Recap: MLP: Friendship Is Magic S2 E23 "Ponyville Confidential"
Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little idle gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this. Twilight Sparkle:
But it's all lies! Gabby Gums prints what she wants! She doesn't care whose reputation she destroys!
Written by M.A. Larson
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are inspired to try earning their cutie marks by writing in the school newsletter, the Foal Free Press
. Unfortunately, the new editor-in-chief is none other than Diamond Tiara
, who wants a newspaper full of "juicy" stories and local gossip. The Crusaders run themselves ragged trying to get stories, but Diamond Tiara isn't impressed with their articles about baby birds, Rarity's new hat, or the history of Ponyville. She throws the Crusaders out and tells them not to return without something she can print.
As luck would have it, the Crusaders and Featherweight (the newspaper's photographer) catch Snips and Snails joined at the hip by a wad of bubble gum. The resulting article, written under the pen-name "Gabby Gums", catches the attention of the amused readers. Diamond Tiara demands more stories from Gabby Gums about the secret lives of ponies, but the Crusaders are hard-pressed to come up with anything
(other than Snips and Snails getting stuck together again).
Inspiration strikes when Rarity finds Sweetie Belle's copy of the newspaper and gushes about how much her friends would love Gabby Gums' articles. Sweetie Belle convinces her fellow Crusaders to broaden the paper's coverage and start investigating the Ponyville locals for more gossip. The Foal Free Press quickly becomes a hit around Ponyville, even getting sold at the local news stand, while Diamond Tiara relishes the attention the "juicy" stories are bringing in.
At the Spa, the Mane Six discuss the latest Gabby Gums column. Despite Twilight's worry that Gabby Gums' articles are too mean-spirited and invasive, the others brush off her concerns. Even the Crusaders are beginning to weary of the mud-slinging, but Diamond Tiara starts demanding even nastier articles about the locals of Ponyville. Desperate to get their journalism cutie marks, the Cute Mark Crusaders give in. When they target the Mane Six ("Applejack Asleep on the Job", "Twilight Sparkle: I Was a Canterlot Snob", "Rainbow Dash: Speed Demon or Super Softie?"), the gang decides they need to put a stop to Gabby Gums' harmful rumor-mongering. Rarity still thinks they're blowing things out of proportion... until she reads an article containing excerpts from her diary. Twilight innocently asks if Sweetie Belle would know who Gabby Gums is, since they both work on the school paper — which is all it takes for Rarity to put two and two together. Keeping her suspicions to herself, Rarity loudly insists to her friends that her dear little sister would never associate herself with somepony like Gabby Gums.
Soon after, Rarity finds her diary in Sweete Bell's saddlebag, confirming her suspicions. She proceeds to call her little sister out on the carpet for hurting everypony's feelings.
The Crusaders are ready to call it quits as gossip columnists, but Diamond Tiara refuses to let Gabby Gums end... even if it means blackmailing the Crusaders into digging up more dirt! Desperate to avoid having their own embarrassing candid photos (courtesy of Featherweight) published, the Cutie Mark Crusaders try to find anyone
they can interview for the paper. However literally everyone in Ponyville has heard about their secret identity and they all refuse to speak to the Crusaders.
Just as Diamond Tiara is about to follow through with her threat the following morning, the Crusaders burst in with a new story. Diamond Tiara quickly has the staff print it up... too quickly, as it's not a gossip column but "An Open Letter to Ponyville". In it, the Crusaders officially reveal their identity as Gabby Gums, apologize for spreading ugly rumors, and resign from the gossip business.
Once Cheerilee gets the whole story, she strips Diamond Tiara of her position as editor-in-chief in favor of Featherweight, but there's still room at the newspaper for Diamond Tiara... right next to the messy printing press.
- Foreshadowing: Featherweight can be seen right before Rainbow Dash agrees to get a pedicure. Guess who ends up in the gossip column the next day?
Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then. (turns page to story on her
) Maybe they deserve
*gasp* I'LL DESTROY HER!!!
- Gilligan Cut: The CMC hoofbump, ready to start gathering news. Cut to them bored out of their minds trying to come up with something to write on.
- Hates Being Touched: Rainbow Dash has a problem with having others touch her hooves. She either really hates the girly hooficure, is phobic about being touched there, or is simply extremely ticklish. "Magic Duel" implies that the last is true.
- Hitler Cam: Likely a Shout-Out to Citizen Kane.
- Humiliation Conga: At the end, Diamond Tiara slips and falls on ink and someone takes her picture while everyone laughs at her.
- Hypocrisy Nod: Rarity uses this fact to make her point.
Rarity: Gossip can be a very hurtful thing, it is an invasion of privacy. Just like when I snooped through your saddle bag. You didn't like that much, did you?
- Hypocrite: The citizens of Ponyville enjoyed reading about the gossip that was spread about each others, but when they were gossiped about, they got angry.
- Hypocritical Heartwarming: Sure, Angel can be a downright jerk to Fluttershy at times, but you can clearly see by the dirty look he gives the CMC (as Fluttershy's flooding her house with tears), that he does care for her, even if it gives off the vibe "No one makes her cry but me."
- Hypocritical Humor:
- Only Twilight was against Gabby Gums spreading lies about other ponies until it happened to those other ponies. This is only briefly spotlighted with Rarity. The rest are just out-and-out hypocrites.
- Rarity scolds Sweetie Belle for snooping in other people's lives, when she snooped in Sweetie Belle's stuff twice before. Though she does acknowledge that when scolding Sweetie Belle.
- I'll Kill You!: Rarity screams "I'll DESTROY her!" after her little sister Sweetie Belle publishes an embarrassing article about her in the newspaper.
- Innocently Insensitive: Played straight with the CMC who don't feel guilty about the public humiliation they've caused until they come to realize it later on. Averted with Diamond Tiara who explicitly does not care about other ponies' feelings.
- Ironic Echo: The CMC give each other an eager hoof bump on starting out their work as Gabby Gums. By the time they start regretting their hurtful stories about other ponies but decide to continue, they give another, but less confident, hoof bump.
- Intrepid Reporters: The CMC become this and start investigating everyone's personal lives.
- Jerkass Has a Point: While the Gabby Gums articles were hurtful and earned the CMC animosity from the whole town, it lifted the Foal Free Press from a school paper to town-wide distribution. Though Diamond Tiara's methods were unethical and cruel, under her direction the paper was the most successful it had ever been. Then again, school papers are free and "greater success" is no excuse for publicly humiliating total strangers who did nothing to harm you, both because it is immoral and it burns bridges.
- Karma Houdini: Featherweight doesn't get any flak for the embarrassing photos he took of others. In fact, he gets promoted in the end. Presumably he was Just Following Orders, but the episode never makes that clear.
- Kick the Dog: If Diamond Tiara telling the CMC that she doesn't care about other ponies' feelings didn't tick anyone off, her blackmailing CMC and then confessing that she would continue the column one way or another should. Later, she steals Dinky's paper and shoves her hard enough to send her flying off-screen.
- Kick the Morality Pet: Despite Fluttershy saving their lives in an earlier episode, the CMC still see it fit to humiliate her. It wasn't until the near end in that they realize how mean they were.
- Lampshade Wearing: In the "Pinkie Pie Is an Out-of-Control Party Animal" article. Oddly this is the only time we've seen Pinkie do that.
- Laser-Guided Karma: Diamond Tiara gets struck by this at the end. See Humiliation Conga above.
- Mean Boss: Diamond Tiara harshly criticizes the CMC's original stories for not being "juicy" enough, does not consider the feelings of Ponyvillians, and blackmails the CMC to keep them from quitting their job.
- Meaningful Name: Featherweight, who's easily one of the thinnest ponies on the show. He probably had to be light as a feather to sneak around getting those pictures.
- My God, What Have I Done?: The Cutie Mark Crusaders start having this feeling as early as their first round but ignore it. It isn't until they've enraged the entire town that it sinks in just how much they've hurt everypony, whether or not everypony's reactions were justified.
- Nice Hat:
- Each of the Crusaders sport a gray flannel fedora.
- Also, Rarity's "Hot New Hat".
- Truffle Shuffle is seen wearing a fez as part of a sight gag. Spike is also wearing a fez in the photo for the article that Gabby Gums created and was rejected by Diamond Tiara.
- Noodle Incident: Trixie's secret isn't revealed to the audience.
- Ocular Gushers:
- Pinkie Pie when Gabby Gums writes about her being an out of control party animal. She wails that she has a problem.
- Fluttershy, after Gabby Gums wrote a particularly mean article about her, is flooding her house with tears. Understandably, Angel Bunny slams the door in the face of the CMC when they try to come by to get another story.
- Off Model: During the scene where Diamond Tiara congratulates herself for "averting yet another crisis", the white Skunk Stripe in her mane disappears for one shot.
- OOC Is Serious Business: Applejack and Big Macintosh are so upset with the girls that it's Big Mac who delivers a What the Hell, Hero? lecture, and Applejack who limits her responses to "Eeyup" and "Nope". It's the first time he's ever raised his voice to another pony, and man, does it have an effect!
- Parental Hypocrisy: Rarity scolds Sweetie Belle about the invasions of privacy she and the other two CMC committed... which she found out about by snooping through Sweetie Belle's things.
- Pen Name: Gabby Gums. Ironically, the CMC created the persona not to hide their identity, but because they couldn't fit all their names when signing it.
- Personal Raincloud: Invoked. Rainbow Dash's revenge on Gabby Gums, justified or not, is to let loose a torrential downpour on them.
- Pragmatic Villainy: Diamond Tiara actually holds off on the teasing she usually dishes out to the CMC this episode, and is even friendly with them when they start providing her with the stories she wants. Sure, she was a smug, amoral Bad Boss, but you have to give her the fact that she was dedicated enough to the editor-in-chief position that she set aside her usual Alpha Bitch tendencies for it.
- Rant Inducing Slight: Rarity flies off the handle more than the other ponies, despite the fact that Gabby Gums only printed excerpts from her personal diary. An embarrassing violation of privacy, yes, but not outright slander as happened with the other Mane 6. Given that someone had actually stolen Rarity's diary and had printed certain pages of it, which would most likely mean Rarity's personal thoughts had been taken out of context, Rarity had as much a right to be angry as her friends did.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: The CMC get one from Big Mac, of all ponies.
- Reasonable Authority Figure:
- Where all the other ponies either shunned the Cutie Mark Crusaders or were so angry they sent the fillies away rather than say something they would regret, Rarity's response (despite her own fury) is to scold Sweetie Belle, use her own actions to make a point about privacy, and make Sweetie Belle question if what she was doing was truly worth her Cutie Mark. This prompted the CMC to stop being Gabby Gums and eventually write their apology letter.
- Twilight starts out as one when she questions Gabby Gums' ethics during the first spa scene, but derails from it when she harshly rejects the Cutie Mark Crusaders once their secret somehow gets out.
- Cheerilee at the end, when she demotes Diamond Tiara after realizing the filly went drunk on power.
- School Newspaper Newshound: The Cutie Mark Crusaders start as this but decide their school doesn't have enough information.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Defied. Scootaloo considers leaving the press once she learns Diamond Tiara takes over as editor-in-chief, but Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom talk her out of it.
- Shameful Shrinking: When Twilight reads the "Fluttershy Has Tail Extensions" headline, Fluttershy sinks down behind an inner window sill. She's crying Ocular Gushers when we next hear from her.
- Shoo Out the Clowns: It's not a coincidence that Pinkie Pie is never heard from again after the Sugar Cube Corner scene.
- Shout-Out to Shakespeare: "Et tu, Gabby Gums?"
- Skewed Priorities: While the Cutie Mark Crusaders feel bad for the gossip they're spreading, they still worry about getting their cutie marks. Getting their Cutie Marks should have been the last thing that they should have been worrying about in that situation.
- Slasher Smile: Diamond Tiara when telling the Cutie Mark Crusaders that their next story better be juicy. It doesn't help that she's right up in Apple Bloom's and our faces.
- Smash Cut:
Rarity: How could you say such a thing, Twilight?! [Sweetie Belle] is the most innocent, most lovely— (cut to Rarity finding her diary in Sweetie Belle's saddlebag) MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA!
- Some Kind of Force Field: While (attempting) to approach the library to visit Twilight, the Cutie Mark Crusaders bump one generated by Twilight.
- Spinning Paper: A swarm of slanderous headlines.
- Suddenly Voiced:
- Truffle Shuffle, Berry Pinch, Cotton Cloudy, and Shady Daze finally get voices, the first two courtesy of Cathy Weseluck.
- In the Japanese version, Featherweight is heard making a few grunts, whose voice was provided by Izumi Kitta, Rainbow Dash's voice actress.
- Sticky Situation: As stated by Sweetie Belle: "Snips and Snails and bubble-gum fail."
- Sweet Tooth: The article on Celestia shows her stuffing her face with cake.
- Tempting Fate: Rainbow Dash stating that she'd love it if Gabby Gums did a story about her.
- Unfortunate Names: The former editor-in-chief was named Namby-Pamby? Poor kid. At least she was popular among the other kids.
- Unstoppable Rage: Rarity, after reading a nasty article by "Gabby Gums".
Rarity: I'LL DESTROY HER!
- Villainous Breakdown: Upon seeing the CMC's apology letter in an issue of the paper, Diamond Tiara almost immediately goes from smugly satisfied with herself to downright outraged and furious.
- Vocal Dissonance: Diamond Tiara sounds much older than she is in this episode.
- The Voiceless:
- Featherweight never speaks onscreen. It's never said whether he is a mute or whether he just chooses not to talk.
- For some reason, Fluttershy appears in several scenes as more or less a main character, but never says a word. The only vocalization she makes is sobbing when the Cutie Mark Crusaders confront her in her house. (Bizarrely, Andrea Libman's other character Pinkie Pie does appear with a speaking role, albeit a small one. Andrea must've been busy.)This is not the only time this has happened.
- Welcome Back, Traitor: See Easily Forgiven above for details.
- We Used to Be Friends: The CMC and the citizens of Ponyville, especially with Rainbow Dash and Big Mac after their identity was exposed.
- What the Hell, Hero?: The CMC get a few once their identities are revealed, but special mention goes to Big Macintosh; if the pony of the fewest words gets mad enough to articulately chew you out, you know you've screwed up royally.
- Worst News Judgement Ever: Diamond Tiara wants to avoid "namby-pamby" stories, despite other foals viewing Namby-Pamby as a good editor-in-chief.
- Worst Whatever Ever:
Apple Bloom: This is the worst day ever!
Scootaloo: Oh yeah? Just wait for tomorrow!
- You Bastard: In-Universe example. When the CMC post their open letter to Ponyville, apologizing for what they did, the reason they continued with the Gabby Gums columns was because everyone in Ponyville liked to read the gossip. Also a downplayed example in that little emphasis was put on it, the intent of the letter clearly being more to explain the CMC's own actions than try to call out Ponyville.
"We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because everypony seemed to want to read what we were writing."
- Your Little Dismissive Diminutive: Big Macintosh says it:
Big Macintosh: We don't want to talk to any of y'all right now, so take your little gossip column and your embarrassin' photographs and just go away!
I'll destroy her!