I feel uptight when I walk in the city/I feel so cold when I'm at home/Feels like everything's starting to hit me/I lost my bearings ten minutes ago/Modern guilt, I'm stranded with nothing/Modern guilt, I'm under lock and key/Misapprehension/Is turning into convention/Don't know what I've done but I feel ashamed/Standing outside the glass on the sidewalk/These people talk about impossible things/And I'm falling out of the conversation/And I'm a pawn piece in a human shield/Modern guilt is all in our hands/Modern guilt won't get me to bed/Say what you will/Smoke your last cigarette/Don't know what I've done but I feel afraid... A troper's mental image of myself.◊
OH. HEY THERE. DIDN'T SEE YOU FOR A SEC.
Well I figure I've been here long enough, I may as well write a detailed profile page for those who care. So, i'm Blaine The M0n0 (Alexander/Zander outside of the internet). My other aliases are Paranoid Android, Rocy Racoon and Bad Weather Bandit. I'm a seventeen year old Scorpio who is an optimistic pessimist and quite sarcastic on top of it all. I guess you could say I act like a Chaotic Neutral
or something as you tropers would put it. Iím fascinated with Black Holes, dark stories and strange horror (i.e. Marble Hornets
). Sometimes I think I think too much and that i'm crazy
. But I realize later that i'm probably being stupid. Iím not quite done editing my profile as Iím not quite sure what else to say, but Iím sure to get around to it
. See you on the other side. Or on a seemingly ENDLESS round of Doublecross
. Wherever you prefer.
- Name: Blaine the M0n0
- No. 5xx +2
- Type: Ghost/Steel
- Deus ex Machina Pokemon
- Can inflict many status effects on his opponent by his visage alone. Prone to quick changes in mood.
TROPES THAT I BELIEVE SUIT ME:
Things I enjoy:
TROPES OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE SUIT ME:
VANDALISM (YOU CRAZY KIDS)
Well, going by your name, I must assume you're a real pain. - Mister Always
You're mad! Mad I say!! Chabal 2
-Steals hat- Rumetzen
added Moe. You are too cute when you put on a sad face.
I will keep using your best slasher faces for my avatars. Here's to the most entertaining thing on the Photos thread. - Krrackknut
Holy crap! ...You look kinda like the Joker
, only funny
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.
AND SHOULDER-CTHULHU IS GONNA WATCH. —BLACK-FREAKIN'-MOON
Slenderman is still fricking scary D= -Spooky Mask
A fellow fan of both TF 2
and Nnoitra! Really, what are the odds? - MsieurLapin
- Not too high surprisingly enough.
Splendorman strikes! - Kraken
Oh, how's my cute little Blaine...who's a cute little Tropermon? You are, yes you are! XD - Keybreak
HELLO :D Nice page. - Compa
- Thank you! I could say the same for yours. -Blaine
There's something about Katy Perry's single "Teenage Dream" that I can't quite put my finger on, but it sounds like it just might be the greatest commercial song of this year, which is weird because the lyrics are complete and utter shit; it's not even trying to be the least bit ironic about authentically replicating the garbage a real naive seventeen-year-old girl would be saying and thinking with a boy, not to mention how impossible it is to take Perry seriously as an actual Real Life
person. Go ahead and tell someone you know that Katy Perry is a real person, and I guarantee that they won't believe you. This is a serious anomaly that I can't figure out. —Sean Murray I
I'M VANDALIZING YOUR PAGE
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT —Zenith
I shall now proceed to set your page on fire
! Believe me. This is nothing new for me. -Nekoalexa
Hey do you smell smoke? ~Kuro Fox
*Looks at ashes* Aww, Neko or someone got here first. Oh well, coffee? *raises flask* - Bisected8
- You'd be a pretty FUN and COOL guy if your handle DIDN'T GIVE ME NIGHTMARES, jerk!
Joking, I'm totally over it. totally over it *sob*
I have to go rest for a bit, bye. Jseblan
Sup'? Is vandalism time! -Readies spray paint, sees wall is already burnt down- Oh. Oh well! -Spray paints "Balmung
wuz here" on the ground.- There! You now have my beautiful vandalism! - Balmung
The faeries were in your page. Stealing your nice things. - Stolen By Faeries
Leaving my signature everywhere... that's the goal at least. - Amused Troper Guy
You are such a pain, and that is the truth. *grins*
- Rat Of Steel