Newfable here. This is my profile. I'm 24, a dude, straight, a geek, a nerd, a rather odd individual, and, so I've been told, "alright." Not much else to put here I don't think.
Tropes associated with me are parts of myself that define…myself. I picked a decent number to not sound like a vague horoscope or a You're-A-Beautiful-And-Wonderful-Human-Being Cookienote .
Tropes I Associate With Myself
- A Pirate 400 Years Too Late: *sniff*
- Awesome by Analysis: The only damn thing I'm honestly good at. I can tell more about you from hearing you talk about yourself or engaging in a dialogue than most others would by spending months with you. Also a fast learner, this guy.
- Bookworm: I don't think there's a book out there I won't read at least once. Others, like Twilight will be read once and only once, then left on my bookshelf for profiling purposes.
- Both Sides Have a Point: My general philosophy on life. Drives people nuts when they try to get me to see their point of view, and only their point of view.
- Brains and Bondage: I am and I like. Two for the price of one!
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Deadpan Snarker: All the damn time.
- Determinator
- Male Gaze: See Chivalrous Pervert. Then use common sense. Then try to get your elbows to touch.
- Nice to the Waiter
- Obfuscating Insanity: One of the reasons why people might have a hard time reading me. Otherwise, I'm
- Obfuscating Stupidity
- Ridiculous Procrastinator: I would've made this page months ago. And it's still not done. I'll get to it later.
- Sarcasm Mode: God help you if your mouth moves faster than your brain.
- Self-Deprecation: My main method of keeping my ego in check. No matter what I really believe about myself, I'm generally not that important or awesome, and that's ok. Doesn't stop me from being a good or decent person.
- Sherlock Scan: I'll do this to damn near everything I see, even if I see it often. People, clothes, rooms, environments, anything. Nowhere near as well as the inspiration behind it, but I make do.
- Talk Like a Pirate: I tend to leave out the yar's and arg's though. And only when I've had a few, savvy?
- The Fettered
- The One Guy: May or may not be true, depending on where I'm at. I know and am friends with a lot of women, and there's been more than one occasion where I've been the only guy in the party or groupnote .
- The Smart Guy
- Weak, but Skilled
Tropes That Close Friends Associate To Me
- Audio Erotica: I've been told I have a great voice, even for voice-acting! I work on phones mostly, and I've gotten women a little flustered when I answer the phone in my normal voice.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I rarely get angry, as I tend to have a lot of patience. Though some friends have seen me get angry, and those that have became visibly scared. Not too proud of that, but there ya' go.
- Closet Geek: I never try to hide that I'm a geek/nerd, but I'll never flaunt or advertise that I am one normally. I also function well in society, going against stereotype. More than one anime nerd or gaming geek have described me as a, "pretty cool guy," though I don't know where they set the bar for that.
- Honorary Uncle: I actually am an Unclenote in my family. But I'm also an uncle to a lot of my single friends' future children. Playing the waiting game on that one.
- Incorruptible Pure Pureness: People have tried to corrupt me. And a lot have failed. Though maybe it's because I'm already a bit corrupted. Ah well.
- Mr. Imagination
- Nice Guy: I can freely admit that I used to be a Nice Guy when I was young. I've since changed (hopefully for the better), and people in general view me as a genuinely decent person.
- Team Dad: I have common sense, can be intimidating at times, am stern on certain things, and someone you can trust. It doesn't help that most of my friends are younger than me.
- The Charmer
Tropes That Tropers Associate With Me
- Rule of Romantic: You take your Lady to Disneyland, and you have an avatar gallery filled with Tangled pics. Le Duh.
- Distaff Counterpart: This trope is why you made this page. (Ori Doodle)
Vandalize My Page Here
- Such an obedient little newfnewf. Yay troper page. Ori Doodle
- I liked your contributions to the Church of Happyology discussion. I saved your comments for future reference. All hail the snark king.
- Oops. Tropers/blkwhtrbbt, btw
