Characters: Laura Bow

Cast of The Colonel's Bequest:

Laura Bow

Lillian Prune

Ethel Prune

Colonel Henri Dijon

Clarence Sparrow

Gertrude Dijon

Gloria Swansong

Rudy Dijon

  • Upper-Class Twit: He does nothing other than flirt with women and rack up gambling debts. (Though Laura does admit he's handsome.)

Dr. Wilbur B. Feels


  • French Maid
  • Gold Digger: Heavily implied to be this. The rest of the cast remarks (accurately) that for being a maid, Fifi doesn't do a lot of cleaning.


  • The Jeeves
  • The Quiet One: Rarely speaks, and if Laura tries to speak with him in private, he just asks her to leave him alone. Though he is having an affair with Fifi.
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: He cleans up (destroys) the evidence at the scene of at least two murders without a thought.


The Dagger of Amon Ra

Dr. Archibald Carrington

Yvette Delacroix

Dr. Pippin Carter

Rameses Najeer

Wolf Heimlich

Dr. Olympia Myklos

Detective Ryan O'Riley

Steve Dorian

Lawrence "Ziggy" Ziegfield

Lavinia Waldorf-Carlton

Dr. Ptasheptut Smith

Earnie Leach

Watney Little