History Funny / CompanyOfHeroes

1st May '16 10:17:22 AM Bigbenhoward
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* German mortars crews can respond to being promoted with "Apparently, we've been promoted!", doing a LampshadeHanging of how rather video game-y the veterancy system is in relation to indirect fire squads that (ideally) avoid ever personally seeing the enemy.

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* German mortars mortar crews can respond to being promoted with "Apparently, we've been promoted!", doing a LampshadeHanging of how rather video game-y the veterancy system is in relation to indirect fire squads that (ideally) avoid ever personally seeing the enemy.



-->Fire at will, '''but not at Wilhelm''', he owes me money.

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-->Fire at will, '''but will! '''No, not at Wilhelm''', he Wilhelm!''' He owes me money.
11th Apr '16 3:44:11 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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-->[[ViolationOfCommonSense You want us to attack an Elefant!?]] ({{Beat}}) Jahowl!

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-->[[ViolationOfCommonSense You want us to attack an Elefant!?]] ({{Beat}}) Jahowl!Jawohl!
10th Mar '16 6:03:31 AM TheFarmboy
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** The trailer for the Centaur Tank has the stinger of shooting down German tanks in the stylings of a type writer, complete with a ping sound as it revs back to open fire.

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** The trailer for the Centaur Tank has the stinger of the eponymous tank shooting down German tanks planes in the stylings of a type writer, complete with a ping sound as it revs back to open fire.
9th Mar '16 4:15:41 AM TheFarmboy
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--> Oh, hello wanker! What do you want?!
--> Gordon Bennett, not you again!



-->''*Churchill casually drives off*''

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-->''*Churchill casually drives off*''off*''
** The trailer for the Centaur Tank has the stinger of shooting down German tanks in the stylings of a type writer, complete with a ping sound as it revs back to open fire.
4th Mar '16 4:53:53 PM TheFarmboy
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-->[[SeriousBusiness War, is a serious matter! FUCK YOU!]]
-->*heavy breathing* I need to get in shape.

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-->[[SeriousBusiness War, is a serious matter! FUCK YOU!]]
-->*heavy breathing*
-->*out of breath* I need to really must get in better shape.



-->That will not work, are you ''a spy''?

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-->That will not work, is impossible, are you ''a spy''?
3rd Mar '16 4:30:28 PM TheFarmboy
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVPmOkt9Lw The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSoDHq1e6M Wehrmacht]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2wtakgSp8 Officer]] deserves mention for being a LargeHam! A few choice phrases.
-->I am steel! [[OhCrap Oh shit!]]
-->Where are they? Where are those fuckers?
-->(dying) Ahhhh! Stop, I ''command it''!
-->You have been at the candy again, haven't you?
-->[[SeriousBusiness War, is a serious matter! FUCK YOU!]]
-->*heavy breathing* I need to get in shape.
-->I am your Leutnant, you will salute when I arrive!
-->Increase production now, or I will shoot you as saboteurs.
-->That will not work, are you ''a spy''?
8th Dec '15 4:14:53 AM IncognitoNinja
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-->(after scoring a kill) We've gave them the chance to surrender!... did we?

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-->(after scoring a kill) We've We gave them the chance to surrender!... did Didn't we?



-->I suppose if they are very lucky they can give us a headache with that HE Rifle!

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-->I suppose if they are very lucky they can give us a headache with that HE AT Rifle!



-->Flamethrower idiot! It '''throws flames''', ''USE IT!''

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-->Flamethrower -->Flamethrower, idiot! It '''throws flames''', ''USE IT!''
4th Dec '15 6:35:36 PM VutherA
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* United Kingdom Forces' clearly-Welsh Royal Engineer/Sapper squad have...well, quite a lot of lines for attack orders against infantry where the squad leader say their targets [[WithFriendsLikeThese are not the English, but shoot anyway/pretend their targets are the English]].
23rd Jul '15 2:16:40 PM ragnarok235
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* One of the trailers for the upcoming ''The British Forces'' expansion shows off the [[MightyGlacier Churchill tank]]. At the end, a Churchill is seen parked next to a German squad [[NoSell fruitlessly emptying their rifles at it]], at which point:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zze3ix7Wp6o One of the trailers trailers]] for the upcoming ''The British Forces'' expansion shows off the [[MightyGlacier Churchill tank]]. At the end, a Churchill is seen parked next to a German squad [[NoSell fruitlessly emptying their rifles at it]], at which point:
23rd Jul '15 2:15:40 PM ragnarok235
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-->An Elefant! Shoot at the big fucker!

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-->An Elefant! Shoot at the big fucker!fucker!
* One of the trailers for the upcoming ''The British Forces'' expansion shows off the [[MightyGlacier Churchill tank]]. At the end, a Churchill is seen parked next to a German squad [[NoSell fruitlessly emptying their rifles at it]], at which point:
-->'Ave a grenade, ya cheeky buggers!
-->''*The turret hatch opens and a grenade flies out, obliterating the attacking squad*''
-->That'll teach ya to keep away!
-->''*Churchill casually drives off*''
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