Funny / Dingo Doodles

Dingo has had it with your bullshit, Felix

As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked. You Have Been Warned.

Being a retelling of a VERY chaotic group of Dungeons and Dragons characters, Dingo's stories are sure to have more than a few chuckle worthy moments.

Fools Gold Campaign

• How does Dingo censor the more extreme swear words? A duck quack.
• Dingo's description of Alchemist Quarry:
  Dingo: The buildings are magic, the food's magic, your underwear's magic, everything's magic!
• Do you know anyone who got so drunk that they nearly caused the apocalypse? Because that happens in the very first episode, with Sips getting drunk while singing karaoke and his Dancing Lights spell turning the city into a dead magic zone, thus releasing the tarrasque.
• As it turns out, Gothi was the one who suggested that Sips get drunk and sing karaoke.
• How does Erina get Sips out of his drunken stupor? She slaps him out of it.
• Upon meeting Ohio Jack, Sips just groans.
• Erina spends a good thirty seconds lamenting the fact that Sneeze was never mentioned before Episode 3.
• In the Halloween special, Belmont can be a barrel of laughs to some people. To others, like Sips, he's an annoying meathead.
• Sips' absolute delight when Belmont is crushed by a giant ghost hand.
• When the group is separated and Erina has to choose between saving Gothi or Sips, she quickly decides on Gothi.
  Spooky Voice: Oh. Um....Okay.
  • When the walls start closing in on Sips, he just casually casts Gaseous Form. He just looks and sounds so bored when he does it that it's funny.
• While separated in the haunted mansion, Sips comes across what he thinks is a ghoul, so he hits it with acid splash. Turns out it was actually Erina. He acid splashes her again.
  Sips: The first time I thought you were a ghoul. The second time was for me.
• I'm so going to blow up this place when we get out of here.
  • And indeed they do, to the dismay of the little kid who lived there.
  Kid: My house!
  Sips: Happy Halloween!
• Dingo relishes in the fact that she gets to curse Gorthan. She even has a chart.
  • Speaking of, no one knows just what Sips turned Gorthan into, let alone how to pronounce its name.
    • It's a yrthak, pronounced "Yur-thak".
  • Sips had just come from losing Quinn-Ora, so he can't even be assed to worry about what he just turned Gorthan into.
• Julian is just so calm when the mech dragon is about to crash, saying "I lived a good life". Which is in total contrast to a Quinn-Ora possessed Abby, who is FREAKING THE F(quack)CK OUT!
• Sips, Erina, and Gothi see the mech dragon crash. Sips' response? "They're probably fine."
• Gothi's reaction to having her magic go wild thanks to Sips.
  Gothi: Well, this is new for me.
  • This causes Gothi and Quinn-Ora to swap clothes. Which results in Quinn-Ora briefly wearing Gothi's mask. She gets it back.
    Gothi: Oh thank god. Almost gave away some of my plot right there.
    Viewer: screams
• Among Quinn-Ora's magical chants are the words "socks" and "potato".
• How does Erina find Sips' missing hand? Gothi tells her to look for the one flipping her off.
  Erina: Found it!
• Erina hucks Quinn-Ora into the portal to the fire plane that Sips opened up. However....
  Erina: Another job well done!
  Gothi: You took all my stuff out of her pockets, right? Like my potions, ingredients, gold...?
  Erina: ...Another job well done...
  Gothi: Are you fu --
• Following the temporary removal of Sips' curse, the only remnant is a single crocodile eye. Erina quips "Weeb trash" when she sees this. Despite the fact that Erina is a blatant JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference.
• Sips notices that Gothi is wearing Quinn-Ora's clothes (due to one of the wild magic surges during the fight), and Gothi makes a pretty sickening discovery.
  Sips: What are you wearing?
  Gothi: Oh, it's Quinn-Ora's - OH MY GOD THERE'S STILL HANDS IN HERE.
• While looking to resurrect Sneeze, Gothi gets unsure about wether they should go to Necromart or Prayers'R'us. Meanwhile, Sips is despairing over his dead friend in the background.
  Gothi: Necromart, or Prayers'R'us? Necromart, or Prayers'R'us? Necromaaaart..
  Sips: MY FRIEND IS DEAD!!!!
  Erina: Oh! Oh! Look, Prayers'R'us is having a sale!
  • Sips walks straight up to the very beleaguered employee, dumps the two parts of Sneeze's corpse on the counter, and goes "Fix!" After being informed that the price of a resurrection is 21,000 gold, he corrects it to "Fix for less!"
  • The clerk at Prayers 'R' Us refuses to take hands, because this isn't Necromart.
• Both Sips and Gothi try smacking Sneeze against the dark crystal from the mech dragon, complete with the sound of a squeaky toy.
• Sips really doesn't want to deal with Mr. Wizardly.
• When traversing the dark crystal's plane, the group finds those they killed, including a "group of goblins, giant spiders, and a bunch of sheep."
  "Not gonna explain the sheep. They got what they deserved."
• The ghosts in the mech dragon's crystal just moan "Everything suuuuuucks."
  • Receives a callback in a later episode where Sips accidentally opens a portal to the Shadow Plane (Shadowfell in later editions), with spirits also commenting that everything suuuuuuucks.
• In a flashback, we see Jack's reaction to the mech dragon, which also proves just how much of a dick Sips can be.
  Ohio Jack: And when were you going to tell me that you had an ancient Foreclaimer mechanical dragon?!
  Sips: Hehe, never.
• Just this, for the fight with Gresh:
  Dingo: One of the most epic battles ever perceived in D&D history, and I am NOT gonna animate it, because I am one woman, so get off my back!
  • The animation she does use for the battle with Gresh is essentially just a Big Ball of Violence spinning across the screen with laser beams shooting out of it.
  Dingo: And it's epic.
• Mr. Wizardly is reading a magazine in a lawn chair when the ghosts from the crystal come pouring out all at once.
  Mr. Wizardly: Is it supposed to do that?
• Julian and Gorthan are dropped from the campaign due to their players having a baby. Dingo instantly recognizes the slash fics that will be written and puts a stop to it.
• Since Gothi doesn't remember anything about Foreclaimer tech, she tried to shut off the runaway mech dragon by yelling "Stop it!" As expected, this doesn't work.
• In a flashback to the group's first trip to Rascam, Gorthan tries eating the crystal candy, only to break his teeth because he's not acclimated to eating the crystals. He tries again later, in the background of another scene.
  Gorthan: crunch BETRAYAL!
• Sips saved Rascam, with a hairbrush.
• Gothi and Sips awkwardly dancing, due to both rolling a Natural 1 on their Performance checks.
  • On top of that, this has also added fuel to the shipping fire.
• After Sips is briefly knocked unconscious, Erina pleads with Mr. Wizardly to help. Which Mr. Wizardly does, albeit VERY reluctantly. And it's right here that both Dingo and Felix realize that Mr. Wizardly hasn't been touched by Sips' cursed arm, which is what Mr. Wizardly touches, turning Mr. Wizardly into MRS. Wizardly. Cue the freak out.
• The casino patrons chose the Crispy Option.
• While searching for support to start a rebellion against Bouclaire, Sips meets a shady figure who turns out to be the former advisor to the throne. But since he refuses to give his name at first, Sips decides to call him "Bucket". The other players instantly latch on to this, much to Felix's dismay.
• Erina flips the table the group are sitting at, knocking Sips out in the process.
• Erina has some choice words for Bouclaire. Though Erina being Erina….
  Erina: You killed my parents! You took over my home! You made everything pink! ...And you're not! Even! French!
• Granted this is a very dramatic moment, it's all too in-character that Sips' final words would be something as simple and crass as:
  Sips: (In a small voice) ...crap...
• Although Episode 15 has very few humorous moments, it has one when Sips storms out of the room following the revelation that he has a large chunk of Erina's crystal in his head and his attempted attack on Eyes and Ears.
  Erina: ...Another job well do-
  Gothi: READ THE ROOM, ERINA!
• Again, there is scarcely a funny moment to be found in Episode 15, but when Gothi is trying to connect with Sips and tells him that the situation was scary because she couldn't do anything, we get this exchange:
  Sips: (In a joyless deadpan) ...And I ate a little girl's heart.
  Gothi: And you ATE! A little girl's! HEART!
• When the party splits up, Dingo says that more sensible options to progress like a new party or timeskip doesn't account for how stupid the players are. They instead decide to essentially play three simultaneous independent stories in turns. Felix's expression and *Concerned DM Noises* tell us how he feels about this.
• "Do you wish me to raise your hand when I want to talk?" There's something surreal about someone as stern and no-nonsense as Xanu suggesting he raise (Sip's) hand in order to ask permission like a kid.
  • When Xanu manifests an illusion to talk with Sips, he's nude because "pants are inefficient". When convinced to put something on, he dons... cargo pants. "Pockets are efficient".
• Sips' wild magic kicking in when he tries to cast a Mending spell on some curtains...and accidentally tearing open a one-way portal from the Shadow Plane. Sips' on-brand response is to simply close the curtains and place a chair and lamp in front of the portal.
  • In a darkly humorous way, the mournful moaning coming from the portal is so over-the-top it loops around to being funny.
  Dingo: So he gets the cabin to a point where it kinda starts to feel like home...
  Portal: Miiiisery...paaaaaain...sufferiiiing...
  Dingo: ...kinda.
• Vicky the orc girl. She's a bundle of innocence and obliviousness and ability-to-get-inside-after-being-kicked-out.
  • Sips tries to scare Vicky away by saying he recently ate a little girl's heart. Vicky excitedly asks what it tasted like.
• After Xanu gives a speech about being an "artificial god", Sips merely asks if that makes him a "bargain-bin warlock".^note it would actually make him a Cleric, which would probably be even worse
• Erina is at an inn, seemingly drowning her sorrows in alcohol until she bellows for more "bubble tea".
• According to Gothi's papers, she was enhanced with gills. Yep.
  Gothi: It... hasn't come up.
• Gothi is dead-set to making sure Jack isn't going to turn on her once she helps him open the portal. To make sure he keeps his word, she removes her mask again. The close-up of her eye is chilling as she asks "Now are you with me or against me?" ...cue Jack giving a "I wasn't expecting that" cringe before he vomits.
  Dingo: (Bemused) He failed his Fortitude Save.
• Sips connects to the crystal shard Erina wears and tries to talk to her, but due to her being rather pissed at him, she uses Fake Static to blow him off, then proceeds to try to "hang up" on him. One opposed Will save later...
  Sips: ...SHE HUNG UP ON ME!
• Thanks to his connection with Xanu, Sips can't sleep anymore.
• When it's not embodying Nightmare Fuel, the Mercury Dragon/Soul Prowler is like a 2.0 version of Old!Gothi, especially when it erratically goes from threatening Erina ("Explain why you're here, OR ELSE...") to cheerily telling her: "I'll bake you a cake".
  • When Erina tries to get a name from the Mercury Dragon, it apparently can't decide on one single name.
  Erina: (Nervously) Hi.. I'm Erina, and you are...?
  Mercury Dragon: Lois (fancy voice) Flo (fierce voice) Davis (Stuffy voice) Stephan (little girl voice) Bali (wacky voice) Pickles!
• The fact that Mona (Erina's mother) made a deal with the Soul Prowler on the whim of wishing (not for Bou Claire to be dethroned, her country freed, or even her husband brought back to life) but for her daughter to be safe. From Erina's point of view, it didn't work. But the Mercury Dragon points out that she's still alive, so the wish came true. Erina, who isn't impressed, crossly responds by telling the Mercury Dragon "Go to Hell!" The Mercury Dragon's response is to snap "LANGUAGE!!"
  • One can imagine the creature called out Erina on her swearing because it's made up of souls that don't care to hear swearing, her mother among them.
  • From a certain point of view, there's a certain Black Comedy that Mona gave up possession of her soul and body to the Soul Prowler for a desperate wish that (in her words) "seemed like a good idea at the time". Guess we now know where Erina gets her reckless behavior from.
• Mona tries to make light of her situation by deciding she doesn't mind being amalgamated into an insane collection of souls by nervously claiming she's always been a social person, as she's always attended writing circles. Erina has to point out that being stuck inside of a Soul Prowler is hardly the same thing as attending a book club.
• The fact that Jawbone has Jack stuck in a tree, like an ordinary dog chasing a cat or squirrel.
• When Gothi warns Jack that if he tries any funny business, they both say at the same time "Jawbone will eat (you/me)."
• Vicky being such a high-spirited character that when she takes out her bag ('which actually contains her stuff for controlling her werewolf curse), the players' first thought was "Aww, she's gonna throw Sips a surprise party!"
  • Sips' different reactions of what Vicky's up to as she unpacks what's in her bag while he watches on with his Invisibility spell. Unpack a crowbar? Sips thinks she's going to try to rob his cabin. Use the crowbar to pull up the floorboards to reveal two metal anchors? Sips gives a curious "Huh." Unpack iron chains? "Wait, never mind, I'm gonna get murdered by a little girl."
• At the start of episode 22, Dingo gets kinda cavalier with the word "Genocide", causing an anthropomorphic Youtube to chase her around with the demonetization hammer.
• Erina's climatic confrontation with the soul prowler abruptly cuts to her justifying running away to a fastfood place employee.
  Ma'am, this is a Wendigo's?
  • When she orders a rather heavy meal, Sneeze judges her for it and she yells at him. She has had. A DAY.
• Sips' final advice to Vicky? Don't touch the curtain that hides a portal to the shadowplane.
  [sounds of tormented souls]
• Vicky gives Sips a going away present: A bunch of "special" bananas. Which appear to have been injected with something by a needle.
  Sips: I really don't wanna get drugged by a little girl today.
  • Xanu warns Sips that he can feel something (in the cart). Sips comments that he's not trusting the bananas either.
• The site of the Foreclaimer portal is a town called Fool's Crossing. Everyone who hears the name comments that there is a joke to be made about that name, but none of them can think of one.
  • Landing the mech dragon outside the town doesn't actually scare the citizens because the team has become... well-known.
    Villagers: [staring suspiciously] These dang kids...
• Erina arrives in all her sparkly glory. Gothi dons a pair of sun glasses while Jack is nearly blinded.
• When Gothi uses a soul crystal instead of a sun crystal to power the last portal point, Jack expresses some concern. Gothi brushes it off saying the party's been leaning more Chaotic Neutral anyway. And then they find out actually opening the portal will vaporize a town and everything within five miles...
  Gothi: Oh yeah. I think we're leaning towards Chaotic Evil now.
  Sips: Hell yeah! Full Genocide run, let's go!
  • Before opening the portal, the party decides to swap the dragon's sun crystal onto the pedestal on the reasoning that Felix is the sort of DM who follows the maxim "Fuck Around, Find Out".
• Gothi tries to scare away a stubborn fruit vendor by sending a swarm of locusts to frighten him, only for them to instead devour his entire stand.
  Gothi: [eyes bugging out, in Old Gothi's voice] Oopsie doopsie.
  • A furious blacksmith is convinced to leave by telling him it's the Bearon ordering the evacuation. He's last seen with an arsenal of weapons strapped to his back, marching towards Rascam with glowing eyes.
• Erina reassures Gothi that Sips's current "murder hobo-ness" is just a phase he'll get over.
  Gothi: Hm. I hope you're right.
  [cut to Sips]
  Sips: [casual] Hey, so yeah, just so you know, uh, I'm here to go commit genocide. [smiles happily]
  [Gothi, Sneeze, and Jack stare in horror; Erina bursts into laughter]
• Dingo attempts to move the story along only for Erina to interrupt her and demand clarification.
• Gothi shows the scarred tissue where her face was carved off. Erina asks if she's tried moisturizer. Twice.
  Erina: No, but seriously, have you tried-
  Gothi, Jack and Xanu: Erina!
• The matter of Gothi's Unexplained Recovery and Really 700 Years Old status is finally noted and commented on by Erina. Gothi's theory as to how she managed to survive so long without a power crystal? The swamp she lived in pickled her. Even better is that Xanu, who is in charge of Sip's body at that moment, doesn't bat an eye, suggesting that such odd ideas are normal for Gothi.
• Erina really wants to bring the mechanical dragon with them through the portal, despite Gothi and Jack listing a number of valid reasons to leave it. Then Sips points out he's all for bringing a mass murder machine along; Erina agrees it's better to leave the dragon behind.
• Dingo is about to end episode 26 on a major cliffhanger, when a figure representing the audience threatens her to continue.
• Gothi and Erina discuss what they plan to do about Sips and agree that for now they'll focus on keeping him and Jack alive. At which point a rogue mechanical raptor slams into Sips and drags him screaming and cursing past the two of them.
  Erina: [not moving to help] Wow. We're bad at this.
• Dingo points out the Fridge Logic that, when the party "rests" for the night, three of them don't actually sleep, and one of those is a midly Ax-Crazy monkey, so even the ones that do sleep don't exactly feel very restful.
• The New Society Foreclaimers welcome the party among them with pet rocks.
  Old Woman: This one is named Johnson.
  Gothi: God. These really are my people.
• Episode 29 has Mesika off-handedly remark on how, compared to her, Jack has "tiny baby hands".
• "Eh, it's future-me's problem." "ERIIIINAAAA!" "Ooop! That's a now problem!
  • "Oh! I'm sorry! Did you forget I can control! A giant GODDAMN DRAGON!!" "....no! I just.. hoped you wouldn't use it."
• The fight scene with Jack, Masika, Erina and the raptors in Episode 30:
  • Jack complains that he's a Non-Action Guy and then proceeds to Epic Fail the first round of the fight:
    Jack: I've never fought anything before! Except, I dunno, a pinata in 5th grade or something. And it was a close fight.
    Masika: Well I hope this Pinata was a worthy foe. Now fight, or we die.
    Jack: Pinatas are NOT a good comparison to robot dinosaurs!
    Masika: Shoot.
    Jack: OK!
    (Jack draws Masika's crossbow, takes aim, and pulls the trigger. Silence for a few seconds.)
    Masika: You forgot... the bolt.
    (Several more seconds of silence)
    Jack: How much do resurrection scrolls cost, again?
  • Erina then joins the fight:
    Erina: Don't worry, Erina Zuccharini is here! (Gets tackled by a raptor)
    Jack: Oh, I'm very worried now.
    Erina: (Beating the raptor on the head with a rock) Stupid! Robot! Raptors! Interrupting my cool! Intro!
  • Jack tries to deliver Erina's magical ring to her by slipping it over a crossbow bolt and shooting a spot on the ground near her. He manages to shoot her in the thigh instead.
    Masika: You did finally hit something, though.
    Jack: That was NOT the goal!
  • The video ends on a major downer and cliffhanger, before cutting to the usual outro.
    Dingo: This video sponsored by... sadness. Okay, okay, [puts a comforting arm around a crying viewer] why don't I try to distract you.
• Although Episode 31 isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, it has its moments.
  • Towards the end, when it seems the episode is going to end on the heart-breaking note that Sips is dead, Elowyn comforts a crest-fallen Gothi. ...Before she offers her a sledgehammer. ...To smash Sips' cursed corpse with. Naturally, Gothi balks at this random and (seemingly) insensitive suggestion.
  • But Erina on the other hand, gladly undertakes this task, proudly declaring she's been wanting to do this to the chaotic monkey since this campaign started.
  • Generally, everything having to do with the reveal that Sips has been reborn. When Elowyn is about to further explain the nature of what just happened, she's interrupted with Gothi and Erina's joyful shrieks. We cut to the players table where Dingo and her fellow players are also screaming in the same manner, with Felix being the only one keeping a level head. Dingo saying this next line mid-scream while the other players still scream is the cherry on top:
    Dingo: Oh my God, I think I'm gonna throw up!
  • And then there's Dingo's attempt to advertise her sponsors, but she's overcome by the cuteness of her new infant primate "Son".
    • She eventually center herself by handing Sips over to a sponsor to hold while she gives the speech. Then she asks for him back, only for the sponsor to flip her the bird and fly out of frame with the "son" in tow, making the Mario pipe sound.
• Episode 32
  • The episode opens on Dingo holding out baby Sips over a crowd like Simba in The Lion King (1994), complete with (poorly) singing the Zulu part of Circle of Life. She then throws him out into the crowd and screams "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" and has a coughing fit.
  • Erina and Gothi continue their gushing from last episode, briefly interrupted by Elowen hitting them in the head with her staff because "there's a baby." She later tells them to wake him up by hitting him with the staff.
  • Erina slaps Sips awake causing Sips to screech like an angry monkey. Turns out his rebirth meant that he has reverted to a wild monkey, so Elowen hits him over his head with her staff to knock him out.
  • Once Sips is finaly awakened and back to normal, he sees that he's a baby and promptly freaks out. We get a shot of Sips screaming while climing on curtans while Gothi tries to coax him down with a broom.
  • Sneeze low-key making jabs at how he's now taller than Sips.
  • Erina vomiting after she insists she's okay from using Xanu's magic. Afterwards, she insists that now she's okay.
  • Xanu learning the hard way that his new body is atrophied in magical and physical capabilities. For one, when Sips complains about Xanu's nudity (even though he still has his Ken Doll anatomy), Xanu snaps up some pants. ...and nothing happens. Meanwhile, Sips is covering his eyes to avert his gaze from Xanu's modesty, using each hand to cover each eye like a toddler.
    • When Xanu topples over from his inability to walk, Sips gags over how his lack thereof pants exposes his butt.
  • According to Gothi, she and Xanu had to negotiate with Stella's Children that he doesn't want a temple built in his honor.
  • Elowen reminding Gothi and Xanu that the portal is still on, much to the latter two's nervousness. It's played up as though someone left a faucet running, and the sink is overflowing with water.
• Episode 33
  • Becaues Xanu is out of comission for the moment, everything he had control over is also functionally bluescreened. Including the scary robot raptors and the giant mech dragons menacingly standing over the Children of Stella settlement, making everyone quite uncomfortable.
    Dingo: So GUESS WHAT WE GET TO DO NOW!!!! AAAA-
    Tom Cardy: They walk, walk, walk, walk-
  • The party gets to escort a Child of Stella to the portal, though they didn't bother to get his name. Gothi eventually ask, and he introduces himself as Larry. Cue a Double Take so hard that it cuts to the real life players around the table staring at Felix, who's upset that Larry is the name they take umbrage with when they've already had Wizardly, Eyes & Ears, and Bucket. For the last one he shoots Dingo a Death Glare.

Old Gothi From Fools Gold

Old Gothi is a landmine of comedy gold, as these moments show.

• Turning a goblin into goo with a potion, and only lamenting that it needs more nutmeg.
• Having 28 ducks.
  Old Gothi: Heh. I stole them.
• She has an obsession with potatoes, and sometimes throws them at people while screaming "Eat your potassium!"
• Pressing the button that fires a laser to kill Gresh the dragon, she cries "Fettuccini!"
• "Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."
• Old Gothi acts as a distraction to the kitchen crew for the rest of the group to sneak up to the Baron of Rascam.
  • Specifically, what she says as a distraction. "Young man! I have a complaint! Your soup is too hot! And your ice is too cold! And another thing! Where am I?"
• Calling a giant possum a "nice cat". And later holding said possum whilst saying "Tomato is a fruit"
• While describing what the various characters - formerly merchants before becoming adventurers - are selling, Gothi's is hilariously on-point:
  Dingo: And finally; Gothi selling potions and herbs.
  Gothi: WHO WANT BOILED SHOE!?
  Jawbone (formerly sleeping): O_O
  Dingo: Which was sometimes a hit and miss...
• Against Bouclaire the Potato Girl:
  • First encounter:
    Dingo: Gothi doesn't find potatoes, but does find the little girl...
    Potato Girl/Bouclaire: Are.. are you here to kill me?
    Gothi: What? No! Wait, yes.
  • Later:
    Dingo: Back upstairs, Gothi and the Potato Girl are in a heated standoff, just waiting for the first move. Tensions are high, initiative is rolled, and...
    (As Gothi's eyes spin around like a buffering icon: *THUNK!*)
    Dingo: ...Bouclaire stabs a screwdriver into Gothi's face.
    Gothi: MOTHER*QUACK*ING MACARONI, GOD S*QUACK* ALSO-
    Dingo (interrupting): This goes on for a bit.
  • After Bouclaire escapes with a poisoned potato by leaping through a window:
    Gothi: What a wierdo... Oh, right, fire.

Life Stories

Dingo's Life Stories have a few funny moments as well.

• In the video where she discusses her fear of water:
  • "He's got a knife!" Said while a glass of water has a cute smile on its face.
  • Apparently, Dingo screamed like a banshee when she first saw the ocean at only six months old.
  • Dingo's mother had to fight for 35 minutes to get Dingo into a canoe, somehow tying her up in the process.
  • Twice — when taking swimming lessons and when lamenting about boats in the past — someone looks at Dingo and quips "Yeah, I don't think this one's gonna make it."
  • Dingo goes down the kiddie water slide at a park, even briefly egging on Death itself. Speaking of, one of the kids leans over to her and whispers "You're gonna die."
  • While going down that slide, Dingo tumbles and slides down the rest of the way on her face, which no one thought was even possible.
• In the near death experiences video:
  • By Dingo's own admission, her first thoughts going through her head when being crushed under a bunch of middle schoolers at only 5 years old was "So this is how I die? I'm okay with this."
• In the video about bugs:
  • Calling june bugs "kamikaze beetles".
  • Both Dingo and her dad, upon seeing a whole swarm of bugs, pull a torch out of nowhere while calmly stating "Ah. I see."
  • To illustrate how deathly afraid of moths she is, Dingo depicts them as angry and making banshee-like screeches. We cut to one such moth trapped in the space between Dingo's bed and the bedroom wall, making more of its shrieks while young!Dingo lies awake.
  Young!Dingo: So this is my hell...

Other

• Dingo's brief freak out over The Deck of Many's Humblewood campaign setting. Why? Birds.
  Dingo: It's got birds, you guys! BIRDS!
• Dingo casually referring to the spell Dancing Lights as "the bane of my existence".
• There is a fan animation using Dingo's characters (and a character from Puffin Forest) that is also a parody of the TomSka skit "The Hole". See for yourself.
• Her crossover with Puffin Forest is absolutely hillarious.
  • One of Ben's players was named Justin Case. He apparently spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out if he wanted to be Justin Case or Justin Time.
  • When Justin and Dick Tracy enters the dorm room, all of the girls there have a very reasonable reaction.
  Dingo: Stranger danger!
  • Dick Tracy declares that he will "bullshit [his] way out of this" by going on a long speech about how, this being America, he has the freedom to go anywhere he wants, including into a girl's dormatory at a college when he is a 40 year old man. The girls completely buy it, and even applaud him out of patriotic fervor.
  • After the aforementioned event, Ben started giving Dick and Justin a small bonus to persuasion if they were doing something particularily patriotic.
• Fool's Gold vines. That is all.
  Gorthan: What's your bench now bruh?
  "Bucket": I dunno. But I could probably break somebody's neck.
  Gorthan: I'm working on 220-You can what?
  "Bucket": Trying to get the technique...
  
  Erina: Hey, I'm lesbian.
  Old Gothi: ...I thought you were American?
  
  Vashinco: Who cares if those orphans were sad, it feels good to be ba... [gets choked by Sips]
  Sips: ...What, he's been singing for like five minutes?
• Dingo announcing the new plushies of Sips and Sneeze. There's a running gag of plushy!Sneeze being armed with a knife in its hand!
  • Even better, since the ad comes immediately Sips deciding to commit genocide, resulting in Mood Whiplash of the best kind.
    Dingo: We finally did it. We finally decided genoci— to make PLUSHIES! (cut party horn blows).
  • The plushies are advertised again at the end of Episode 30, only this time it's Dingo holding a knife on the plushies because, with Sips about to become Deader than Dead, the plushies aren't going to be relevant much longer.
• With Dingo recounting her favorite nat 1s and 20s, there are a few chuckleworthy moments:
  • While attending a banquet, Felix's character decides to dress up his Nightmare, Buttercup, all fancy-like. After spending all their money dazzling her up, they are told they can't bring a horse into the gala. Until Cooper, Dingo's character, claims it's Felix's seeing eye horse. Naturally, he succeeds his roll.
    Dingo: She had a lovely time. And only lit... some things on fire.
  • The lead up to the reveal that Waffles, upon accidentally getting hit with a flaming arrow (literally friendly fire), is wearing a bandolier of artillery shells across his chest. Naturally, this causes a TPK with 400+ damage to the surroundings.
    Dingo: Fire causes a lot of TP Ks in our group.
  • In the campaign right before Fools Gold, Dingo's mini minotaur gets launched at the big bad of Felix's campaign. She rolls three Nat 20s in a row, qualifying as an instant kill under their home-brew rules. When Felix tries to roll against it? Nat 1.
    Dingo: (to Felix) Oh yeah, this guy's just... supposed to die.