History Funny / SpongeBobSquarePants

12th Jul '16 5:51:14 PM patfan200
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** In a similar context, SpongeBob speaking german.
8th Jul '16 4:38:52 PM Adam43
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'''Officer Rob:''' If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. ''[He closes the cell door, and waits for 2 seconds.]'' Okay, time's up. ''[opens cell door]'' ''[annoyed]'' Now, get out.

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'''Officer Rob:''' If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. ''[He closes the cell door, and waits for 2 seconds.]'' Okay, time's up. ''[opens cell door]'' ''[annoyed]'' Now, get out. \\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But... But... We stole a balloon.\\
'''Officer Rob:''' Yeah... On Free Balloon Day.\\
''[Officer Rob and Officer John laugh.]''
7th Jul '16 7:40:10 AM Vir
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** [=SpongeBob=] using panty hose in lieu of a ski mask, where for the first few seconds after he's slipped it on it turns into the shape of a woman's leg.

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** [=SpongeBob=] using panty hose in lieu of a ski mask, where for the first few seconds second after he's slipped it on it turns into the shape of a woman's leg.
4th Jul '16 5:35:40 PM Kishou
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* "Stanley S. Squarepants":
** Uncle Sherm's letter, especially the last three words Spongebob doesn't read aloud:
--->"Dear SpongeBob. I'm sending your cousin Stanley to live with you. He can't hold down a job and he ruins everything he touches. I can't take it anymore. Maybe you can straighten him out. Love, Uncle Sherm. I'm free, FREE!"
** Spongebob tries introducing his cousin Stanley to Squidward:
--->'''Spongebob''':Hi, Squidward. I'd like you to meet my cousin Stanley.\\
'''Stanley:''' We're related.\\
'''Squidward:''' There's two of them?! AAAAAAAAAH! (runs inside his house, gathers all his things, puts a For Sale sign out in front, and throws his stuff inside the Bikini Bottom Movers Truck that stops by before stepping inside) STEP ON IT! (drives away)
*** Doubly funny in that Squidward ''knew'' Stanley was a menace just by meeting him and hearing he's related to Spongebob. He seriously lucked out avoiding [[TheJinx Stanley's chronic bad luck and stupidity]], unlike everyone else.
3rd Jul '16 7:21:24 AM Vir
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-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Simmy, look out! There's a candy pen headed straight for your eye due to my angst of swatting it away without first considering the trajectory! Oh, I wish I could get my words out faster, but everything's in slow motion!

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-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Simmy, look out! There's a candy pen headed straight for your eye due to my angst act of swatting it away without first considering the trajectory! Oh, I wish I could get my words out faster, but everything's in slow motion!
1st Jul '16 4:29:55 PM MHarrington
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*** As [=SpongeBob=] says the above phrase, his arms and legs are [[VisualPun springy]].



** Unfortunately for [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward (mostly Squidward), the former had taken so many pictures of his junk that he ran out of room for them in his house and filled up Squidward's house with them, too.

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** Unfortunately for both [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward (mostly (but mostly Squidward), the former had taken so many pictures of his junk that he ran out of room for them in his house and filled up Squidward's house with them, too.
29th Jun '16 8:12:02 AM CaptainTedium
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** When Squidward [[ItMakesSenseInContext sees the two Spongebobs]], he begins to think he's dreaming. HilarityEnsues.

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** When Squidward [[ItMakesSenseInContext sees the two Spongebobs]], [=SpongeBobs=]]], he begins to think he's dreaming. HilarityEnsues.First, he tries to hit himself to wake up. After that, he does extremely rude and suicidally dumb things like knocking a customer's burger out of his hands and pantsing Mr. Krabs. Eventually, he concludes that he can fly because he's in a dream and runs around with his arms flailing.
** The second [=SpongeBob=] clone putting Plankton in his mouth and being lectured by Karen not to put dirty things in his mouth. Plankton remarks that this may be why he never had children.
** When the [=SpongeBob=] clones cease to exist, several of them are seen licking a happy Patrick. When they vanish, Patrick becomes somber and remarks that life is but a shadow. He then gets happy again and rolls around on the ground, afterwards being shredded into tiny Patricks by a lawnmower that was being used by one of the expired [=SpongeBob=] clones.
** When [=SpongeBob=] chooses not to step on Plankton for his latest scheme, Plankton initially thinks that he's getting off scot-free, but his gloating comes to an end when Squidward, still believing that he's in a dream, comes crashing onto him while trying to fly.
29th Jun '16 7:48:05 AM CaptainTedium
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* "Sharks vs. Pods"
** Donnie accidentally blowing his hair off with a hairdryer.
** After the entire episode makes it seem like the Sharks and the Pods are rival gangs, it turns out that they're only a pair of dance troupes with a hilarious explanation for every calling card, such as the fruit vendor giving the Sharks all his stock out of concern for their health rather than intimidation and the fainting girls being the Sharks' fans.
** The Irish cops turning out to be hula dancers and the internal affairs agents turning out to be breakdancers.
** Patrick showing up just to say that they saved the rec center, followed by Squidward remarking "What rec center?"
** The Sharks' leader Shark Face compliments [=SpongeBob=] by calling him a popping porifera. [=SpongeBob=] looks through a dictionary before thanking him.
** The Sharks make a big deal about losing their member Johnny, who is initially implied to be dead. When it turns out that the Sharks are a dance troupe and not a gang of criminals, it turns out that Johnny actually injured himself while trying to do a dance move. What sells it is Shark Face stating that Johnny won't be able to dance for days or even a week as if days or weeks are incredibly long times to recover.
29th Jun '16 7:23:10 AM CaptainTedium
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** [=SpongeBob=] gives two thumbs up to a man asking for directions. The man misinterprets this as directions for where he should go and proceeds to drive his boat vertically into the sky.
** In the montage of [=SpongeBob=] training himself to regain the use of his thumbs, he is seen playing what appears to be a video game. The scene pans out to reveal that he's actually playing with a life support monitor, causing the patient to go into seizures.
29th Jun '16 7:07:11 AM CaptainTedium
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** When Pearl attempts to get a job at Scorch Coral, her goth friend turns her away because they've already hired. The new employee turns out to be a goth version of Pearl, who scares Pearl away by snarling at her.
** Pearl's employer at Grandma's Apron mentions that her employee Myrtle is no longer with them. We cut to Myrtle's framed picture appearing while a somber theme plays, but it then turns out that Myrtle is still alive when she comes back to get her sunglasses back and rollerblades away while saying "So long, suckers".
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