Before Reuben is convinced the job is a good idea, he relays the stories of the three greatest robberies in the history of Las Vegas casinos (only one of whom even made it out the front door) to Rusty and Danny:
Reuben: But what am I saying? You guys are pros! The best! I'm sure you'll make it out of the casino. Ah, but lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT!
Danny and Rusty's "conversation" before they pick up Linus:
Danny: Ten ought to do it, don't you think? Rusty: [says nothing] Danny: You think we need one more? Rusty: [still says nothing] Danny: You think we need one more. Rusty: [further nothing] Danny: All right, we'll get one more. [walks off] Rusty: [blinks]
"Where the FUCK you been?" Made even funnier by the fact that this is one of only two lines in the entire trilogy that Yen says in English.
It's easy to miss but definitely one of the best lines in the film:
Reuben: Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it. Danny: That was our pleasure. Rusty: I'd never been to Belize.
Linus poses as someone from the NGC and talks to Benedict about Frank:
Linus: Apparently he's got a record longer than my... It's long. Benedict: [glances at Linus's crotch]
While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:
Virgil: Alright, you start. Turk:[with disdain] Okay, go ahead, I got one. Virgil: Are you gonna think of one, or— Turk:[interrupting] No, I've already thought of one, I'm not going think of one. Virgil:[egging him on] Alright, so you're thinking of one right now. Turk: No, I'm done thinking about, I have it in my head. Virgil: Fine. Are you a man. Turk: Yes, nineteen. Virgil: Are you alive. Turk:[impatiently]Yes, eighteen. Virgil: Evel Knievel. Turk: ...shit!
The end of Ocean's Twelve.
Female FBI Agent: I'm proud of you...we both are. [beat] Linus: Oh come on, you told Dad?!
"I won eleven million dollars!"
"How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent Motive Rant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it."