History Funny / SpongeBobSquarePants

16th Jan '17 6:02:21 PM HawkbitAlpha
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-VT50SgUo "Preparing the Krabby Patty".]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-VT50SgUo "Preparing the Krabby Patty".]] [[OverlyLongGag Even the narrator runs out of breath.]]
16th Jan '17 6:12:24 AM Vir
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--->'''Patrick:''' Now puff out your chest and say 'tax exemption'.\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' Now puff out your chest and say 'tax exemption'.\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': You're wrong! There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your grandma!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': You're wrong! There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your grandma!\\



---> '''Man''': I've seen more alert people in a retirement home!\\

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---> '''Man''': -->'''Man''': I've seen more alert people in a retirement home!\\



--->'''Two-nosed squid:''' What are ''you'' looking at?\\

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--->'''Two-nosed -->'''Two-nosed squid:''' What are ''you'' looking at?\\



* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick try to enter Tentacle Acres with an apology cake for Squidward (which Patrick stores in his pants before it disappears for the rest of the scene), leading to this when Patrick thinks it's a restaurant:
-->'''Guard:''' Hello, can I help you?\\
'''Patrick:''' Can I get a large #1, extra size?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins.\\
'''Patrick:''' ''(opening his mouth releasing noxious fumes)'' I ''love'' fried oyster skins.\\
'''Guard:''' We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. ''(turns to another guard)'' He's not leaving, Orville. ''(the fumes enter the room through the intercom)'' You got your night stick ready? ''(the guards smell the fumes)'' Fried oyster skins?! Ohhhh! ''(the first guard collapses on a button, opening the door)''\\
'''Patrick:''' I guess we've got to order inside.



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hey, that looked like Squidward! ''(the other Tentacle Acres residents run past, shouting furiously)'' That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hey, that looked like Squidward! ''(the other Tentacle Acres residents run past, shouting furiously)'' That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Are you Squidward?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Are you Squidward?\\
16th Jan '17 6:02:06 AM Vir
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* When Squidward first enters Squidville, he accidentally runs into another man:

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* When Squidward first enters Squidville, Tentacle Acres, he accidentally runs into another man:
16th Jan '17 3:25:04 AM Vir
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* "Ha, I've got you now! Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a....toilet."

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* "Ha, I've "I've got you now! Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a....toilet."
15th Jan '17 3:56:00 PM ChrisMorris1234
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* The reason this episode's so funny is because it has absolutely NoFourthWall.

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* The reason this This episode's so funny is because it has absolutely NoFourthWall.



'''Child:''' [[RuleofThree HOOPLA! HOOPLA!]] ''(gets hit on the head with a brick then falls down)''\\

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'''Child:''' [[RuleofThree HOOPLA! HOOPLA!]] ''(gets hit on the head with a brick then falls down)''\\and is knocked out)''\\



'''Squidward:''' ''(sighs)'' Will that be here or for to go? ''(immediately realizes his mistake and quickly covers his mouth, but it's too late)''\\

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'''Squidward:''' ''(sighs)'' Will that be here or for to go? ''(immediately realizes his mistake and quickly covers his mouth, but it's too late)''\\mouth)''\\
13th Jan '17 6:00:00 AM Vir
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--->'''Plankton:''' ''(jumps out of [=SpongeBob=])'' COME TO PAPA! ''([[EpicFail bounces harmlessly off the Krabby Patty and falls into his analysis machine]])'' [[OhCrap Oh, boy.]] ''(is zapped into the computer)''

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--->'''Plankton:''' -->'''Plankton:''' ''(jumps out of [=SpongeBob=])'' COME TO PAPA! ''([[EpicFail bounces harmlessly off the Krabby Patty and falls into his analysis machine]])'' [[OhCrap Oh, boy.]] ''(is zapped into the computer)''



--->'''Plankton:''' Well, this stinks...

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--->'''Plankton:''' -->'''Plankton:''' Well, this stinks...



--->'''Patrick:''' Do you really think that [=SpongeBob=]?\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' Do you really think that [=SpongeBob=]?\\



--->'''Patrick:''' Friend? Friiiieeeeeeend...\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' Friend? Friiiieeeeeeend...\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Squidward is my best friend in the world... ''[[DreadfulMusician (LOUDLY scrapes bow across "bassinet" strings)]]''\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Squidward is my best friend in the world... ''[[DreadfulMusician (LOUDLY scrapes bow across "bassinet" strings)]]''\\



--->'''Patrick:''' Hey buddy! I warmed it up for ya! ''(produces scrubbing brush and soap)''
--->'''Squidward:''' Patrick! Get out of here! And put some clothes on!

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' Hey buddy! I warmed it up for ya! ''(produces scrubbing brush and soap)''
--->'''Squidward:'''
soap)''\\
'''Squidward:'''
Patrick! Get out of here! And put some clothes on!



--->'''Squidward:''' That's just a stupid boulder!\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' That's just a stupid boulder!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'll call Squidward, he'll know what to do! ''(dials, sound of phone ringing)''\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'll call Squidward, he'll know what to do! ''(dials, sound of phone ringing)''\\



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(opening [=SpongeBob's=] front door, which has a toaster nailed to it)'' [=SpongeBob=]! ''(takes in the mess in the living room)'' [=SpongeBob=]?\\

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(opening [=SpongeBob's=] front door, which has a toaster nailed to it)'' [=SpongeBob=]! ''(takes in the mess in the living room)'' [=SpongeBob=]?\\



* [=SpongeBob=] and Bubble Bass facing off at the end of that episode, Old West style.

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* [=SpongeBob=] and Bubble Bass facing off at the end of that the episode, Old West style.



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I AM THE OPEN-WINDOW MANIAAAAAC!! ''(the fish couple run screaming out of their house; [=SpongeBob=] leans out of the window)'' I hope you learned a valuable lesson!

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I AM -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'M THE OPEN-WINDOW OPEN WINDOW MANIAAAAAC!! ''(the fish couple run screaming out of their house; [=SpongeBob=] leans out of the window)'' I hope you learned a valuable lesson!



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What's he doing?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What's he doing?\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Huh, this guy's not half bad-looking for a Maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. ''(gets a horrified look and turns the poster away from himself)'' [[TomatoInTheMirror I'M the Maniac]]!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Huh, this guy's not half bad-looking for a Maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. ''(gets a horrified look and turns the poster away from himself)'' [[TomatoInTheMirror I'M the Maniac]]!\\



--->'''Mrs. Puff:''' And [=SpongeBob=]?\\

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--->'''Mrs.-->'''Mrs. Puff:''' And [=SpongeBob=]?\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(standing outside Squidward's house)'' Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidwaaard! Squidward-iard! ''(Squidward appears at an upstairs window)'' Squidward, look at my new pet!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(standing outside Squidward's house)'' Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidwaaard! Squidward-iard! ''(Squidward appears at an upstairs window)'' Squidward, look at my new pet!\\



--->'''Squidward:''' ''(lying in bed next to his clarinet as his whole house shakes)'' [=SpongeBob=] is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish... FOR TWELVE HOURS!!

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' ''(lying in bed next to his clarinet as his whole house shakes)'' [=SpongeBob=] is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish... FOR TWELVE HOURS!!



---> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ...Why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs?

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---> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ...Why -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ...Uh, why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs?



--->'''Squidward:''' ''(in response to the crowd cheering for [=SpongeBob=])'' They want an encore!\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' ''(in response to the crowd cheering for [=SpongeBob=])'' They want an encore!\\



--->F is for friends who do stuff together...

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--->F -->F is for friends who do stuff together...



--->F is for fire, that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium...BOMBS! N is for no survivors, '''WHEN YOU-''' ''[[=SpongeBob=] cuts him off]''

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--->F -->F is for fire, that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium...BOMBS! N is for no survivors, '''WHEN YOU-''' ''[[=SpongeBob=] cuts him off]''



--->'''Krabs:''' Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. ''(the plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard)'' And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! ''(jumps in the boat and starts rowing to the movies)'' Hang on there laddie, I'm a-comin!

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--->'''Krabs:''' -->'''Krabs:''' Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. ''(the plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard)'' And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! ''(jumps in the boat and starts rowing to the movies)'' Hang on there laddie, I'm a-comin!



* The [[CalvinBall nonsensical game]] [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick play near the beginning.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' G7!\\

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* The [[CalvinBall [[{{Calvinball}} nonsensical game]] [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick play near the beginning.
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' G7!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Here?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Here?\\



--->'''Patrick''': One melon, fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness!

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--->'''Patrick''': -->'''Patrick''': One melon, fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness!



* The episode hits the ground running with a classic "[=SpongeBob=] antagonises Squidward" routine:
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.\\

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* The episode hits the ground running with a classic "[=SpongeBob=] antagonises antagonizes Squidward" routine:
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(mopping the floors)'' Look, Mr. Krabs! Clean floors!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(mopping the floors)'' Look, Mr. Krabs! Clean floors!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' OOOH, I'm the Flying Dutchman!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' OOOH, I'm the Flying Dutchman!\\



--->'''Dutchman''': Every year, people dressing up like me!\\

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--->'''Dutchman''': -->'''Dutchman''': Every year, people dressing up like me!\\



* The Dutchman rips off [=SpongeBob's=] costume..and flees in terror.

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* The Dutchman rips off [=SpongeBob's=] costume..costume... and flees in terror.






--->'''Squidward:''' ...[[MadnessMantra FUTUUUUURE! FUUUTUUUUUUURE! FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUU]]- ''[one of the [=SpongeTrons=] drops a brick on him]'' - Thanks.

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--->'''Squidward:''' ...-->'''Squidward:''' ...[[MadnessMantra FUTUUUUURE! FUUUTUUUUUUURE! FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUU]]- ''[one of the [=SpongeTrons=] drops a brick on him]'' - Thanks.



--->'''Hot Sauce Drop''': BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY, ''REALLY'' HOT!

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--->'''Hot -->'''Hot Sauce Drop''': BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY, ''REALLY'' HOT!



--->'''Sandy:''' [[IKnowKarate I love karate!]]\\

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--->'''Sandy:''' -->'''Sandy:''' [[IKnowKarate I love karate!]]\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mr. Krabs?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mr. Krabs?\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(waking up, seeing everyone crowded around his bed)'' Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(waking up, seeing everyone crowded around his bed)'' Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(sliding on the icy floor into the bathroom)'' Oh, Gary... I don't feel like myself!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(sliding on the icy floor into the bathroom)'' Oh, Gary... I don't feel like myself!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob:=]''' ''(sneezes loudly, pulls entire hat over his head to muffle it)''\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob:=]''' -->'''[=SpongeBob:=]''' ''(sneezes loudly, pulls entire hat over his head to muffle it)''\\



--->'''Sandy:''' Oh, sure [=SpongeBob!=] I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August with a-\\

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--->'''Sandy:''' -->'''Sandy:''' Oh, sure [=SpongeBob!=] I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August with a-\\



--->'''Sandy:''' I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot-\\

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--->'''Sandy:''' -->'''Sandy:''' I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot-\\



--->'''Patrick:''' ''(plunging his hands, which already have rubber gloves on, into a sink full of water)'' DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' ''(plunging his hands, which already have rubber gloves on, into a sink full of water)'' DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!



--->'''Sandy:''' Alright, Patrick, where's [=SpongeBob=]?\\

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--->'''Sandy:''' -->'''Sandy:''' Alright, Patrick, where's [=SpongeBob=]?\\



--->'''Squidward:''' Hey, Little Squidward! What's gray and ugly and has six arms?\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' Hey, Little Squidward! What's gray and ugly and has six arms?\\



--->'''Squidward (in flipbook):''' Take it, [=SpongeBob=]. Take it, please! And promise me no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give the paper back to me. Ever!
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Wanna see it again?
--->'''Squidward:''' No, I don't wanna see it again! Just give me that paper!

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--->'''Squidward -->'''Squidward (in flipbook):''' Take it, [=SpongeBob=]. Take it, please! And promise me no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give the paper back to me. Ever!
--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:'''
Ever!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:'''
Wanna see it again?
--->'''Squidward:'''
again?\\
'''Squidward:'''
No, I don't wanna see it again! Just give me that paper!



--->'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from the card)'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate. Send him to the brig. ''(rubs his chin as he tries to decide between [=SpongeBob=] or Mr. Krabs)''\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from the card)'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate. Send him to the brig. ''(rubs his chin as he tries to decide between [=SpongeBob=] or Mr. Krabs)''\\



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' C'mon, [=SpongeBob=]. One more game. I can smell the treasure.\\

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' C'mon, [=SpongeBob=]. One more game. I can smell the treasure.\\



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' From now on, only the captain says 'Arrgh'!

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' From now on, only the captain says 'Arrgh'!



--->'''Mr. Krabs''': Where's the X? It's supposed to be right here: "Ten thousand paces East"!\\

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Where's the X? It's supposed to be right here: "Ten thousand paces East"!\\



--->'''Flying Dutchman:''' A little something for your trouble.\\

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--->'''Flying -->'''Flying Dutchman:''' A little something for your trouble.\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''[shaped as Texas]'' Hey Patrick, what am I now?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''[shaped as Texas]'' Hey Patrick, what am I now?\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' That's brilliant! Patrick, your genius is showing.\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' That's brilliant! Patrick, your genius is showing.\\



--->'''Patrick:''' ''(cheering with everyone else from Bikini Bottom)'' Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' ''(cheering with everyone else from Bikini Bottom)'' Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?\\



--->'''Patrick:''' ''(coaching [=SpongeBob=] before the fry-off)'' Don't give up your dream, [=SpongeBob=]. People used to say to me, "Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds." But just look at me now!

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' ''(coaching [=SpongeBob=] before the fry-off)'' Don't give up your dream, [=SpongeBob=]. People used to say to me, "Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds." But just look at me now!



--->'''Neptune:''' But if by some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great. BEHOLD!\\

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--->'''Neptune:''' -->'''Neptune:''' But if by some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great. BEHOLD!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(kisses them then takes out a book)'' Once upon a time...

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(kisses them then takes out a book)'' Once upon a time...



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(bursts through the front doors of the Krusty Krab)'' THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK I TELL YA! I SAW IT WITH ME OWN EYES! ''(wiggles his eyes up and down)''\\

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(bursts through the front doors of the Krusty Krab)'' THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK I TELL YA! I SAW IT WITH ME OWN EYES! ''(wiggles his eyes up and down)''\\



--->'''First customer:''' P-U, you call this food?!\\

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--->'''First -->'''First customer:''' P-U, you call this food?!\\



--->'''Squidward:''' But Mr. Krabs, I still need ''heeeelllppp!''

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' But Mr. Krabs, I still need ''heeeelllppp!''



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' I want you to ''promise'' me you'll never go near those hooks again.\\

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' I want you to ''promise'' me you'll never go near those hooks again.\\



--->'''Old Man Jenkins:''' What's the holdup!?\\

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--->'''Old -->'''Old Man Jenkins:''' What's the holdup!?\\



--->'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait! Don't go!
--->(everyone stops and stares at his waists; Mr. Krabs' pants are down and his underwear's showing. A mother covers her son's eyes.)
--->'''Harold''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Oh yeah. We're definitely outta here.]]

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--->'''Mr. -->'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait! Don't go!
--->(everyone
go!\\
(everyone
stops and stares at his waists; Mr. Krabs' pants are down and his underwear's showing. A mother covers her son's eyes.)
--->'''Harold''':
)\\
'''Harold''':
[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Oh yeah. We're definitely outta here.]]



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've forgotten how to tie my shoes.\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've forgotten how to tie my shoes.\\



--->''(after the foam clears, [=SpongeBob=] is left with a foam moustache and Squidward with a foam beard)''\\

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--->''(after -->''(after the foam clears, [=SpongeBob=] is left with a foam moustache and Squidward with a foam beard)''\\



--->'''Patrick''': It's called "TheUglyBarnacle".\\

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--->'''Patrick''': -->'''Patrick''': It's called "TheUglyBarnacle".''Literature/TheUglyBarnacle''.\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''' I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''' I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(entering the cinema's bathroom)'' Patrick, is everything OK in here? ''[he hears Patrick sobbing. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting with a bag over his head]'' What are you doing in there, Patrick?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(entering the cinema's bathroom)'' Patrick, is everything OK in here? ''[he ''(he hears Patrick sobbing. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting with a bag over his head]'' head)'' What are you doing in there, Patrick?\\



'''Patrick''': Why? Oh, no reason. Except you gave me the ugly! ''[he whips the bag off. [=SpongeBob=] recoils and gasps. Patrick walks out]'' What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this!\\

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'''Patrick''': Why? Oh, no reason. Except you gave me the ugly! ''[he ''(he whips the bag off. [=SpongeBob=] recoils and gasps. Patrick walks out]'' out)'' What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this!\\



--->'''Patrick''': What is wrong with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face? Well, ''HERE!'' ''(holds [=SpongeBob=] up in front of the audience)'' Look at it! It's ugly, isn't it? ''(holds [=SpongeBob=] up to one part of the audience)'' YOU LOOK AT IT!\\

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--->'''Patrick''': -->'''Patrick''': What is wrong with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face? Well, ''HERE!'' ''(holds [=SpongeBob=] up in front of the audience)'' Look at it! It's ugly, isn't it? ''(holds [=SpongeBob=] up to one part of the audience)'' YOU LOOK AT IT!\\



--->'''Patrick:''' Rock! I got an award! ''(antenna on rock falls off)''\\

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--->'''Patrick:''' -->'''Patrick:''' Rock! I got an award! ''(antenna on rock falls off)''\\



--->''(phone rings, Patrick answers)''\\

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--->''(phone -->''(phone rings, Patrick answers)''\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': (thinking) At least I'm safe inside my mind.\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': (thinking) At least I'm safe inside my mind.\\



---> '''Squidward''': How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''(laughs)''\\

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---> --> '''Squidward''': How about a glass of our finest shampoo? ''(laughs)''\\



--> '''Fish''': He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!\\

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--> '''Fish''': -->'''Fish''': He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!\\



--->'''Bubble Buddy''': Whoa! ''(crowd gasps)'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little ''weird'' around here. ''(floats away)'' [[BrickJoke Happy Leif Erickson Day!]]

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--->'''Bubble -->'''Bubble Buddy''': Whoa! ''(crowd gasps)'' Hey, don't I get a say in this? I'll see you later, SpongeBob. Things are getting a little ''weird'' around here. ''(floats away)'' [[BrickJoke Happy Leif Erickson Day!]]



--->'''Squidward:''' Those homemade pies sure look good.\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' Those homemade pies sure look good.\\



--->'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ye ''had'' to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears, '''and ya kill 'im''.

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--->'''Mr.-->'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ye ''had'' to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears, '''and ya kill 'im''.



--->'''Squidward:''' You've seen this before?\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' You've seen this before?\\



--->'''Squidward:''' I'm gonna make [=SpongeBob's=] final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be ''love!'' So much, he's gonna ''drown in it!''\\

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--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' I'm gonna make [=SpongeBob's=] final hours the best he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be ''love!'' So much, he's gonna ''drown in it!''\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Bye, Mr. Krabs!\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Bye, Mr. Krabs!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hi kids, meet my friend Squidward.\\

to:

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Hi kids, meet my friend Squidward.\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well...that would just be okay.

to:

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well...that would just be okay.



--->'''Squidward:''' ''WHY'' ARE YOU STILL HERE?!\\

to:

--->'''Squidward:''' -->'''Squidward:''' ''WHY'' ARE YOU STILL HERE?!\\



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've been saving it in my pocket, for us to share! Let's eat! ''[trips over rock]'' Whooops!\\

to:

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've been saving it in my pocket, for us to share! Let's eat! ''[trips over rock]'' Whooops!\\



--->'''Plankton:''' I've been saving this for a rainy day. It looks like an ordinary penny, because it ''is'' an ordinary penny!

to:

--->'''Plankton:''' -->'''Plankton:''' I've been saving this for a rainy day. It looks like an ordinary penny, because it ''is'' an ordinary penny!



--->[[AC:NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN ME AND THAT SECRET FORMULA NOW! HA! HA! HA!]] ''(cuts off Krusty Krab sign)'' [[AC: HA! HA! HA!]] [[AC: HA! HA--]] ''(sign falls on top of him)'' [[AC: OUCH!]]

to:

--->[[AC:NOTHING -->[[AC:NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN ME AND THAT SECRET FORMULA NOW! HA! HA! HA!]] ''(cuts off Krusty Krab sign)'' [[AC: HA! HA! HA!]] [[AC: HA! HA--]] ''(sign falls on top of him)'' [[AC: OUCH!]]



--->'''Spongebob:''' Isn't that a microphone?
--->'''Plankton:''' [[AC: WHA-? WHY YES IT IS. I MUST GET THIS SHIRT CLEANED.]]

to:

--->'''Spongebob:''' -->'''Spongebob:''' Isn't that a microphone?
--->'''Plankton:'''
microphone?\\
'''Plankton:'''
[[AC: WHA-? WHY YES IT IS. I MUST GET THIS SHIRT CLEANED.]]



--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(wakes up with a start)'' Patrick! How long have we been sitting here?\\

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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': -->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': ''(wakes up with a start)'' Patrick! How long have we been sitting here?\\
13th Jan '17 5:03:15 AM Vir
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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(marching robotically towards the wall next to the kitchen door)'' Time for a well-balanced breakfast. ''(smashes through the wall, then through the front of the fridge with a loaf of bread, bottle of milk, and carton of eggs balanced on his head)'' This isn't what I had in mind. Let me just grab my pants. ''(marches straight through a set of clothes stretched between two poles)'' Guess I'm not wearing any pants today. ''(smashes through the wall next to his front door)'' I guess I'm not using the door either. See you later, Gary! I guess... ''(Gary meows)''

to:

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(marching robotically towards the wall next to the kitchen door)'' Time for a well-balanced breakfast. ''(smashes through the wall, then through the front of the fridge [[VisualPun with a loaf of bread, bottle of milk, and carton of eggs balanced on his head)'' head]])'' This isn't what I had in mind. Let me just grab my pants. ''(marches straight through a set of clothes stretched between two poles)'' Guess I'm not wearing any pants today. ''(smashes through the wall next to his front door)'' I guess I'm not using the door either. See you later, Gary! I guess... ''(Gary meows)''
13th Jan '17 4:30:25 AM Vir
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* [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn Plankton's record player.]] Especially the part where it plays an alphabet song and he switches it to play what it was meant to play.

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* [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn Plankton's record player.]] Especially the part where it plays an alphabet song and he switches it to play what it was meant to play.
10th Jan '17 5:48:55 AM Vir
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* SpongeBob's attempts at remembering his name are just as funny:

to:

* SpongeBob's [=SpongeBob=]'s attempts at remembering his name are just as funny:
9th Jan '17 4:29:27 AM TrueBlue170
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--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby! (Patrick starts to tear)
---> '''Patrick:''' Tubby? [gets mad] Nobody calls me Tubby!! (punches [=SpongeBob=] in the eye, leaving a black mark)

to:

--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby! (Patrick starts to tear)
tear up)
---> '''Patrick:''' Tubby? [gets mad] Nobody calls me Tubby!! NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!! (punches [=SpongeBob=] in the eye, leaving a black mark)
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