Ceann Comhairle: Deputy Gogarty, that is most unparliamentary language.
Paul Gogarty: It is most unparliamentary language and I now withdraw it and apologize for it.
Barack Obama, on Kanye West's infamous MTV Video Music Awards interruption: "He's a jackass." The language may be tame compared to the rest of the examples here, but it's still harsher language than expected of the president.
Biden, however, DID use the f word, for emphasis mainly, after against all odds the Health Care Bill was successfully passed.
He probably thought that the microphones couldn't hear him at the time.
Obama's also looking for an ass to kick regarding that puddle of oil in the Gulf. His statements in the interview were immediately schmoyohoified.
John Kerry once referred to a secret service agent as a "son of a bitch".
Twice. Long after the guy knocked him down while they were snowboarding.
The "Shit Heard Round The World", as uttered by then-President Bush in conversation with then-P.M. Tony Blair. Neither man apparently noticed that they were on a live mic at the time.
Before a speech during a 2000 campaign stop, an open mic caught George W. Bush calling New York Times reporter Adam Clymer "a major league asshole".
Republican New York State Senator Roy McDonald, on crossing party lines in support of gay marriage:
You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn't black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing. I'm tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I'm trying to do the right thing, and that's where I'm going with this.
Brian Mulroneytelling Peter Newman to go fuck himself.note (This is immediately after Mulroney said "good evening" even to his political opponents, so as to emphasize that his worst indignation was reserved for Newman, who released private tapes. (Look up "The Secret Mulroney Tapes.")
After it was revealed that Obama won the 2012 election, a crowd uproared and praised at his democratic center in Chicago; the censors did not catch this, but a man screamed "America, Fuck Yeah!!"
Apocryphally, George V was told on his deathbed he would soon be able to return to the resort of Bognor Regis; the King replied, "Bugger Bognor," and died.note "Bugger" was stronger back then, especially out of the mouth of the King.
The reality is just as obscene, however; the doctor injected the King with a combination of cocaine and morphine to ease his passing, which led the King to mutter, "God damn you."
In 1975, Swedish Prime minister Olof Palme referred to Francisco Franco and his government as "fucking murderers" ("satans mördare") in a speech after they executed several dissidents. The phrase went through Memetic Mutation in Sweden for years afterwards.
Napoleon once said to his then-Minister of Foreign Affairs, Talleyrand: "You're a piece of shit in silk stockings."
And from the same era, General Cambronne's famous word when asked to surrender at Waterloo. note Of course, to this day, no one knows whether he said "Merde!", "The Guard dies but does not surrender", or something else altogether.
Chase Utley was handed the microphone at the 2008 Philadelphia Phillies World Championship parade. He apparently didn't know what to say besides "World Champions!". He followed up with "World Fucking Champions!".... the crowd went absolutely wild. Especially effective as the parade was being broadcast live on several major radio and TV stations (which as a rule do not broadcast the F-word).
Chase apparently has difficulty with this word and microphones. In an earlier incident, from the 2008 MLB Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium, the crowd, mostly New Yorkers and as a result likely heavily peppered with Mets fans, began booing Utley as he ran onto the field to take part in the event. He took one look at the crowd, promptly forgot that he was wearing a microphone for ESPN, and audibly muttered "Boo? Fuck you!"
Both of these Precision F Strikes are considered Crowning Moments of Awesome among Phillies fans. (Chase Utley himself is considered a walking Crowning Moment of Awesome.)
After several tries, NHL magnate Henrik Lundqvist won the Vezina Trophy (read: Goalie of the Year) in 2012. He had a brain freeze, and swore during his nationally televised acceptance speech.
This is becoming a goalie tradition, particularly Stanley Cup winning ones: in 2012, Jonathan Quick ("How about this fucking team right there?") and in 2013 Corey Crawford ("FUCKING RIGHT CHICAGO!").
When he hit his groin on a first-down pole during a Minnesota-Northwestern football game, Simoni Lawrence got up next to the microphone and said: "Muthafucka hit mah pay-ness!"
In 2004, during the holiday season, CBS had a camera at the Jacksonville-Cleveland football game trained on a crowd which included a white-bearded man who could easily pass as Santa Claus. He bore a shirt which clearly read "Your ass ain't getting shit for Christmas!"
This example happens a lot in sports such as football and Nascar where the event is live so they are not able to censor it These usually resulted in being fined.
An NFL player was fined when he told a fan who blamed him for losing the game to fuck off.
A NASCAR driver was fined and lost points when he called another driver who wrecked him a piece of shit.
Another sports example is Didier Drogba's infamous outburst after Chelsea's UEFA Champions League semi-final loss to Barcelona.
Drogba: "Hey, it's a disgrace. It's a disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace."
On the Saturday after the second Boston Bomber was finally caught, the Red Sox played their game with David Ortiz returning to the team. When addressing what happened, he thanked Mayor Menino, Governor Patrick and the police for the great job they did. Then finished off with "This is our fucking city. And nobody is going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong." The added applause he got after he said "This is our fucking city" made this trope more epic and justified. And the FCC? Totally let it slide.
Infamously, Billy Ripkin once accidentally appeared on a baseball card holding a bat◊ with the words "FUCK FACE" written on the end.
The fact that people are naturally able to do this is one of the factors that debunks the concept that children are entirely taught language by listening to their parents at a young age ("Motherese").
Effective whenever Stephen Fry swears. Such as this from Stephen Fry's Guilty Pleasures: "The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic".
A particularly moving example came from his appearance on The BBC's celebrity genealogy show Who Do You Think You Are, in which he used it when discussing some of his ancestors who died at Auschwitz. Also a Precision F-Strike on the part of The BBC themselves, who almost never (intentionally) broadcast the word uncensored before the watershed.
In fact, Who Do You Think You Are has always been a post-watershed show, though its content doesn't usually require it to be.
In TV recordings, Fry uses the trick of swearing to render a piece of footage unbroadcastable when he has said something he would rather not be used in a final edit: "Oh no, we can't use that now I've said 'cunt'". He does this partly for the benefit of the audience, who enjoy being treated to his delightful swearing.
Also effective in Moab Is My Washpot, his memoir, when he is lamenting his lack of musical talent. After talking about how beautiful music is and everything it does for the human spirit: "AND I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT."
Also from Moab Is My Washpot, Fry's meditation on boys who were good at sport at his boarding school:
"Oh, there was always a Jamie, a good-lad-Jamie, a neat, nippy, darty, agile scrum-halfy little Jamie. Jamie could swarm up ropes like an Arthur Ransom hero, he could fly up window frames, leap vaulting horses, flip elegant underwater turns at the end of each lap of the pool, somersault backwards and forwards off the trapeze and spring back up with his neat little buttocks twinkling and winking with fitness and firmness and cute little Jamieness. Cunt."
John Cleese (of Monty Python / Fawlty Towers fame) once described this trope in an interview, by explaining that the art of making swear words funny is to avoid using them... until the exact moment in the script when it will be most effective. A comedy with gratuitous swearing ends up desensitising the audience to the words in question, meaning they lose a lot of their amusement. But if you go for fifty minutes without a single swear word, then suddenly have a character say "shit", the swear word becomes instantly more amusing, because the audience has been conditioned not to expect it up to that point.
The eulogy that Cleese delivered for Graham Chapman is a wonderful example of this. The best quote: "Alright, Cleese, you're very proud of being the first person to ever say "shit" on British television. If this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to be the first person ever at a British memorial service to say fuck!" The audience, which included the rest of the Pythons, was suitably delighted. The service ended with a rousing chorus of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life". Video here.
During the recording of Queen's "The Show Must Go On", Brian May was concerned that due to Freddie Mercury's condition and deteriorating health, he wouldn't be physically able to handle the highly demanding vocals required. At the time, Freddie couldn't even physically stand up by himself. Freddie's response was to down a measure of vodka and proclaim "I'll fucking do it, darling!" - he nailed the vocals in one take, making it double as both a Crowning Moment of AwesomeandCrowning Music of Awesome.
Used by religious leader Tony Campolo.
"I have three things to say today. First, while you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases caused by malnutrition. Second, most of you don't give a shit. What's worse is that you're more upset about the fact that I said shit than the fact that 30,000 kids died last night."
Michael Jackson rarely cursed in public; but when a news photographer shoved one of his fans to the ground in an effort to get closer to the singer, Michael snapped at him, "No, no, don't you touch my fans! Fuck you!"
Peter Davison while promoting The Furze. Bonus points for wearing a Hard Rock Gallifrey t-shirt and the Fifth Doctor coat.
Tom Baker: "Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important."
In a celebrity roast of Tom Hanks, the host spoke of how he'd watched Hanks' rising success as a comedy actor, then as a serious lead, and finally as the star of new classics like Saving Private Ryan. He was modest about his own jealousy over Hanks' initial successes, but when he spoke of seeing his performance in this last film, his only possible reaction was an envious "Motherfucker!"
Some self-defense training courses recommend the strategic use of this trope to present an aggressive front to a potential attacker, thereby making yourself seem less like an easy target.
Not just to an attacker, but to themselves. Self-defense teachers often say that the hardest thing to do is to convince women that it's OK to hit someone (most are afraid to, believing that it's not polite or ladylike.) By screaming an F-Bomb at the attacker, they're saying to themselves, "Screw ladylike, I need to protect myself by any means necessary."
More mild than most, but still powerful: after the successful detonation of an atomic bomb at Trinity, site director Kenneth Bainbridge stated "Now we are all sons of bitches."
Christopher Hitchens may be the world master of this art. Skip just before the end of this video to see an oft used example.
U2 frontman Bono caused a stir with one at the 2003 Golden Globes. His acceptance speech for Best Song began with "This is fucking brilliant!"
Theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss titled a lecture on the concept of Oblivion "We're All Fucked."
Cate Blanchett, after receiving an Academy Award for her part in Blue Jasmine. During a press conference afterwards, she was asked about the fact that she is the first Australian actor to win two Academy Awards. Her response:
"And don't you fucking forget it."
Martin Freeman, at a press conference to introduce the cast of The Hobbit, when asked if it was "the role of a lifetime" tried to give an even-handed response: "I've always tried not to be overwhelmed by size. I don't think it's helpful and I don't think it's accurate... Just because something is big that means it's better, y'know? I've never thought that. There's no denying however I'm in The fucking Hobbit, playing the fucking hobbit." It's impossible to adequately describe the perfectly deadpan way he said this, but it's Martin Freeman, so it goes without saying really.
Freeman was a guest on the Graham Norton Show in January 2012. BBC1 was midway through airing Season 2 of Sherlock. When Norton announced they had a clip from the next episode to show, but that "You don't say a lot in it... you don't say a lot..." Freeman's response was a casual "Fuck you, I won a BAFTA." He was the only person in the studio who didn't fall out of his chair laughing, and the phrase has become a Memetic Mutation.
Steven Erikson, author of The Malazan Book of the Fallen, used it perfectly in his response to Endgame by Derrick Jensen. He swears about three times, buch each time it conveys exactly what could not be conveyed in any other words. He truly uses fuck as a 'sentence enhancer'.
The normally calm and collected Fox News anchor Shep Smith during a webcast discussing the subject of torture:
"We- are- America! I don't give a rat's ass if it helps! We are America! We do not FUCKING TORTURE!"
Emma Watson got her own when she called Hollywood "bitchy" when asked what she thought of a possible future Hollywood career. If she's asked why Hollywood seems to hate her pixie-cut, she'll probably use colorful language again.
There's a great story about Ethel Merman, who, according to Stephen Sondheim, "had the vocabulary of a truck driver." She was working with Loretta Young, who insisted that Ethel use the Swear Jar. After becoming more and more frustrated with this, Ethel turned to her, placed a hundred-dollar bill in the jar, and said, "Loretta, here's a hundred dollars and go fuck yourself."
Or the first time they have the courage to swear in front of their parents.
The only recorded non-human use of the trope comes courtesy of Koko the Gorilla, who knows sign language. After she experienced her first earthquake at the San Francisco Zoo, her keepers were worried about how she would react, since gorillas have no concept of earthquakes. Koko's response:
I take this as licence, for this occasion only, to declare this detestable exhibition fucking dreadful.
In 1968, a Japan Airlines pilot accidentally landed in the San Francisco Bay on approach to San Francisco International Airport. When the NTSB investigators questioned the pilot, Captain Kohei Asoh, he admitted his piloting error. "As you Americans say, I fucked up," he said. This has become known as the "Asoh defense."
Even the Pope isn't immune to this; during the Sunday blessing on March 2, 2014, a slip of the tongue caused Pope Francis to say "cazzo" instead of "caso". Weirdly, it managed to enhance his image as "the people's pope".
On September 21, 2014, Charlo Greene, a CBS anchor in Anchorage was doing a report on a local pro-marijuana group, the Alaska Cannibis Club, with the story leaning heavily in their favor. She then revealed herself as the owner of the ACC before drop an F-bomb on live TV, in order to draw more attention to the story. Needless to say, attention was drawn.
"[I] will be dedicating all of my energy towards fighting for freedom and fairness, which begins with legalizing marijuana here in Alaska. And as for this job...well, not that I have a choice, but...fuck it. I quit."