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Funny: Company of Heroes

Company of Heroes

Company of Heroes 2

  • When infantry squads get wiped out, your announcer will tell you that. While that happens playing as the Russians in 2, he'll sometimes say so... and add a second later that their clothes and weapons belong to the State.
    • If infantry freeze to death while playing as the Russians in 2, you may hear the announcer complain that if your troops freeze to death, they cannot die fighting the enemy, pretty much in those exact words.
    • When you upgrade the Russian headquarters to have medics around it, the announcer will occasionally have his announcement accompanied by stressing "... but only for those who are seriously wounded!"
  • Selecting a Conscript squad on a winter map occasionally has them respond "... I think I have snow in my pants." said quietly, as if you've interrupted him talking to himself or his squadmates.
  • In 2, the tutorial video narrator delivers this gem in the Cover and Flanking Tutorial video:
    "You will undoubtedly hear a lot of F-words on the battlefield, but the most important one is Flank."
  • What a Grenadier squad in 2 may say when they get promoted:
    "I know we have been promoted but does that include a pay raise?"
  • German mortars crews in 2 can respond to being promoted with "Apparently, we've been promoted!", doing a Lampshade Hanging of how rather video game-y the veterancy system is in relation to indirect fire squads that (ideally) avoid ever personally seeing the enemy.
  • Ordering a Pak 40 crew to move in 2 may have its squad leader yell out:
    "We ate the horse, remember? Get pulling!"
  • German idle chatter in 2 occasionally mentions that the Americans keep complaining about Pioneer spam, an infamous multiplayer strategy in the first game.
  • Grenadier squads in 2 ordered to attack-move can say:
    "Fire at will, but not at Wilhelm, he owes me money."
  • One of the Oh Crap lines from a Soviet Conscript in COH 2 facing a Flamethrower is "I'm getting REAL FUCKING TIRED of this SHIT!!!" Makes you wonder how many times he had faced a flamethrower before being recruited into your army.
  • When destroyed, the commander of the Russian Scout Car may express regret for having been the Fragile Speedster of the Red Army.
    "I should have been a tankist!"
  • In 2, it turns out that the Commissar which appears at your headquarters while Order 227 is active is aptly named 'commissar_of_death_227_mp' in the game's code.
  • In 2, ordering panzerschreck infantry into a building:
    "I KNOW it's technically impossible to shoot a Panzerschreck from an enclosed position. Don't read the fucking manual next time, and you won't care so much!!"
  • A lot of the battle chatter from the Wehrmacht units can be quite chuckle worthy.
    "Machine gun has us pinned! Any lower and I'm going to be fucking this ground!"
    (after scoring a kill) "We've gave them the chance to surrender!... did we?"
    "Antitank gun is firing! Hey assholes! We're Panzer GRENADIERS! Not PANZERS!"
  • One random bit of German infantry chatter has him sum up the Hell of the Eastern Front with a simple, elegant poem.
    "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eastern Front, and so are fucking you!"
  • 2 also continues the tradition of having hilarious chatter for the German troops.
    "He chewed me out for not saluting, but I had my hands full. I thought he was being a real prick..."
    "The regimental doctor inspected the battalion and found that everyone had The Clap. Even Reinhardt, and I'm pretty sure he's a virgin."
    "Ostfront, fucking hell. I'll give anything to fight the Westerners. Those Americans are always complaining about pioneer spam."
    "When the T-34 first appeared it was very intimidating, and then we realised the Soviets couldn't shoot or drive for shit."
    "For two hours they shelled us with artillery, and not with the little shit either. No, I'm talking the big stuff, 152s and 203s. My balls still haven't came back down."
    "We shot at that T-34 57 times with that little 37mm, 57 times, and they still couldn't find us! They finally surrendered, I guess they got a headache and gave up."
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