Michael just using "Jean-Luc Picard" as a rebuttal.
At the end, Michael finds out about Scientology, and the others trick him into signing up for it.
That one episode about Harry Potter!
"We can launch a thousand rockets from outer space! With iPhones!"
Soren in How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
"Cereal comes in bags?"
"But the authorities are our friends"
The Indiana Jones episode:
Katie: Don't you see? He is dragging us backwards! He has always dragged us backwards! Michael:(looking into the camera) That's my shtick! Dan and Soren glance behind themselves following Michael's eyeline, confused
Katie's constant attempts at Double Entendre with a "if you know what I'm saying." They get weirder and weirder, until:
Katie: ...If you know what I'm saying-
Dan: Nobody knows what you're saying!
The The Only Eight Types of TV Shows That Get Made is one of these by virtue of the constant pop-up ads each time a character suggests a series—and sometimes even when they don't. "Screw the protagonist!"
In the "Spider-Man" episode, Michael is seemingly lecturing Dan, then at the last minute switches it up and says "...uh, is what I'd tell Peter Parker."
Dan trying to open his giant lolly in the Disney episode.