Recap / The Silverscale Arena S 3 E 5 April 2023

"It's not just April Fools (meaning meme characters and comic relief), but it's also around Earth Day, so the Revolt Battle Simulator is being used! Can everybody get through the randomized units, as well as the looming shadow of the Dinozaur? Yes, a bunch of Eukarians have joined the fray, Magmatron eyeing that wish greater than all else..."

The twenty-seventh episode, written in April of 2023. The teams are as follows...

-Team 1 (Baskerra Hellmane): Jack Horner, The The Eye Creature, Red King, and Bubsy.

-Team 2 (A Fan): Dan Backslide, Aqua, a Karen, and Wilkins.

-Team 3 (Buddhe): Claptrap, Sudoku, Pilgor, and Gorgeous Freeman.

-Team 4 (Penny Chambers): Pigmon, Wheelie, AMONGUS, and Clippy.

-Team 5 (Plebian Garbage): Friendly Felyne Handler, Jaye, Baron (AnotherEdios), and Hekate.

-Team 6 (Anon): Peppino Spaghetti, The Scout, Taokaka, and Grimbo.

-Team 7 (Nighthawk87): Postman Tap (DaThings YTP Series), Mumflr Fumperdink, PC Master Race, and Doncon.

-Team 8 (Eboness the Eternal): Eddy, Johnny Bravo, Nopegineer, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

-Team 9 (SomeAngstyDude): Deadpool, Kon, Glenn Quagmire, and Dave Johnson (Childish Dad series).

-Team 10 (PFC Alexei Ralan): Robbie Rotten, Painis Cupcake, Snapcube Eggman, and Pinkie Pie.

-Team 11 (Dreckerdeck): Sanic Hegehog, Ugandan Knuckles (Sonic the Hedgehog memes), Spooderman (Spider-Man meme), and a Killer Shrew.

-Team 12 (Veeeee): Patrick Star, Gary the Snail, Bob Bobowski, and Master Shake.

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• Accidental Innuendo: When Robbie Rotten ends up being transformed into a Satyr from a Basky Bug, he reacts with "Too horny!".
• Achilles' Heel: The Nopegineer's neck elongating to long lengths does him in when one of Dead Zone's shots hits him in the neck.
• Actually Pretty Funny: Quagmire, after seeing Dave Johnson get attacked by the Goro unit, admits "Now, that's funny!".
• Alternate Self: Several of them show up:
  • Gorgeous Freeman is a version of Gordon Freeman who finds that 'Power Armor is for pussies' and instead runs around in his underwear.
  • Postman Tap comes from a series of YTP videos of Postman Pat who's a lot less friendly than the normal Postman Pat and is a Dirty Coward.
  • The Nopegineer and Pianis Cupcake. The former is a glitched version of The Engineer whose neck elongates everytime he says "Nope" (which is the only word he says.) And the latter is an even more insane version of the Soldier who attempts to eat everyone he meets.
  • Snapcube Eggman comes from Snapcube's gag dubs of several Sonic games, where he's usually the butt of many jokes.
  • And Sanic, Ugandan Knuckles, and Spooderman are meme parodies of Sonic, Knuckles, and Spider-Man respectively.
• An Arm and a Leg: When the Scourge Unit does an attack that causes spikes to jut out across the ground, the Eye Creature loses one of its arms from it.
• April Fools' Day: The second Arena to have the holiday for the theme of the episode.
• Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?: When Karen beats up Dan for trying to sleep with her, he tries to apologize by saying he mistook her for Dora Standpipe and wouldn’t have gone after her otherwise. This leads to Karen assuming that he thinks she's not good enough for him and continues attacking him anyways.
• Ascended Extra: Pigmon, having appeared in the 13th episode for that episode’s Jackass stunt, returns as a proper contestant for this episode.
• Ass Kicks You: After Saberback’s storm illusion gets fizzled from getting water splashed into him, Pinkie then smashes her rear into his body, sending him onto his side.
• Ass Shove: In the first chapter, Gorgeous Freeman shoves his foot into a Saber-Toothed Spider’s ass, causing it to comedically react.
  • While Spooderman and Karen are carried away by boars, Spooderman ends up shoving his ass right into Karen’s face during his escape.
  • When Master Shake gets impaled by Saberback's stegosaurus tail, he comments that it went through where ass would be.
• Atop a Mountain of Corpses: Deadpool sleeps on a pile of custom units he killed on the third night.
• Autocannibalism: When Pianis Cupcake gets hit by one of Quillfire's quills, he ends up eating himself, and vanishing from existence.
• Back for the Dead: Jack Horner and Wheelie, who get revived to participate, and then end up dead again.
• Badass Boast: Johnny Bravo gets one out after managing to smack away the Great White Sharks just from posing.

  Johnny Bravo: "Hoo-hah! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...I showed up."

• Bait-and-Switch Boss: In the final chapter, after Deadpool kills Taokaka, Peppino reaches his Rage Breaking Point and is prepared to give Deadpool a No Holds Barred Beat Down, with the two about to fight. However, that's when Magmatron appears, stomping on and then incinerating Deadpool, making him the final challenger Peppino has to face.
• Banana Peel: Jack Horner slips on one while attempting to kill Pinkie, hurling him right into Saberback.
• Be Careful What You Wish For: While Karen’s harassing Johnny Bravo, he states that if this is what’s in store while impressing the dames, he’d rather be dead. Which he immediately gets when one of Dead Zone’s shots hits and atomizes him.
• Being Good Sucks: In chapter 4, Robbie Rotten ends up bemoaning the fact that he used one of his disguises for good when he saves Pinkie from being attacked by a Purusuchus Rex by scaring it off with an old lady disguise with many handbags made of alligator skin.
• Berserker Tears: Peppino and Magmatron both get these in the final chapter; Peppino from Taokaka’s death and Magmatron from the losses of his team and close friend.
• Beware the Quiet Ones: Gary, who while being a snail and sticks to himself for the most part, manages to kill three of the contestants with a bomb disguised as a gift himself, with no one noticing until it’s too late. He also manages to make it to the last chapter of the story.
• Bond One-Liner: Deadpool announcing that he’s the manager after he kills Karen.
• Boom, Headshot!: Spooderman gets taken out from getting shot in the head several times by some Bo units.
  • Deadpool kills Postman Tap this way while Tap's still driving his van. He also kills Karen this way in the final chapter.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: While it's completely expected of Pinkie Pie and Deadpool to completely shatter it, less expected is Quagmire demanding that Deadpool stop breaking it and either help him find a weakpoint in the wall or to shut the hell up in their introductions.
  • While Deadpool’s fighting off some skeletons, Sudoku tries to get the scene to transition, only for Deadpool to notice and get pissed, leading to an argument between the two:
    Deadpool: "HEY! I saw that! Shouldn’t you be causing people to draw fetish art or something?!"
    Sudoku: "Shouldn’t you be busy being ignored because the author doesn’t want to write about Marvel's increasingly convoluted comics?"
    Deadpool: "Bitch, please! This is the same author willing to work around the Transformers continuity! And BlazBlue! Fucking BLAZBLUE!"
• Broken Record: When Skold and Sling spy on Saberback hyping himself up by stating that he'll give the team a beautiful victory, they observe that he’s said that over 50 times.
• The Bus Came Back: Bubsy, Aqua, Karen, AMONGUS, The Scout, Taokaka, Eddy, Deadpool, Robbie Rotten, Pinkie Pie, Sanic, Patrick, and Gary all return from previous Arenas. And Baskerra returns to announce Peppino as the winner of the 27th Arena after being absent for the previous two episodes.
  • Bus Crash: And unfortunately for Bubsy and AMONGUS, they are some of the first ones killed.
• Call-Back: Much like in the last episode Deadpool was in, he narrates his team for their introductions.
  • Someone attempting to kill Karen, only for their shot to miss her and kill a nearby contestant instead. It’s even called a happy accident by the narration.
• Car Fu: Postman Tap uses his van to run over several contestants along with Saberback.
• The Chew Toy: Quagmire and Kon, who end up injured in nearly every scene they're in.
• Chronic Hero Syndrome: Sudoku, witnessing Pigmon get attacked by a Giant Stag Beetle, steps in and cuts off its mandibles, stating that as much as she likes her power naps, she’s a sucker for doing the whole 'Jedi thing'.
• Continuity Nod: Robbie Rotten once again bemoaning about those he’s stuck with. And that one of them happens to be pink. This is followed up by Pinkie sharing him a piece of cake from one of Discord’s recipes before he got shipped off.
• Death by Irony: Pianis Cupcake, a being that will eat just about anything and anyone, dies from eating himself out of existence.
• Death by Materialism: Eddy gets distracted from a quarter that he found in Gary's slime trail long enough for the Killer Shrew (that was chasing Gary), to tear into him instead.
• Devoured by the Horde: Wheelie dies from a group of Great White Sharks rip him apart.
• Disney Villain Death: Happens several times in chapter 5: First, Kon tricks the Red King into standing on an unsafe bridge, then siccing a wild boar onto him, causing the bridge to collapse and sends him plummeting. Then Dan Backslide gets explosive shit flung at him, with the sheer force of the projectiles sending him down into a pit. Then Saberback skewers Master Shake and then tosses him off the arena they were in. And finally when Pinkie tosses Jack Horner and Saberback the magic bag back to them, it causes them to tumble off the edge of the arena, with Jack lampshading the way they die.

  Jack Horner: "CURSE YOU, CLICHED DEAAAAATH!"

• Disproportionate Retribution: Bob trying to kill Jaye because he paid one whole dollar in microtransactions in what he believed was Jaye's game.
• Double Take: Robbie Rotten has one after hearing Taokaka call Peppino her mate, though she doesn't notice this.
• Dropped a Bridge on Him: AMONGUS and Pilgor get smited by PC Master Race, Bubsy ends up succumbing to the poison from a Saber-Toothed Spider, and Wilkins gets a spear lodged into his body by a Romanus.
  • Pinkie suffers a random 'BRUH' death in the sixth chapter.
• Dual Boss: The first fight of chapter 7 has two of the remaining Eukarians, Sling and Skold, teaming up to try and kill the remaining contestants.
• Eaten Alive: Mumflr gets eaten by an Allosaurus in the second chapter.
  • As listed above, Pianis Cupcake does this to himself.
  • PC Master Race gets devoured by a Great White Shark.
• Everyone Has Standards: Despite how crazy Deadpool can be and how he finds Kon annoying since he never shuts up about boobs, would take him over Quagmire, who he straight up calls a rapist. And even as Deadpool admits that Quagmire can be funny, there’s some lines you don't cross. He also attempts to shoot Karen for nearly finding her attractive while under the effects of aphrodisiac, stating he's supposed to have limits.
  • Kon actually rejects the chance to feel up some boobs when he discovers that they belong to Karen.
    Kon: "Nope. Boobs are boobs, but sometimes, I need to show some dignity."
• Evil Is Petty: The final chapter begins with Robbie Rotten thinking that if he wins, he’s either going to wish for either cake or a trophy for being the best villain.
• Expecting Someone Taller: When Magmatron meets Peppino for the final fight, he comments that the chef is shorter than he thought.
• Eye Scream: The Eye Creature gets confetti in its eyes from a Hype Ball that the Crypto Bro unit sent out.
• Fan Disservice: In the final chapter, Deadpool under the effects of aphrodisiac, strips down completely naked save for hood. The reactions from the contestants that see this aren’t pleasant at all.
• Fastball Special: To get some food for his team, Peppino has Taokaka throw him at the Flying Spaghetti Monster, taking the spaghetti and meatballs that fall out of the creature.
• Flipping the Bird: Master Shake gives Quillfire the double one when it seems like Quillfire has Master Shake cornered.
• Foregone Conclusion: The last sentence of the sixth chapter straight up admits that Sling and Skold aren’t going to make it in their fight with the remaining contestants. It’s slightly downplayed as Magmatron saves Skold just before she could be killed.
• Four Is Death: The fourth team is the first one to get completely wiped out in the story. Coincidentally, this wipeout happens in the fourth chapter.
• The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Late into the story, Deadpool attempts to take control of the keyboard several times so that he can get more screentime.
• Game-Breaker: Deadpool gets called one in the context of the Animal Revolt Battle Simulator for having guns and good motor control.
• "Get Back Here!" Boss: Most of Crazybolt's fight involves the contestants chasing the Eukarian down until Peppino gets him to stop by throwing a rubber chicken at his wheels, causing him to swerve out of control. Once Crazybolt's in his robot mode, he's quickly defeated by Peppino punching Slicedice right into his mouth while he's charging up a fireball, making them both explode.
• Gravity Screw: Midway through the fight with Guiledart, Cosmos uses her outlier ability to make everyone float in the air, including Guiledart.
• Groin Attack: Quagmire suffers this twice. The first time is when Pinkie smashes her hooves right into his crotch during the Crazybolt fight. The second time is when Gary bites his bulge when he attempts to put his dick into Gary's shell.
• Half the Man He Used to Be: A Great White Shark kills PC Master Race by biting him in half.
  • Dave Johnson gets bitten into two by Skold.
  • Deadpool finishes off Robbie Rotten this way vertically with his katanas.
• Hating on Monday: Sudoku, being a mashup of Ahsoka Tano with Garfield's personality, naturally hates mondays. Her last words even up being that she hates mondays before succumbing to her wounds.
• High-Voltage Death: The first deaths of the episode come from PC Master Race smiting AMONGUS and Pilgor into dust.
• Hoist by His Own Petard: When a group of Rockys fire rockets at Wheelie, they hit him and he explodes... with his pieces sent flying right into them, killing them.
• Hope Spot: Villainous example, When Jack Horner slams into Saberback while near an edge, they nearly teeter off of it, with Saberback's toes on the edge, and just barely avoid falling off, causing the two to sigh in relief. And then Pinkie tosses them the magic bag, causing them to fall to their doom.
• I'm Cold... So Cold...: The first part of Taokaka's dying words is that she's so cold.
• Impaled With Extremeprejudice: Wilkins gets a spear through his body in the first chapter.
  • An invisible Saberback skewers Master Shake with the tail from his stegosaurus form before tossing him to his doom.
  • Deadpool gets skewered by Guiledart’s beast mode, though since this is Deadpool, it doesn't do any meaningful damage.
  • Deadpool morally wounds Taokaka by first stabbing her with his katanas, then shoots her several times.
• Irony Deadpool asking for more screentime in the later chapters, despite managing to last for far longer than he did the last time he showed up.
• Joke Character: Downplayed, while there are still several characters who are a complete joke, part of the theme is also focused on comic reliefs as well.
  • Lethal Joke Character: Despite that though, many of them are very capable of kicking someone's ass, even if their origins can be quite goofy.
• Kick the Dog: After Quagmire tells Deadpool to either help him or shut up, Deadpool reminds him that Brian fucked his trans mother^note making this worse is that Deadpool calls her Quagmire's dad.
  • In the final chapter, Deadpool kills Taokaka with a pineapple grenade and then makes a Pineapple Ruins Pizza joke right in front of Peppino, the person who she got very close to.
• Killed Mid-Sentence: In the first chapter, Bubsy gets killed while asking if anyone got his pun and Wilkins gets a spear through his body while holding Patrick at gunpoint and telling him to take the boredom away with some Wilkins Coffee.
  • After Gorgeous Freeman gets stabbed by an Emperor Scorpion, he only has time to say "What kind of shit ending is"- before dropping dead.
• While Baron’s fighting a Mosasaurus, he attempts to give a speech about how no one will suffer while he's still here, which is cut short when Sanic runs into him, causing them to spontaneously explode.
  • PC Master Race gets chomped in half by a Great White Shark while bemoaning that this is happening to him.
  • Guiledart incinerates Aqua just as she's explaining that she's prepared a speech for the upcoming fight with him.
  • And Deadpool turn's Karen's head into red mist while she's demanding to know where the manager is.
• Killed Offscreen: The Felyne Handler from getting hacked into by a Praying Mantis during the fight with Guiledart.
  • The Eye Creature, who's decapitation by Deadpool before he kills Gary and Robbie Rotten wasn't shown.
• Ludicrous Gibs: Deadpool gets turned into giblets from getting run over by Postman Tap's van. Thanks to Deapool's regenerative ability, he’s able to recover. Deadpool later pays him back for this.
• Manchild: Dave Johnson, despite being a fully grown man with a wife and two children, has the maturity of a seven year old.
• Misplaced Retribution: During Jaye's fight with Bob, he mentions to Bob that he's pretty sure that the game Bob paid the dollar in microtransactions for was a bootleg.
  • Snapcube Eggman attacks Jack Horner believing that he was the one to post his nudes on his new Twitter.com profile.
• Moment Killer: In the fourth chapter, Taokaka and Peppino have a tender (if lewd) moment where they feel up each others boobs (or man-boobs in Peppino's case)... which is then ruined by the Red King grabbing the chunk of land they were on and throwing it into a portal.
  • The otherwise sweet scene of Peppino and Taokaka having Their First Time gets ruined by the narration mentioning that Kon was masturbating to it.
• No Body Left Behind: Nothing is left of Pianis Cupcake after he eats himself out of existence.
  • After Magmatron arrives and crushes Deadpool, His energy surrounding him completely evaporates The Merc with a Mouth.
• No Indoor Voice: Several characters here tend to be very loud by default. The biggest example is Dreckerdeck’s team, who by the end of their introduction, the narration states that most of the contestants would have taken themselves off the census if they listened to them for 15 minutes.
• Noodle Incident: Whatever was on Deadpool's browsing history that gave Doctor Doom nightmares once.
  • And when Doncon, under the effects of aphrodisiac, keeps smashing Deadpool into pulp, Deadpool comments "This is...worse than that time with the Hulk."
  • Peppino reveals that he has several of these, as the story progresses:
  • When he witnesses Ugandan Knuckles humping the Nopegineer's neck, he remarks that "This is just like that New Years Celebration Party". And after seeing that, he recalls how up to this point, the closest sexual encounters he’s had included some choice interactions with the Toppins and an encounter with The Noise that he never wants to speak of again.
  • And after seeing Deadpool naked, he finds the sight worse than the Christmas Party The Noise threw during '97.
• Odd Friendship: Robbie Rotten ends up bonding with Pinkie Pie throughout the story, and ends up saddened when Pinkie dies first.
• Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Karen managing to fight off the Eye Creature for the entire fifth chapter.
• Off with His Head!: Taokaka finishes off Dead Zone by decapitating him with her claws.
  • Deadpool kills The Eye Creature this way. offscreen.
• Oh, Crap!: Bob squeaks out an "Oh, balls" moments before he and Jaye are blown up by pipe bombs.
  • Quagmire freaks out over witnessing all the powerful Units Guiledart and Cosmos acquired for the fight with most of the remaining contestants in chapter 6.
• One-Word Vocabulary: All the Nopegineer says is the word "Nope". The only sentence Painis Cupcake speaks during his run is "I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you." with slight variations ending it instead with either "HIM" or "MYSELF".
• Pervert Revenge Mode: In a meta sense, Kon and Quagmire, the two most perverted characters of the cast, get the worst treatment inside the Arena itself.
  • When Dan Backslide attempts to make a move on Karen mistaking her for Dora Standpipe, she ends up beating him senseless.
  • In chapter 5, Quagmire, using the "If there's a hole, there's a goal" mentality, attempts to stick his dick into Gary's shell. Gary then bites his crotch so hard it leaves him limping for the remainder of his screentime.
• Potty Emergency: Deadpool ends his team introduction by stating that he is in DESPERATE need of a bathroom.
• Practical Taunt: Peppino's taunt mechanic from Pizza Tower comes into play twice: The first time is when he uses it in the air during the fight with Guiledart, which causes a shockwave which stuns him and Cosmos for a moment. And the second is when he uses it to escape from Magmatron's hold in the final battle.
• Rage Breaking Point: Peppino gets absolutely pissed after Deadpool kills Taokaka and then makes a Pineapple Ruins Pizza joke about it. He doesn’t get to unleash it on Deadpool however because of Magmatron’s arrival.
• Rape Is A Special Kindof Evil: The main reason why Deadpool prefers Kon's company over Quagmire's.
• Running Gag: In the later chapters, Deadpool asking for more screentime, only to then cut to a different character.
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here: After Jack Horner's attempt to kill Deapool with Paul Bunyan's axe fails, he escapes on the magic carpet while Deadpool tries to shoot him with his uzis.
  • When Johnny Bravo, Wheelie, and PC Master Race get attacked by Great White Sharks, Wheelie turns into his robot mode and attempts to flee, only for a shark to ram into him, allowing the other sharks to tear him apart.
• Self-Deprecation: Just before Peppino's fight with Magmatron, Peppino makes a strange boast to the Eukarian about knowing what it's like to fight with nothing to lose, since he's the owner of one of the countries's most lacking Italian eateries.
• Shared Universe: In this continuity, Pizza Tower and Ed, Edd n Eddy are in the same world, which is revealed after Peppino wins.
• Shipper on Deck: Hekate, who in her first scene begins shipping the Friendly Felyne Handler and Jaye together. And then she later ships Pinkie Pie and Robbie Rotten together.

  Hekate: "Let's see. The curmudeony human and the adorably bubbly horse girl. Maybe that's a good ship to have! I’m sure that hasn’t been done many times before!"

• Shout-Out: Shortly before the fight with Saberback, Master Shake makes himself known to the others he's with by shooting his shotguns and shouting "These...are my boomsticks!"
  • During the fight with Skold, Deadpool quotes Samuel L. Jackson's infamous line from Snakes on a Plane, albeit the edited for TV version of the line.
• Skewed Priorities: When Peppino asks for Taokaka's help in fighting Skold, he finds her sitting out the entire fight watching Gary slime himself to a place where he's safe. Peppino later admits she dodged a bullet by not joining the fight.
• Sole Survivor: Peppino is this for the contestants while Skold ends up as this for Magamtron's team prior to everyone being revived (that's supposed to be) after the Arena's over.
• Special Effects Failure: In-Universe, the narration calls the Eye Creature's costume barely convincing.
• Squashed Flat: The fight with Guiledart and Cosmos begins with the former stomping on Ugandan Knuckles.
  • Magmatron's arrival has him squash Deadpool. While this naturally doesn't kill him, it does prevent him from being able to run away, leaving him to be completely incinerated.
• Suicide Dare: When Johnny Bravo hits on Aqua, one of the options she tells Bravo to do for her is to throw himself into the nearest woodchipper.
  • Shortly before the fight with Saberback, Jack Horner tells Pinkie Pie and Robbie Rotten to do themselves a favor and fling themselves off a cliff.
• Take That!: When Deadpool's introducing Kon, he calls him about as useful as a RPer on Rule 34.
  • Deadpool, frustrated by his lack of screentime, demands the author give him a bigger role or else he'll force the author to sit through both of Marvel's Civil Wars.
    Deadpool: "Plotholes and OOC a-plenty!"
• Taking You with Me: When Grimbo gets stabbed by an Achilles Unit, rather than go out like that, he overcharges his wand, causing the both of them to explode.
• Team Killer: Scout implies to Peppino this will happen if it's just down to two of them.
• Teleport Spam: Deadpool uses his teleporting powers to avoid attacks from Peppino and Taokaka during their fight.
• Tempting Fate: Robbie Rotten's first scene has him monologuing about how he’ll win this time by not getting caught off guard, he’s immediately surprised by Pinkie introducing herself behind him. He also gets killed by being blindsided by Deadpool's attack.
  • Eddy, having found a quarter from Gary's slime trail, thinks luck's on his side again. As soon as he says this, the Killer Shrew (who was chasing Gary) then rips apart Eddy.
  • In chapter 5, a furious Dan Backslide states that he will never be humiliated by monkeys. The Poojectile Gorillas then throw their explosive shit at him, causing him to fall off the edge to his doom.
• Their First Time: Chapter 5 has Peppino and Taokaka have sex. It is a sweet and tender (if lewd) moment.
• They Killed Kenny Again: Every returnee for this episode dies once again.
• This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: When Dan tries to calm Karen down from beating him by apologizing and saying that he wouldn't have gone after her if didn't mistake her for Dora Standpipe, Karen angrily responds "Am I not good enough for you?! BIIIIITCH!"
• Title Drop: Magmatron screams out the name of the final chapter, "My Friend", twice: The first is when he yells it at the end of his And This Is for... speech just before he fight Peppino. And the second time ends up being his final words before exploding.
• Toilet Humour: The Poojectile Gorillas, who show up in chapter 5 and fling their explosive shit at Dan Backslide and Dave Johnson, killing the former. The latter at least finds it hilarious. At least until they launch it at him that is.
• Torso with a View: Peppino and Taokaka destroy Guiledart by punching straight through his chest, causing him to explode.
• Undignified Death: Dan Backslide suffers a humiliating defeat when Poojectile Gorillas launch their explosive shit at him, with the force of their shit launching him off an edge.
• Victoria's Secret Compartment: Taokaka pulls out some pliers out of her cleavage to shut her eyes after seeing Deadpool naked.
• We ARE Struggling Together: Several teams don't end up getting along so nicely for one reason or another.
• Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing: Sudoku in the final chapter admits she thinks this is how she's winning and tells Dave Johnson to consider doing it too.
• Wrong Genre Savvy: Deadpool converses with Peppino and Taokaka about how just because they're a cute couple, that gives them Plot Armor, and then states that it’s not that kind of story. To prove his point, he kills Taokaka and would have likely killed Peppino had it not been for Magmatron's sudden arrival.
• You Do NOT Want To Know: Don't ask Deadpool about his browsing history.

  Deadpool: "Gives everyone nightmares. Even Doctor Doom, this one time!"

• Your Head Asplode: When Peppino throws Slicedice into Crazybolt’s mouth as he’s charging up a fireball, it causes them both to explode, with Crazybot’s head being reduced to nothing.
• Your Mom: After Quagmire tells Deadpool to help out or shut up, Deadpool retorts back that his trans mother^note who he erroneously calls his father got fucked by Brian.

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Your Winner: Peppino Spaghetti (Anon's pick)