Blaine The M0n 0 / Tropers

I feel uptight when I walk in the city/I feel so cold when I'm at home/Feels like everything's starting to hit me/I lost my bearings ten minutes ago/Modern guilt, I'm stranded with nothing/Modern guilt, I'm under lock and key/Misapprehension/Is turning into convention/Don't know what I've done but I feel ashamed/Standing outside the glass on the sidewalk/These people talk about impossible things/And I'm falling out of the conversation/And I'm a pawn piece in a human shield/Modern guilt is all in our hands/Modern guilt won't get me to bed/Say what you will/Smoke your last cigarette/Don't know what I've done but I feel afraid...
—Beck

A troper's mental image of myself.◊

OH. HEY THERE. DIDN'T SEE YOU FOR A SEC.

Well I figure I've been here long enough, I may as well write a detailed profile page for those who care. So, i'm Blaine The M0n0 (Alexander/Zander outside of the internet). My other aliases are Paranoid Android, Rocy Racoon and Bad Weather Bandit. I'm a seventeen year old Scorpio who is an optimistic pessimist and quite sarcastic on top of it all. I guess you could say I act like a Chaotic Neutral or something as you tropers would put it. I’m fascinated with Black Holes, dark stories and strange horror (i.e. Marble Hornets). Sometimes I think I think too much and that i'm crazy . But I realize later that i'm probably being stupid. I’m not quite done editing my profile as I’m not quite sure what else to say, but I’m sure to get around to it. See you on the other side. Or on a seemingly ENDLESS round of Doublecross. Wherever you prefer.

POKEDEX ENTRY:

Name: Blaine the M0n0
No. 5xx +2
Type: Ghost/Steel
Deus ex Machina Pokemon
Can inflict many status effects on his opponent by his visage alone. Prone to quick changes in mood.

TROPES THAT I BELIEVE SUIT ME:

Nice Hat - according to most tropers
Chaotic Neutral
Go Mad from the Revelation / Bored with Insanity - YUP
Tall, Dark, and Snarky - Only when i'm in the mood
Slasher Smile - Well...◊
Fascinating Eyebrow
Lean and Mean - To the extreme.
Large Ham - SANDVICH IS PERFECT FOOD FOR KILLING TINY COWARDS.

Things I enjoy:

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TROPES OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE SUIT ME:

Double Reverse Quadruple Agent
Master of Disguise: Why else would you be Spy? - Balmung
Nice Hat
Celebrity Resemblance - David Tennant and/or Richard Hammond.
Moe - A rare male example in Real Life.

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VANDALISM (YOU CRAZY KIDS)

Well, going by your name, I must assume you're a real pain. - Mister Always

You're mad! Mad I say!! Chabal 2

-Steals hat- Rumetzen

Guess who added Moe. You are too cute when you put on a sad face.

I will keep using your best slasher faces for my avatars. Here's to the most entertaining thing on the Photos thread. - Krrackknut.

Holy crap! ...You look kinda like the Joker, only funny. —Artemis92

OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE. AND SHOULDER-CTHULHU IS GONNA WATCH. —BLACK-FREAKIN'-MOON

Slenderman is still fricking scary D= -Spooky Mask

A fellow fan of both TF 2 and Nnoitra! Really, what are the odds? - MsieurLapin

Not too high surprisingly enough.
- That settles it... I'm fairly certain you're my Spear Counterpart. - MsieurLapin
- :D

Splendorman strikes! - Kraken

Oh, how's my cute little Blaine...who's a cute little Tropermon? You are, yes you are! XD - Keybreak

HELLO :D Nice page. - Compassionate Sadist

Thank you! I could say the same for yours. -Blaine

There's something about Katy Perry's single "Teenage Dream" that I can't quite put my finger on, but it sounds like it just might be the greatest commercial song of this year, which is weird because the lyrics are complete and utter shit; it's not even trying to be the least bit ironic about authentically replicating the garbage a real naive seventeen-year-old girl would be saying and thinking with a boy, not to mention how impossible it is to take Perry seriously as an actual Real Life person. Go ahead and tell someone you know that Katy Perry is a real person, and I guarantee that they won't believe you. This is a serious anomaly that I can't figure out. —Sean Murray I

OK THEN. —Blaine The M0n 0

I'M VANDALIZING YOUR PAGE

THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT —Zenith

NO, YOUR PRIVACY! ~Bella

I shall now proceed to set your page on fire! Believe me. This is nothing new for me. -Nekoalexa

Hey do you smell smoke? ~Kuro Fox

*Looks at ashes* Aww, Neko or someone got here first. Oh well, coffee? *raises flask* - Bisected8

WHY CAN'T MY PAGE HAVE NICE THINGS. -BlaineTheM0n0

You'd be a pretty FUN and COOL guy if your handle DIDN'T GIVE ME NIGHTMARES, jerk!

Joking, I'm totally over it. totally over it *sob* I have to go rest for a bit, bye. Jseblan

Sup'? Is vandalism time! -Readies spray paint, sees wall is already burnt down- Oh. Oh well! -Spray paints "Balmung wuz here" on the ground.- There! You now have my beautiful vandalism! - Balmung

The faeries were in your page. Stealing your nice things. - Stolen By Faeries

Leaving my signature everywhere... that's the goal at least. - Amused Troper Guy

You are such a pain, and that is the truth. *grins* - Rat Of Steel

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