Sponge Bob Square Pants Season 13 / Funny

269A - Under the Small Top

Squidward's very first scene in the episode involves him practicing aerobics as an aerobics fitness show plays on his TV; he stretches his leg so high that it gets caught in his ceiling fan, which soon tosses him into the wall, and ends him up sitting on a hot stove. The exchange that follows?
Aerobics Fish: Feel the burn!
Squidward: I FEEL IT!
At one point, the sea fleas form the shape of a beret on Squidward's head. Just as he's admiring the "hat", though, the fleas start biting his head. When he tries to slap them away, they swarm into the shape of a beard on his face; knowing it's the fleas forming the beard, he warns them not to ruin it by biting his face, which they immediately start to do.
Then there's the scene where Squidward shows the swarm of sea fleas how they should've properly put him into his own stove (complete with vegetables and gravy, no less!) mere moments before he screams to be let out of the stove before immediately leaping out. If that's not a Refuge in Audacity moment, nothing is!
In the ending, Squidward finds a whistle on his bed after the sea fleas leave his house, and decides to blow into it... which causes the fleas to swarm back into his house and start mercilessly biting him all over again.

Bubble Bass' being proven unfortunately right about an evil spirit possessing Pigulon, and then said spirit abducting him.
Bubble Bass actually referring to SpongeBob and Patrick as Scum Bob and Putrick.

Bubble Bass’s massive tower of food he orders is described as his "light snack between first and second lunch", and as food for his "starving" stomach.
When SpongeBob goes down Bubble Bass’s gullet to retrieve the Krabby Patty he ate, Bubble Bass decides that he doesn’t taste too bad and goes back to trying to drink a soda. He doesn’t even care that he ate a whole person alive (even if it was unintentional), he’s such a glutton that he just enjoys having eaten something!
- Bubble Bass doesn’t get to celebrate for long as he quickly begins doubling over in pain from what he thinks is indigestion. You’d think it’s SpongeBob trying to climb up out of his mouth, right? Wrong. SpongeBob begins erupting from his belly button in a blatant violation of so many laws of nature, let alone the digestive system.
- The fact that Bubble Bass really didn't expect SpongeBob to fight his way out of him shows that he really did think that he was dead and now just doomed to digest in his belly. He just inadvertently committed murder, but he's more worried about his indigestion!

After Dan, SpongeBob and Patrick enter Mr. Krabs's house, they inadvertently trip the burglar alarm, causing Mr. Krabs to walk in on them:
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Poseidon's pantaloons are you doing? Why have you tripped me burglar alarm? And why do you have those burglar sacks? And why are you wearin' burglar masks?! And why are you with that burglar? Wait a minute... Oh? Hm. Are you burglars?
Patrick: I'll take a burglar with cheese.

SpongeBob discusses his plans for what he and his parents should do for the day:
SpongeBob: We'll begin with a leisurely walk about the neighborhood so we can critique other people's lawns. After that, conversations about taxes, politics, and how things aren't nearly as good as they used to be.
A scene involving swapped roles of SpongeBob telling Squidward to be quiet playing the clarinet, Squidward at first apologizes but then gets baffled of what just happened.
SpongeBob: Will you puh-lease stop that con-founded racket!? Some grown-ups are trying to sleep in here! (shuts window)
Squidward: (scared) Sorry, sir! (confused) What? (angry) Wait a minute.