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I wrote some of the spin-off comics myself.I'm just very bored and making up stories to pass the time. I already know I'm in a comic book anyway, why not write some exciting adventures starring me for my lovely fans in my spare time? Some stuff I may or may not have written (I can't keep track of these things! Screwy memory, remember?) includes such exciting titles as Deadpool Corps, Deadpool: Max, and Deadpool: Noir.
Batman will eventually attack the Xavier School for Gifted Students.His first move will be to make a new cowl of the same material as Juggernaut's and Magneto's helmets. He will drop the Batplane into the school by autopilot, and kill off as many of the other students as possible using bat-bots and all the technology he developed to fight or stole from villains. A dying Colossus, a traumatized Phoenix/Marvel Girl, and a nearly skeletonized Wolverine will kill him, as the scene zooms out, to show the school grounds, the grounds and nearby town, New England, the edges of the comic book... And Joker holding a pen. Deadpool has Grant Morrison and Chuck Austen tied up on the other side of the room, and is commenting that Joker's puns ruin it, to get rid of them. Joker comments that being cooped up while they write the issues must be making him a bit squirrely, but has no idea why that's funny... Until Squirrel Girl busts through the ceiling as the art style changes, landing on Deadpool. Joker gets away, and a note appears written in Squirrel Girl's handwriting across the (real) last page explaining that it was all a lie by the evil villains, and never really happened.
I will be responsible for undoing One More Day.Consult this right here for an explanation of where this came from. Spider-Man and Deadpool vs. Hell...
I was responsible for One More Day.Ain't I a stinker.
I will fix everything.Realizing that all the recent stories have derailed the Marvel universe, I will go down to the comic book store buy all the issues of House of M, One More Day, Civil War, The Xorn Storyline, whichever one said that the spider that bit peter was magic, and start crossing words out, replacing them. And I replace the words "No more mutants." with the words "No more immortals" and I will then find the issue where Xorn killed Jean Grey cross her out and doodle himself in her place and die and be dead happily ever after, reunited with death. And it will be take place in a one-shot issue called 'Deadpool Saves The Marvel Universe' and it will be awesome.
Both Deadpool and T Ray are Wade WilsonMercedes married a guy named Wade Wilson. Wilson is not such an uncommon name, and neither is Wade. The Wade Wilson she married became T Ray. The name of man saved from the river was not Jack. He was, however, a mercenary. The events T Ray recalled are simply a big misunderstanding, and after he accidentally killed Mercedes, Deadpool went a bit crazy (as usualтАж) and his memor defected so he would think he was Mercedes's husband.
Bullseye will do a Heel-Face Turn.The more he fights Deadpool, the more he gets to like him, even though he's been hired to kill him. Eventually, he might even become an Anti-Hero and take up the mantle of Hawkeye for real, leading up to a limited series where he teams up with Deadpool to take down Osborne.
Deadpool is now in complete control of Disney.The whole "Disney buys Marvel" thing is just a cover-up. Deadpool just went into Robert Iger's bedroom, and held him up at gunpoint in order to own Disney. He also let the rest of the Marvel characters in on the deal.
Deadpool really is Tom Cruise.That was his true face. Both are crazy, hyperactive at inappropriate times, in denial about their obvious Ho Yay, and have an odd and at times scary love life.
Deadpool is reading this article even as we speak.No I'm not. Err... I mean... Gottagobye!!!
The Deathstroke ripoff created by Rob Liefeld and the crazy fourth-wall-breaking Deadpool aren't the same character.During the time in the Justice League/Avengers crossover that the Marvel and DC universes temporarily merged, the original Deadpool died offscreen. He was instantly brought back to life since nobody stays dead in superhero comics but due to some sort of weird paradox caused by his being a Captain Ersatz of Deathstroke and the two of them co-existing in the same temporarily-merged universe, he came back as a completely different person with a different Backstory. This sudden Retcon-induced loss of identity coupled with contradictory memories fucked with his sanity to the point that he realized that he was a character in a comic book and none of what had happened was even real. Thus, crazy fourth-wall-breaking Deadpool was born.
Deadpool is One of UsHe's a troper.
Deadpool added all of these Wild Mass Guesses to this page himself.No I didn't! Wait, I mean... Damn it!
Deadpool is Daniel Tosh of Tosh.0.They both love to insult people, offer random bits of commentary on a current situation, have a more sinister side, and have a great understanding of popular culture. And Deadpool seems like the type who'd say "I'm better than you. Nana nana boo boo. Stick your head in doo doo."
Deadpool is a Time LordWhy wouldn't I be?
Deadpool is real.The reason why he has No Fourth Wall? Because he's from our world. Our universe. Due to a Noodle Incident,Deadpool was trapped in the Marvel Comics universe,suffered amnesia and became who he is today. He has No Fourth Wall because he's from our world, and when you take Refuge In TV Land you retain awareness.
There's a reason why he's a mercenaryWhat's it shortened to? Merc. What other smart-mouthed character starts with MERC?
In Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions, Ultimate Deadpool is actually Amazing! Deadpool in disguise!Starting in 2005, Deadpool began an epic quest to take over as many Marvel videogames as he could. He knew he had to get a piece of the action in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions, but all of the Amazing! villain slots were already taken. Not cool! Only thing left was one of the Ultimate universe slots, so he managed to bamboozle Ultimate Deadpool's name on the ballot. After that, it was simply a matter of teleporting to the Ultimate 'verse, tying up Mr. SRSpool, stealing his slightly different mask, baddabingbaddaboom I'M THE BOSS OF THE DEADLY REALITY SHOW LEVEL, SUCKERS!!! note Next game, we're crashing the Noir Universe!
I am really one of Peter Parker's Clones.Come to think of it it could be a possibility. We both wear masks, crack wise at everyone we meet superhero or villain, and we go to the same school....wait that last one is a lie. The only difference is that I kill people and don't shoot webs out of my ass. Oh come on those web shooters on his wrists are diversions. Still he better not have that same obsession with Bea that I do or I'll kill him. [Looks at himself in the Mirror.] Aha thought you'd sneak up on me and take Bea for yourself. Well die evil me. [Shoots mirror.] Ha that will teach me. Hey wait a minute if I am him how come I know that.... [spoiler: he is married and doesn't remember it.] Hey where did my text go? Oh so you think you can keep me from spoiling the well give me that keyboard. hahahaha now I have censorship control too. I can say what I want and nobody can see it. Thor is very attractive, Omega Red is a bedwetter and Wolverine i—— Did I Just Say That Outloud
My crush on Bea Arthur has a dark and twisted origin.Because Deadpool's meta factor was activated by repeated viewings of The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Deadpool will finally perform the pencil trick one day.(draws out katana) Where are you, troper?!
60's Spiderman is just Deadpool in disguiseHe acts just like him, and if Deadpool were to exist anywhere in the real world, it would be on the Internet.
Lego Me is going to join my Corps.I mean who wouldn't want little lego me with me? Infarct he can be call Legopool!
Deadpool is a bronyYOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!
The bride in my upcoming wedding is Lady DeathMostly because, looking at this◊, every other guess I had is a bridesmaid.
My mental disorder is...New and undocumented.
Old age will not kill me.My healing factor comes from the fact that my cells keep destroying and rebuilding themselves. Because of that, I should be quasi-immortal. My healing factor is also based on the DNA of Wolverine, who is now over a hundred years old and still inspiring fangirls.
The Deadpool Corps are all in my head.We already know that I'm beyond nuts. So, rather than assume I'm meeting selves from an alternate universe, let's assume the far more likely option that I'm cracked up even more than usual; either slipping into full-blown schizophrenia (hallucinations, voices in my head) or Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personae). All the Corps, save myself, fit into stratified "flat" stereotypes; the chick, the mascot, the kid, etc.). This is often the case with most alternate personas of those with DID. I might go through his own brand of reintegration therapy... if so, it will be very weird. And terrifying.
Deadpool has Asperger's Syndrome.After all, Deadpool can be anti-social and prone to outbursts of anger, but he's also a pretty jovial guy, prone to crack jokes and make fun out of most of his enviroment. That makes him a more likely candidate for Asperger's than Roschach (who has no concept of fun or humor).
Deadpool has Bipolar DisorderSpecifically, severe, rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. Severe hypomania would explain his jovial mood, nonstop talking, and severe irritation at being interrupted. Meanwhile, his episodes of depression could be manifesting as violent rages. (Before anyone with BPD jumps on here to condemn this in the same fashion as the above WMG on Asperger's, this troper suffers from BPD severe enough to be on disability, and feels he should point out that Deadpool would obviously be on the far, far, FAR end of the spectrum)
Deadpool is not insane.He's actually one of the very few characters in the universe who is completely sane. He is almost alone in not suffering from the delusion that he isn't a comic character, and the reason he acts the way he does is that he has a keen understanding of the way comics work. As for the whole "Superman isn't real, HE'S JUST A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER!" thing from Ask Deadpool, he just says this because DC Comics happens to exist in the Marvel Universe, and Deadpool thinks people who ask that question are referring to the Superman comics in his own universe, not the one in the DC Universe.
Liefeld!Deadpool is Amazing!Deadpool before going insane.We don't know what Deadpool was like before going mad, so why not?
There's an even simpler explanation for Deadpool's mental instability.People can say he has OCD mixed with ADHD (This troper has this combination mixed with Schitzotypal, I can tell you straight out, while it would explain things it's not quite there.) You can say he has Asperger's like everyone else on the net tells you they have. You can come up with any and all explanations you want but the simplest reason is often the best and true one. It's his healing factor that makes him insane. Specifically your personality, thoughts, sanity and behavior is the way chemicals float in your brain. He has a cancer that keeps healing itself and returning. Now we don't know what kind of cancer he was diagnosed with. As far as we know it was brain cancer. Which means brain cells are dying and returning on a secondly basis. This will change personality and sanity all the time. So in short, he has ALL mental diseases but can never be diagnosed with any of them because he shifts all the time. To make things laconic: his healing factor has driven him mad.
Deadpool's level of sanity actually varies because of his messed-up biology/mental trauma.Sometimes he's mostly sane and just acting crazy to throw people off/because it's funny/because it's expected of him/etc. Other times he's hallucinating and hearing voices and completely off his rocker. Sometimes he's in-between. All of these personalities are actually canon because of the way his brain works - just like normal mental illnesses, some days are worse than others.
The Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine is the same person as the comic DeadpoolAnd he deliberately derailed his own character to troll the audience.
The first scene of the Deadpool film will be Deadpool watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine.He'll be so offended by the version of himself in the film that he'll make his own movie to do it properly. And who better to play the lead than the man himself?
Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine and comic Deadpool are different people.Well duh! Silent Deadpool with eyeblasts and adamantium? Really? Maybe he fits the whole Super-soldier gone wrong, but that isn't good enough. No cancer, no yellow boxes, no sex.
The Deadpool spin-off movie will take place after the Wolverine: Origins movieDuh. I just happen to have a very specific view of how it will work. DP's twitching body, as it tumbles down the nuclear volcano, will reflexively teleport. He de-port with his body together and he heal and revives. He then cuts open his mouth and spend sometime keeping it open so the lips heal and he flap his gums without problem. Now as the ugly freak he is, he puts on the mask and suit we all know and love today, now with added eye beams, sword claws and Cable-free teleporting. Which is a pretty sweet deal if you ask me. He probably also has whats-his-face's super shooty power too.
The Deadpool in the comics has the same powers as the Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine.He considers them his greatest failure and refuses to use them much like Batman refuses to use guns. Acknowledging his powers is one of the few ways to get Deadpool to angst.
Deadpool will get mixed up with the Aesir in the sequel to Origins: Wolverine.They think he's Loki because he's Made of Iron, has a healing factor, and has a smart mouth that got sewn shut (for a given value of sewn).
Movie!Deadpool's appearance and at least some of his powers were an illusion.Remember, Stryker says that his son's genes were "the first piece of the puzzle" in creating Weapon XI. He only looked that way because Stryker had "programmed" him to project that image specifically to creep Logan out; his powers were likewise exaggerated for psychological effect. The cooling tower was either destroyed by Logan's own claws, or not destroyed at all and the last few scenes of the film were all a projection from Deadpool's still-functioning brain.
Movie!Deadpool is not really Deadpool but Headpool before his decapitation.Exactly what it says on the tin!
Movie Deadpool is his larval state.Shortly after taking his head back, he'll start shedding powers, all until all he's left with is his healing factor, advanced reflexes, teleportation, and shapeshifting (All powers he has canonically had consistently in one way or another.) However losing his excessive powers will carry a cost. For every power, he loses a little bit of sanity until finally his baraka blades fall off and the agonizing pain finally makes him snap. He starts believing truly that he is just another character in a movie. Though being Deadpool, he decides that being a murderer, psycopath, and mercenary for someone else's entertainment isn't so bad, he wants in on the joke and will talk to the fans to involve himself and them into each other's lives.
The reason why Deadpool appeared in X-Men Origins: Wolverine was to be portrayed by Ryan Reynolds.It was part of his contract.
In the Movie - Deadpool will have three clones of Gwen Stacy, or any other hot chick. To @#%&.
Deadpool's movie is going to be the same as the leaked script.Which is awesome, by the way.
Movie Deadpool will still think he's in a comic book.That, or his first line will be "Aw, shit, I'm in a movie now?", followed by intentionally going back to using the Comic Book Tropes that can work in moving pictures. Either way, he will refer to his closed-captioned thoughts (a la the Scott Pilgrim movie or Pop Up Video) as "little yellow text boxes".
The Deadpool movie, which is set to release in 2012, will bring about the end of the worldThe sheer awesomeness of Deadpool on the big screen in his own movie will be too much for the universe to handle, and will destroy everything.
My solo movie will consist entirely of what would be the Hilarious Outtakes in any other movie.
My solo movie will begin with me killing Dudepeel
The Wolverine Movie was the start of Deadpool, not the endOf course Wolverine's powers were put into Dead Pool, even his regeneration ability. He can not die, that's why when his head was disconected his lasers still worked. At some point, someone will find the severed Deadpool head and connect it to the body. At which point his legend will be restarted and all Hell will break loose.
Barakapool will be the movie version of Agent XA scarred Deadpool lookalike that's supposed to emulate Deadpool but nobody likes? Sure, why not! He will meet the actual Deadpool, and they will hate each other.
The sequel to the Deadpool movie...
The first thing I'm going to do in my movie is make sure all my extra powers are removedThen I'm going to have a good ol' Roaring Rampage of Revenge against Hollywood. Not just for my sake, but for all the other Marvel characters they fucked up. (Galactus (cloud-ified), Doctor Doom (got totally neutered), the Mandarin (do I even need to elaborate?), Venom (wait, when was he in a movie?), Spidey's hot redheaded girlfriend whatshername (lost her personality))
Stan Lee will make a cameo in my movieI'll be quick to remind everyone that Stan didn't create me, but my white text box will point out that he didn't create Captain America either, but he was still in that movie.
Fake Stan Lee will do the cameo in Stan's placeIf he does, I would openly let him know how cheated the viewers and/or I would feel.
Why in the name of Bea do all you people keep talking about me like I'm not in the room?!
Deadpool is responsible for Snowflame's appearance in New Guardians #2
Deadpool is Slade's son.
Mistress Death looks like a Suicide Girl with Día de Muertos makeup in my awesome game because...
In my second game Will appear the following enemies.If done other game over me (A great guy like me deserves more video games.)