Funny / SpongeBob SquarePants
You're using too much sauce.

Squidward: Patrick, what are you doing here?!
Patrick: Uhh...I don't know. (smiles wanly) I'm funny.

Practically, the reason why SpongeBob SquarePants is intensely popular is because of the show's humor. And we can't blame them, because these moments are too hilarious for its own good.

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    Season Ten 

205A - Whirly Brains

  • In the beginning of the episode, SpongeBob and Patrick are so bored that they're playing a game that involves hitting a paper cup with a stick. When SpongeBob suggests using two sticks to make the game more interesting, Patrick admonishes him because it's against the rules.
  • One of the first things SpongeBob and Patrick do with their new Whirlybrains is to use the propellers to slice off the outside of SpongeBob's pineapple house. Gary is seen using the litter box and is so embarrassed that he promptly pulls a curtain around him.
  • Squidward prepares for a bath and remarks that the bathroom is the only place where he can let it all hang out. When he says this, he undoes a bond around his Gag Nose, making it get even bigger.
  • When Squidward sees SpongeBob and Patrick's brains being carried around on propellers, he freaks out and thinks they are Martians and proceeds to run out of his house screaming paranoia of an alien invasion while in the nude.
  • While trying to find their brains after all the Whirlybrains are confiscated by the Angry Old Timer, SpongeBob mistakes a baby with a dirty diaper for his brain and Patrick does the same with a fire hydrant.

205B - Mermaid Pants

  • This is a pretty awesome treat: The voice actors of SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward redubbing scenes from classic movies.
  • While not really made by the creators of the show, the edited episodes that have cuss words replace parts of the original scripts tend to be fests of laughs for viewers.
  • The SpongeBob 4D ride is four-and-a-half minutes of hilarity. Some significant moments:
    • SpongeBob reasoning that in order to catch Patrick, he must think like Patrick. As such:
      SpongeBobnote : (goes cross-eyed imitates Patrick) Duuuuh... (looks down) Look, toes! (bends down) (cue the Bubble Bike going on a chaos-ensuing rampage through town)
    • "Pickle? Wasn't me! (cue Patbot)'s ME! AHHHHH! (runs away)"
    • When Plankton's showing off the Patbot 3000:
      Plankton: Behold! A hydraulic crusher to crush your bones! A titanium-tipped ripping saw to cut your flesh! AND A PADDLEBALL! ...Um, made from rubber and wood. (clears throat) And a staple. Anyways, get him!
    • "Hey, that looks just like the back of the Rock Bottom sign. ROCK BOTTOM?!"
    • "Hey, is that my patty?"
    • "By the way, you're doing great for your first day."
    • Patrick is able to stop the wrath of the Patbot 3000 by... unplugging it so he can plug in a toaster.
    • The ending:
      Customer: I'm allergic to pickles.
  • Apparently taking a page from YouTube's book, Nickelodeon went ahead and did a literal version of the SpongeBob theme, where Painty the Pirate and the children sing what's literally shown in the opening (e.g., the children say "Here's the title" instead of singing "SpongeBob SquarePants" whenever the show's title is onscreen). So it's basically a parody of parodies. The only difference is that they own the rights.
  • When the voice actors were doing a live table read of the pilot episode for fans at the "Shellebration" at Universal Studios, Doug Lawrence, in character as Plankton, interrupted midway.
  • Revenge of the Flying Dutchman's final level alleviates the rather hellish setting of the graveyard with the constant Double Entendre use of the word "booty" (as in treasure).
    SpongeBob: So If I understand this correctly, you wouldn't turn down some new booty, even if it came wrapped in a dirty old canvas?
    Dead Pirate: Are you kidding me? Everyone wants more booty no matter what package it comes in. And I'd much rather be playing with my booty, than guarding this old cannon.
  • "I just wanna know your name!"
  • This conversation between SpongeBob and Squidward in the Mermalair level of Battle for Bikini Bottom:
    Squidward: Uh, SpongeBob? How do I get out of here?
    SpongeBob: Well, that depends; do you want the booby-trapped or the non booty-trapped exit?
    Squidward: Non booby-trapped, please.
    SpongeBob: Then go that way.
    Squidward: (various screams as he gets maimed offscreen)
    SpongeBob: Or maybe it was that way.
  • Say it with us: "MY LEG!"
    • "MY LEG!" can make just about anything funny. Want proof?

Alternative Title(s): Christmas Who