 due to speed subs:

An nice switch is pulled to protect Gemm's identity, and prevent Lazer from earning anyone's trust.

That was quick. I shall watch it after I come back from the cinema. Or maybe tomorrow.

Damn! I forgot to comment on the previous episode of Ex-Aid! But I managed to catch up with it.

Anyway. on episode 8.

With the reveal that the Riders here (Apart from Emu) needed a surgery to become one reminds me of the Showa Riders

And in regards to Snipe's Level 3 form, his finisher reminded me of the Full Volley attack of the Valkyries from Macross

I don't care what Snipe's reasons for doing what he's doing is. He should have his shit taken away, and left crippled.

As for Generations, it looks like both Haruto and Shinnosuke are back (as in the physical characters, as opposed to just the suit actors). Kouta has only been heard by voice though.

Funny. The last time a bunch of past riders appeared in the Movie Wars film, it was with Wizard and Fourze. Now he's the one who's essentially guest starring. I wonder if that was on purpose.

I'm curious. What are everyone's favorite Rider designs?

The White Wizard.

Depends. Are we talking just their basic forms or upgrades as well? Because for basic forms Ghost has my favorite for primary Riders while Beast has my favorite secondary Rider form. Upgrades are harder to decide but I can say for certain that I dislike most of Drive's/Mach's Rider forms with one or two exceptions.

edited 30th Nov '16 4:21:39 PM by Chariot

Whatever designs you love. I want to hear them all.

That is a good one.

Wizard himself for me, along with his dragon forms.

Kuuga, Agito and all their forms.

Faiz and all his forms.

The Bee.

Ixa once I really saw it in action.

Fourze kinda grew on me, but mostly base states.

Drive in Type Tridoron

Oh right. I forgot Double, and all his forms.

Then there's Black, and Black RX.

But Good passable old Wizard is still the tops.

edited 30th Nov '16 4:24:13 PM by HandsomeRob

My favouries, in no specific order, are

• Eternal love the general crisp design and then that cape is awesome
• White Wizard & base Wizard: coats are badass too. Dragon Wizard had a bit eh with colours, Infinity is a bit too bling.
  • Base Beast is very good too.
• Kabuto and TheBee again for clean sleek designs. Oh yeah, Hoppers as well.
• base Dickeido.

edited 30th Nov '16 11:54:29 PM by Adannor

Oh well, lemme see...

I believe my favorite up to now is Gaim's Kachidoki Arms. Dat full samurai armor...

I also like Wizard's base and final form, as well as all of Agito's forms. Love Kabuto's designs as well, especially Gatack. Finally, I like Den-O Climax Form (both normal and Super).

I think this is it. As for the rest, please check the S.I.C. toyline.

Best of Showa: Rider-1/2, V3, Amazon.

Best of Neo-Showa: Shin, ZO

Best of Heisei: Titan Kuuga, Gills, Knight/Wing Knight, Faiz, Kabuto, Gatack, base Kiva, Decade.

Best of Neo-Heisei: all Accel forms, OOO Tatoba, Cosmic Fourze, base Wizard, Gaim Triumphant Arms.

Oh.

I rather liked Kiwami arms as well.

I mean, it's got that nice cape. I love capes.

I also forgot to mention Birth. He looks pretty cool as far as Powered Armour Riders (which are truly my favourite kinds of Riders) go.

Blegh. I couldn't stand Zenith Arms. Failed application of the Bishounen Line IMO.

Birth has a nice suit overall, but the comical "pop!" sound integrated into his belt is really distracting and annoying.

I don't know.

I think it's a good transition from Kachidoki (heavy amor to lighter form).

I mean, I don't think they had much choice because Kachidoki didn't look like a costume you could move around well in.

x4 Oh, I love ZO's design. It's a great look.

edited 4th Dec '16 3:00:13 PM by RussellStar5641