History Funny / Duckman

13th May '16 10:10:50 AM speedyboris
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**

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** The movie director's insistence that he use real ammunition in his movies, not blanks.
13th May '16 10:07:39 AM speedyboris
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** Dr Milo designed a mechanical senate page who gives Stark an electric shock everytime he tries to grope him.
--> '''Cornfed''': Ah, electroshock therapy, thereby making you not want to touch him.
--> '''Stark''': I doubt it, he's so damn cute!

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** Dr Milo designed a mechanical senate page who gives Stark an electric shock everytime every time he tries to grope him.
--> '''Cornfed''': Ah, electroshock therapy, thereby making you Aversion therapy. By associating pain with a specific pleasure, you'll be conditioned not want to touch him.
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do it again.\\
'''Stark''': I doubt it, he's so damn cute!
12th May '16 9:47:43 AM speedyboris
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-->'''Duckman:''' So what? Mo one notices, except the people who are supposed to park there. And hell, I can outrun them any day.
-->'''Cornfed:''' Extra police are here because the President is touring the neighborhood today. Perhaps they thought you looked suspicious.
-->'''Duckman:''' Suspicious? Me? Ridiculous. ''[[NotHelpingYourCase (reads a copy of "Bitter Crazed Loner Monthly", which has a swastika on the front page)]]''

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-->'''Duckman:''' So what? Mo one notices, except the people who are supposed to park there. And hell, I can outrun them any day.
-->'''Cornfed:'''
day.\\
'''Cornfed:'''
Extra police are here because the President is touring the neighborhood today. Perhaps they thought you looked suspicious.
-->'''Duckman:'''
suspicious.\\
'''Duckman:'''
Suspicious? Me? Ridiculous. ''[[NotHelpingYourCase (reads a copy of "Bitter Crazed Loner Monthly", which has a swastika on the front page)]]''


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** "While the world watched, the life of the most important person on the planet who isn't me was saved by one man, Duckman. An exclusive today on ''Geofredo'', an episode that's so important, half of it will be commercials. Back in seven minutes."
30th Apr '16 8:09:41 AM aye_amber
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** The various applicants for the nanny job that Bernice rejects, including a MonsterClown, MichaelJackson and a devil worshipper. Duckman had no problem with that last one.

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** The various applicants for the nanny job that Bernice rejects, including a MonsterClown, MichaelJackson Music/MichaelJackson , and a devil worshipper. Duckman had no problem with that last one.
27th Apr '16 11:51:34 AM speedyboris
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* In "Bonfire of the Panties", this out-of-nowhere moment:

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* In "Bonfire of the Panties", this Cornfed and Charles/Mambo communicate telepathically, with Cornfed admitting that he doesn't use his power very often because of a traumatic incident years ago. Flashback to Cornfed meeting Willard Scott and shaking his hand, only to convulse when he reads Scott's apparently disturbing thoughts.
** This
out-of-nowhere moment:
24th Apr '16 8:30:45 AM Geoduck
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** Tony Randall's [[labelnote:Note]]Voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche[[/labelnote]] appearance at the end.

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** Tony Randall's [[labelnote:Note]]Voiced by Randall's appearance at the end, complete with a "footnote" from the producers saying that his voice is being impersonated [[labelnote:Note]]by Creator/MauriceLaMarche[[/labelnote]] appearance at the end.because "Mr. Randall never returned our phone calls."
18th Apr '16 11:29:39 AM speedyboris
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--> '''Documentary Narrator''': While meeting with the village elder, he tells Cornfed "This is my only daughter, isnt she beautiful?" But Cornfed speaks only a little of the tribes language, and interprets it as [[OhCrap "I would consider it a great honor if you pretended to make loud donkey noises and pretend to vomit at my feet"]]. [[Understatement The results are disastrous]]

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--> '''Documentary Narrator''': While meeting with the village elder, he tells Cornfed "This is my only daughter, isnt she beautiful?" But Cornfed speaks only a little of the tribes language, and interprets it as [[OhCrap "I would consider it a great honor if you pretended to make loud donkey noises and pretend to vomit at my feet"]]. [[Understatement [[{{Understatement}} The results are disastrous]]
19th Feb '16 10:25:03 PM SilentStranger
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** Bernice resorting to capturing the rest of the family in a net just so she can get them to cooperate with her for holding the block association party.
** The bit about the malfunctioning doorbell.
--> '''Bernice''': Duckman, did you remember to fix that short in the doorbell?
--> *the light flickers as a man screams in pain offscreen*
--> '''Duckman''': Seems to be working fine.
** Duckmans "secret drink", which is really [GargleBlaster Formula 409]]. Bernice forcefeeds some to Duckman to show its safe to drink.
** The implication that Duckman has stolen all the family's belongings from their neighbors, including ''the dog''.


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** Senator Stephen Stark, who in his own words, "likes to lie, cheat, steal and fondle everyone within reach".
--> '''Duckman''': Join the club!
--> '''Stark''': I did, its called the Senate!
** Dr Milo designed a mechanical senate page who gives Stark an electric shock everytime he tries to grope him.
--> '''Cornfed''': Ah, electroshock therapy, thereby making you not want to touch him.
--> '''Stark''': I doubt it, he's so damn cute!


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** How Bernice and the kids gained access to the clinic - they disguised themselves as ''The Osmonds''.
9th Feb '16 5:17:15 AM speedyboris
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** This line, after Cornfed derides the idea of a gland transplant creating a behavioral change:
--> '''Duckman''': Can it and sell it to someone else, bacon boy. If I were interested in science, I wouldn't have spent all that classroom time in the porno arcade.
3rd Jan '16 10:24:34 AM speedyboris
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* "It's the Thing of the Principal": When Duckman visits Ajax's school, some soldiers are nearby:
--> '''Soldier''': ''(on the phone)'' Yes sir, I'll tell 'em the good news! ''(hangs up)'' Boys, we're goin' to Bosnia!\\
''(everyone cheers)''
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