: I just want to get home for my kids' birthday, but this whole leaf-blowing, false-advertising, traffic-stopping, tax-dollar squandering workers-on-permanent-coffee-break, upper-class money dodging, stolen car-parts-dealing, sign-changing society won't let me
! And you know who's to blame?! We all are
! We say we HATE lawyers
, but we can't wait to sue somebody
. We want leaders to make tough choices
, then we vote 'em out when they do
! We all want X-Rated older women with hirsute-upper-lips' chat-lines, then scream bloody murder when we get the bill!