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[[folder:Ocean's Eleven]]

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[[folder:Ocean's Eleven]][[folder:''Ocean's Eleven'']]



'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.

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'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack Ted Nugent called.....called; he wants his shirt back.back]].



[[folder:Ocean's Twelve]]

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[[folder:Ocean's Twelve]][[folder:''Ocean's Twelve'']]



** Also from that scene, everyone is tallying how much they each owe Benedict, with interest. The interest is ~6 million, and they each owe Benedict 19 million in total. The picks of the bunch? Livingston is short just the ~6 million ([[BasementDweller he's been staying with his parents]]), while Rusty is short 25 million ("Hotels, man").

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** Also from that scene, everyone is tallying how much they each owe Benedict, with interest. The interest is ~6 ~$6 million, and they each owe Benedict 19 $19 million in total. The picks of the bunch? Livingston is short just the ~6 ~$6 million ([[BasementDweller he's been staying with his parents]]), while Rusty is short 25 $25 million ("Hotels, man").



[[folder:Ocean's Thirteen]]

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[[folder:Ocean's Thirteen]][[folder:''Ocean's Thirteen'']]
28th May '18 9:29:05 PM mouschilight
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* When the group gets together just after Benedict has found+threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.

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* When the group gets together just after Benedict has found+threatened found and threatened everyone, the group is more concerned and hurt about the fact that Benedict called them "Ocean's 11", and voice their concerns to Danny, while Rusty simply smirks.



-->'''Roman:''' Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. (''[[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].

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-->'''Roman:''' Tell him having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. (''[[HypocriticalHumor ''([[HypocriticalHumor Cue Roman's sexy female assistant walking in after he hangs up]]'')
up]])''
* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm 11:30 pm the night before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour]].



* After Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name:

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* After Ocean Danny and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name:
28th May '18 9:25:38 PM mouschilight
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'''Benedict''': ''[glances at Linus's crotch]''

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'''Benedict''': ''[glances ''(glances at Linus's crotch]''Linus' crotch)''
28th May '18 8:43:08 PM mouschilight
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----
!!Ocean's Eleven

* "How's the game?" "Longest hour of my life." "What?" "I said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little bit, did I rush it?" "No, it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."

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----
!!Ocean's Eleven

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Ocean's Eleven]]
* "How's This conversation in a really loud bar:
-->'''Bartender:''' How's
the game?" "Longest game?\\
'''Rusty:''' Longest
hour of my life." "What?" "I \\
'''Bartender:''' What?\\
'''Rusty:''' ''(yelling)'' I
said I'm running away with your wife!" "Great!"
wife!\\
'''Bartender:''' Great!
* Rusty's response to Danny's eloquent MotiveRant about how the house always wins: "You wins:
-->'''Rusty:''' You
rehearsed that speech, didn't you?" "Little you?\\
'''Danny:''' Little
bit, did I rush it?" "No, it?\\
'''Rusty:''' No,
it was good, I liked it. The Teen Beat thing was harsh, though."



-->'''Reuben:''' But what am I saying? You guys are pros! The best! I'm ''sure'' you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, ''you're still in the middle of the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DESERT!''
** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punch line for each incident is accompanied by a freeze-frame!

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-->'''Reuben:''' --->'''Reuben:''' But what am I saying? You guys are pros! The best! I'm ''sure'' you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, ''you're still in the middle of the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DESERT!''
** Speaking of the stories: The fact that the punch line for each incident is accompanied by a freeze-frame!FreezeFrameBonus!



* The Malloy Bros.' introduction - a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes, go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'', little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:''' ''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't-- I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''': Stop it and ''go''!

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* The Malloy Bros.' introduction - -- a scene immediately preceded by Rusty telling Danny that they are "having trouble filling the hours."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting.Waiting. I'm waiting."
-->'''Virgil''': "Yes,
\\
'''Virgil''': Yes,
go."
-->'''Turk''': "Waiting
\\
'''Turk''': Waiting
on you, sweetheart."
-->'''Virgil''': "You what?"
-->'''Turk''': "''Go'',
\\
'''Virgil''': You what?\\
'''Turk''': ''Go'',
little gi--you're like a little girl."
-->'''Virgil:'''
\\
'''Virgil:'''
''(smirking)'' "Wha-wha-wha-!"
-->'''Turk''': "Don't--
Wha-wha-wha-!\\
'''Turk''': Don't--
I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period french okay?"
-->'''Virgil''': ''What''?
-->'''Turk''':
French, okay?\\
'''Virgil''': ''What''?\\
'''Turk''':
Stop it and ''go''!



* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.

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* "It will be nice working with proper villains again." - -- Pretty much explains the whole appeal of the trilogy.



-->'''Danny''': "Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''

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-->'''Danny''': "Which Which one's The Amazing Yen?"
-->'''Rusty''': "The
Yen?\\
'''Rusty''': The
little Chinese guy."
-->'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})'' ''*are-you-serious-stare*''
\\
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}}, has an "are-you-serious" stare)''



'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\

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'''Rusty''': ''*says nothing*''\\''(says nothing)''\\



'''Rusty''': ''*still says nothing*''\\

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'''Rusty''': ''*still ''(still says nothing*''\\nothing)''\\



'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''

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'''Rusty''': ''*further nothing*''\\
''(still nothing)''\\
'''Danny''': All right, we'll get one more. ''*walks off*''\\
''(walks off)''\\
'''Rusty''': ''*blinks*''''(blinks)''



** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let me get this straight:]] say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
--> '''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
--> '''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
--> '''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
--> '''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes some Tums)]]''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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** Cue Saul: [[LetMeGetThisStraight "Let This conversation:
--->'''Saul:''' {{Let
me get this straight:]] straight}}: say we get past the door we can't open and down the elevator we can't use and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we can't open--"
-->
open--\\
'''Rusty:''' Without being seen by the cameras.
-->
cameras.\\
'''Danny:''' Uh, yeah, sorry--forgot about that....
** "--Yeah...
that...\\
'''Saul:''' --Yeah...
say we do all that: We're just gonna ''walk'' outta there, with a hundred and fifty million dollars--''without being stopped''?!?"
--> ''({{Beat}}...{{Beat}}...{{Beat}}....)''
-->
stopped''?!?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' ...[[BluntYes Well, yeah.]]
-->
yeah]].\\
'''Saul:''' ''(Stares at him in silence with an OhCrap look)'' ...Oh. Okay.... ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck (Takes Okay. ''([[ThisIsGonnaSuck Takes some Tums)]]''
Tums]])''
** [[spoiler: Cut to the end of the movie, and [[BrickJoke that's]] ''[[BrickJoke exactly]]'' [[BrickJoke what they do.]]]] do]]. May also count as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.



-->'''Danny''': Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:

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-->'''Danny''': -->'''Danny:''' Why do they always paint hallways that color?\\
'''Rusty''': '''Rusty:''' They say taupe is very soothing.\\
'''Danny''': ''*shrugs, '''Danny:''' ''(shrugs, takes sip of whiskey*''
whiskey)''
* Basher showing up after [[ItMakesSenseInContext traveling in a sewer,]] sewer]], covered in you-know-what, declaring, "Yeah--we're in ''deep--''!"
''deep shit''!"
* While waiting for Danny, Basher, and Yen to steal the "pinch," "pinch", Linus is stuck in the getaway van with the "Bickering Brothers" Virgil and Turk Malloy. Cue hilariousness:



'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\

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'''Turk:''' ''[with disdain]'' ''(with disdain)'' Okay, go ahead, I got one.\\



'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging him on]'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\

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'''Turk:''' ''[interrupting]'' ''(interrupting)'' No, I've already ''thought'' of one, I'm not going ''think'' of one.\\
'''Virgil:''' ''[egging ''(egging him on]'' on)'' Alright, so you're ''thinking'' of one right now.\\



'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\

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'''Turk:''' ''[impatiently]'' ''(impatiently)'' ''Yes,'' eighteen.\\



'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''

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'''Turk:''' ...''shit!''''Shit!''



-->'''Rusty''': Don't use seven words when four will do; don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specific but not memorable; be funny but don't make him laugh. He's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen] Rust, can you take a look at this?
-->'''Rusty''': Sure. [leaves]
-->'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into 'screw up', which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.

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-->'''Rusty''': Don't use seven words when four will do; don't shift your weight. Look always at your mark, but don't stare. Be specific but not memorable; be funny but don't make him laugh. He's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances
-->'''Livingston''': [off screen]
circumstances--\\
'''Livingston''': ''(off screen)''
Rust, can you take a look at this?
-->'''Rusty''':
this?\\
'''Rusty''':
Sure. [leaves]
-->'''Linus''': ...
''(leaves)''\\
'''Linus''': ...
** It's implied that he was leading into 'screw up', "screw up", which Livingston delivers just before Linus takes his cue to talk to Benedict.



* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]

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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It ThisIsGonnaSuck[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - Creator/DonCheadle -- it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]ThrowItIn[[/note]].



--->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...
--->'''Danny:''' I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.

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--->'''Linus:''' -->'''Linus:''' Y'know, you lose focus for one second...
--->'''Danny:'''
second...\\
'''Danny:'''
I know, someone gets hurt. I don't hear Yen complaining.



--->'''Yen:''' WHERE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] YOU BEEN?"
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ... Sorry.

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--->'''Yen:''' WHERE THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] YOU BEEN?"
--->'''Danny/Linus''' ...
BEEN?\\
'''Danny/Linus:''' ...
Sorry.



** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - Mini Bar."

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** "Of course I'm in the Casino. In fact, I'm staying in your hotel. I've got two words for you - -- Mini Bar."



-->'''Rusty''': I hope you were the groom
-->'''Danny''': *beat* Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.

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!!Ocean's Twelve

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-->'''Rusty''': I hope you were the groom
-->'''Danny''': *beat*
groom.\\
'''Danny''': ''({{Beat}})''
Ted Nugent called.....he wants his shirt back.

----
!!Ocean's Twelve
back.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ocean's Twelve]]



* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]

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* Linus talks Danny and Rusty into letting him do more for the team while in Europe. So they bring him along to a meet with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), (played by Creator/RobbieColtrane), during which Matsui converses with a bizarre code slang. When Matsui nods at Linus for a response, the flustered rookie con artist can only come up with lyrics to Music/LedZeppelin's "Kashmir". Which seemingly enrages Matsui. [[spoiler:Linus' Linus' mom finds out during the movie's end and gently chides him for it.]]



-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to everyone else]'' Ahab with a piggyback.
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) by the Night Fox - and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]

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-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to
Yeah?\\
'''Danny:''' But...\\
'''Rusty:''' Right.\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah?\\
'''Rusty:''' ''(to
everyone else]'' else)'' Ahab with a piggyback.
* After being pipped to their ''relatively''-small-time artefact (about $2M) $2 million) by the Night Fox - and Fox--and thus challenged with the entire debt as a prize - the prize--the team responds by breaking into his Lake Como mansion and stealing a small collection of paintings [[FlippingTheBird in the formation of a middle finger.]]finger]].



* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:''' Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia Roberts]]'s accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".

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* Danny and Rusty get wake-up calls. [[PrankCall At 11:30pm the night before.]] before]]. [[MagnificentBastard From Tolour.]]
Tolour]].
-->'''Danny:''' It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
-->'''Rusty:'''
go.\\
'''Rusty:'''
It's 11:30, the night before.
-->'''Danny:'''
before.\\
'''Danny:'''
Oh... wh.. (double-take) Oh.
-->'''Rusty:'''
''(DoubleTake)'' Oh.\\
'''Rusty:'''
Oh! Oh, he's mean. That's just mean spirit- how many espressos did you have?
-->'''Danny:'''
have?\\
'''Danny:'''
[[MustHaveCaffeine Five.]]
Five]].
* When Plan A goes wrong, Linus coaxes Tess to fly to Italy in order to perform a "[[CelebrityParadox Looky-Loo]]". In the limo from the airport Tess argues what's going on while Linus and Basher bicker over [[Creator/JuliaRoberts Julia Roberts]]'s Roberts]]' accent that she's supposed to put on; of all people [[Creator/DonCheadle Basher]] himself states "[[HypocriticalHumor The accent is crucial]]. [[TakeThatMe That's the first thing people notice]]!".notice]]!"



''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]

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!!Ocean's Thirteen

* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." - by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
* "Is that - are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?

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''[{{beat}}]''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linus:''' Oh come on, [[spoiler: you told Dad?!]]
Dad?!
** And then at the end of ''Ocean's Thirteen''.
-->'''Male
Thirteen'':
--->'''Male
FBI Agent:''' [[spoiler: I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that.]]

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!!Ocean's Thirteen

that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ocean's Thirteen]]
* "Raise those skirts up by about three inches." - -- by Frank, asking the girls he's hiring for the domino stand.
* "Is that - are that--are you watching ''{{Oprah}}''!?''[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]''!?"



* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*

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* Basher hamming it up as Fender Roads: "This is HEAVY BIKE! Fender Roads is a" *pretends a--" ''(pretends to play patriotic music on a flute* flute)'' "I'M A GODDAMN AMERICAN ICON!" *salute*''(salute)''



-->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24... 22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:''' You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!

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-->"Are --->"Are you in yet?"
-->"I
yet?"\\
"I
hate that question."
** From that same scene (translated):
-->"Not
(paraphrasing):
--->"Not
too much, make it somewhat recognizable."
-->"I
"\\
"I
can make you taller. You wanna be taller?"
-->"..."
-->"You're
taller?"\\
"..."\\
"You're
a dwarf in 34 states."
-->"And
"\\
"And
an animal in the other 34."
-->*stare*
-->"24...
"\\
''(Stare)''\\
"24...
22."
* After [[spoiler:Ocean Ocean and his crew respond to Benedict's attempted double-crossing of them by donating the money they promised him to a orphan's charity, in his name]]:
--> '''Benedict:'''
name:
-->'''Benedict:'''
You think this is funny?\\
'''Ocean:''' '''Danny:''' Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad!




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[[/folder]]
26th May '18 2:06:27 PM jenanykid
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-->'''Rusty:''' Ahab with a piggyback.

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-->'''Rusty:''' ''[to everyone else]'' Ahab with a piggyback.
26th May '18 2:04:38 PM jenanykid
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Added DiffLines:

* While planning to break into the house of the mark, Danny and Rusty sort out which on to use in a conversation lasting exactly four words.
-->'''Rusty:''' Yeah?
-->'''Danny:''' But...
-->'''Rusty:''' Right.
-->'''Danny:''' Yeah?
-->'''Rusty:''' Ahab with a piggyback.
30th Apr '18 5:27:17 PM masterandcommander
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* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarian, [[TranslationConvention and Danny gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.

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* Yen asks a serious, practical question about the robbery in Mandarian, [[TranslationConvention and Danny Rusty gives a serious answer in English]]. For whatever reason, the thieves can magically understand one another.
28th Apr '18 12:49:12 PM wittylibrarian
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Added DiffLines:

** The surviving crew arguing over what to do as a Plan B, realizing all of them can't be done because "Not enough people." They briefly consider a stunt that might work but it would involve using a ''trained cat''. [[RunningGag Plus not enough people]].
10th Apr '18 8:03:47 PM Scifiwriterguy
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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.

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* As Basher is about to activate the Pinch, he slowly covers his crotch with one hand and crouches slightly away in hesitation. His entire body language screams ThisIsGonnaSuck.[[note]]It gets even better when you know that was actually an improvised move by Don Cheadle - it was such a perfect move that it became a case of ThrowItIn[[/note]]
7th Jan '18 12:22:27 AM SPBurke
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Added DiffLines:

** "With a bottle of wine??"
** Even better is Danny's lame excuse for being teared up: "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog I just bit into a pepper]]."
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