"Hey, that's neat, I paid money for this game and it insults me."
"Find me one case in which random user comments enhance an online experience. Scroll down now and read the first five comments under this video! You should be feeling a cold metallic sensation because you're now holding a gun to your head."
Yes, this is a stock market game, and is likely to be the death knell to my sanity because you, Goony McGoons, are going to be my financial advisors. I am putting my financial wellbeing in your hands. Your (surely) very capable hands.
I think I want to cry.
"Is this what the aliens do for fun? At least they're not playing ... computer games."