The beginning of Pig Amok when Cornfed arrives at the funeral.
Cornfed: Pant pant, wheeze, deep breath.
Pardon my tardiness ladies and gentlemen, I've been vomiting violently all morning, my septum is severely deviated, and I've already passed three- EEEEEYAAAAAAA!
Four, very large kidney stones. Also I've got a bitch of an ice cream headache. Well, I'm sure if Harry could see how many of you came out on this solemn occasion, the first thing he'd say would be (Begins convulsing)
honey horn dog! Butt...bongo ribbed and lubricated for that feel of real!
Cornfed: Ahem, I'm sorry, that was highly inappropriate. LOOOOIIIIN KING! Rear admiral! Squeal like a pig, REEEEE!
Cornfed:...So, uh, we are here in Harry Leibner's honor. On her! Off her! On her, off her, yee-ha, YEE-HA, YEE-HAAAA!...To share our memories. Memories, mammaries, great big swollen mammaries, meat melons, rib balloons, potent pigs from the past FOR 100 ALEX!
- Later in the scene: "MASTICATE MY HEART, MONKEY POGO!!!"
- Additionally, it's hilarious whenever Cornfed acts out-of-character and drops his usual deadpan demeanor, which he does in the episode Psyche as well, when offered a case in which he and Duckman have to date two ridiculously large breasted women.
Cornfed: Duckman, we have to go. I need to learn how to awaken the sexual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul, waiting to transform her into a creature of unbridled passion, pulling at me, tugging at me, yelling TAKE ME CORNFED, MAKE ME YOUR LOVE SLAVE! (Beat) You know, that sort of thing.
- After Duckman chickens out and bails on the mission...
Duckman: Did I miss anything?
Cornfed: We went back to their house.
Duckman: Their house!? Details, give me details.
Cornfed: A-frame. Two and a half baths. Exposed brick fireplace-
Duckman: No, you idiot! What happened!?
Cornfed: We played Twister. I lost. (Giggles) Beyond that, I am a gentleman. (Giggles harder) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to help Clasette and Fantene learn why men focus on their bodies while they sponge-wash their car in cut-offs. (Giggles maniacally)
The conversation between Bernice and the twins that Duckman and Cornfed overhears with their spy equipment about why they have to use a laundromat.
Bernice: The washing machine is broken. If I didnt know better I'd say someone tried to sit on it with the flaps open.
Mambo: Why do I think this involves that deranged pervert who calls himself our father?
Charles: Except its hard to imagine that he could sink any lower in his pathetic attempts at fulfilling his grotesque and unspeakable physical needs.
Duckman: *back in the van* I cant belive they talk that way behind my back!
Corned: Its what they say to your face.
Duckman: I know! You'd think they could atleast mix things up a bit!