Characters / Laura Bow
Characters from the Laura Bow Adventure Game
series. Beware of spoilers.
Cast of The Colonel's Bequest:Laura Bow
- Amateur Sleuth: In the first game, in which she takes it upon herself to investigate the party guests (even before the murders start).
- Intrepid Reporter: In the second game, in which she takes advantage of her press pass to investigate the strange events happening at the museum.
- Plucky Girl: Certainly the growing pile of bodies in both games doesn't seem to faze her much. In the first game, she does eventually start talking about how scared for her life she is, though this is only after discovering about six dead bodies.
- Cute and Psycho: She has a cute little bob and is described as attractive by Laura, but she also murders seven people over the course of one night.
- If I Can't Have You...: After realizing that her beloved Uncle Henri plans to share his wealth with all his family members, Lillian starts murdering everyone she believes came between her and her surrogate father-figure.
- Lonely Doll Girl: On at least two occasions Laura finds Lillian in a playhouse, playing with (and talking to) a collection of dolls.
- The Ophelia: As Laura soon discovers, Lillian had a mental breakdown after the suicide of her father.
- Parental Abandonment: Her father committed suicide and she isn't on very good terms with her mother.
- Walking Spoiler: She's the killer in the first game, only to be killed herself after Rudy shots her in self-defence.
Colonel Henri Dijon
- The Alcoholic: Is mentioned to have problems with alcohol. By Act III, we can see it is absolutely true.
- Lady Drunk: By Act II she's tipsy at the bar; by Acts III and IV she's staggering around the grounds in a stupor.
- Bad Ass Grandpa: He is an old soldier, after all.
- Broken Pedestal: Lillian considered him her second father, only for him to rather cruelly tell her otherwise.
- Colonel Bad Ass: He's a decorated hero of the Spanish-American war
- Dirty Old Man: He's carrying on an affair with Fifi, who is in his employ and at least half his age.
- Disabled Snarker: He's definitely very snarky, but as it turns out — not quite as disabled as he's led everyone to believe.
- Kick the Dog: Tells an obviously upset Lillian that even though she thought of him as a father figure, he just sees her as an "insecure kid" and she is no more important to him than anyone else in the family.
- Pet the Dog: In the best of the two alternate endings, he'll let you keep the buried treasure as a thank-you for saving his life.
- In a sequence that literally shows him patting his real dog.
- Handicapped Bad Ass: Well, faking the handicap, at least.
- Retired Bad Ass: see Colonel Bad Ass
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Telling Lillian that she isn't nearly as special to him as she'd assumed is what gets Lillian started on her murder spree.
Gertrude DijonGloria Swansong
- Amoral Attorney: As Laura discovers, he's been embezzling the Colonel's money to stake on race-horses.
- Kavorka Man: Despite his age, he maintains an affair with Gloria.
- The Disease That Shall Not Be Named: It's never stated what sickness Gloria is suffering from.
- Fluffy Fashion Feathers: Gloria wears a pink feather boa. And ends up dying by being strangled with it.
- Meaningful Name: Her stage name is Swansong, which means last performance. She dies in Act III.]
- Pet the Dog: If questioned, she'll admit she's too hard on Lillian and wants to do better by her. Not that it stops Lillian from killing her.
Dr. Wilbur B. FeelsFifi
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: If you tell him about Gertie's death (or Gloria's, for that matter), he will get very upset and go to check. Of course, as Lillian cleans up the bodies, he'll never find them. For the other characters, he won't care.
- Killing in Self-Defense: He only kills Lillian because she tried to kill him.
- Pet the Dog: Literally, in Act VI Rudy can be seen on the back porch petting Beauregard.
- Upper-Class Twit: He does nothing other than flirt with women and rack up gambling debts. (Though Laura does admit he's handsome.)
- French Maid: Is French, is a maid, and wears a classic French Maid's outfit. There couldn't be a more quintessential example of this trope.
- Gold Digger: Heavily implied to be this. The rest of the cast remarks (accurately) that for being a maid, Fifi doesn't do a lot of cleaning.
- Though she can be seen dusting in the study and parlor so it might be just them thinking she is.
- The Quiet One: Rarely speaks, and if Laura tries to speak with him in private, he just asks her to leave him alone. Though he is having an affair with Fifi.
- Shirtless Scene: In Act V he's in his room shirtless, getting ready for his date with Fifi.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: He cleans up (destroys) the evidence at the scene of at least two murders without a thought.
- Black Guy Dies First: Totally averted: she's the only character to survive the ordeal in both alternative endings.
- Hollywood Voodoo: Celie is a practitioner (though she insists for good intentions). Unlike the hoodoo description, Celie is shown to be a devout Catholic and prays in a church.
The Dagger of Amon RaDr. Archibald Carrington IIIYvette Delacroix
Dr. Pippin Carter
- Green-Eyed Monster: She invokes this in both Lavinia and Laura. Justified in the former's case, Yvette was with her husband.
- Good Bad Girl: Despite her lustful behavior, Yvette cares for those she is close to. Examples of this include her concern about Lavinia's legal battle for Sterling's wealth and her warning to Ernie about the dangers of gambling.
- Everything Sounds Sexier in French: Her French accent is intriguing to many.
- High-Class Call Girl: Before working as a secretary for the Leyendecker Museum, Yvette worked as a call girl. However, she is privately ashamed of this and quietly tries to distance herself from her past. Ziggy apparently knew her as a call girl but she distances herself from him at the museum party.
- Really Gets Around: Years ago, she had a one-night stand with Crodfoller before his marriage. Yvette currently maintains relationships with several men at the same time, most notably Ernie and Detective O'Riley. Unfortunately, this is the reason why the culprit eventually kills her.
- Spanner in the Works: When her body is discovered, Yvette is found clutching a pair of bifocal glasses and a few strands of red human hair.
- The Tease: She enjoys flirting with strong, handsome men.
- Wax Museum Morgue: After the culprit strangled Yvette to death with her own stockings, he covered her body with plaster and posed the body as an upright statue as the plaster hardened. He then placed the plastered body in the museum's Old Masters Gallery.
Wolf HeimlichDr. Olympia Myklos
- Condescending Compassion: When asked by Laura about whether the Tutankhamun exhibit will appear at the Leyendecker Museum in the future, Dr. Carter stated that he would rather not embarrass his cousin by letting his Dagger exhibit outshine the latter's accomplishment.
- He Knows Too Much: O'Reilly kills him because Pippin has meeting scheduled with Carrington, AKA Watney Little, and is determined to find the dagger.
- Insufferable Genius: He is particularly enthusiastic when talking about himself or his archeological accomplishments, especially his discovery of the Dagger of Amon Ra. He also likes to emphasize how lucky the Leyendecker Museum is to have a curator of his caliber and he has eyes set on the museum presidency.
- Jerkass: He is rude and dismissive to those he doesn't like or who offend him.
- Named After Somebody Famous: He is named for Howard Carter, the discoverer of Tutankhamen's tomb. In-universe, Pippin remarks that Dr. Carter's is some kind of relative.
- Plot-Triggering Death: The discovery of Dr. Carter's dead body, stabbed in the chest with a fake Dagger, inside a sarcophagus truly begins the story's mystery.
- Babies Ever After: Heimlich and Myklos get married two months after the story ends. Two years later, they have a baby daughter whom they name Morgana Wolf Heimlich.
- Genius Ditz: She knows a lot about paleontology. But her strange and detached nature causes her to be very oblivious when the Countess spills the beans on who tried to kill her.
- Nightmare Fetishist: She has a morbid fascination with death and the dead. In fact, one reason why Myklos is a paleontologist is that she enjoys being surrounded by dead things. For example, She has looked over both Heimlich and Steve for their scars and considers the Amon Ra artifacts brought by Dr. Carter to be a tribute to the wonders of death. When Myklos discovered the dying Lavinia in her museum office, her first comment was on the attractiveness of Lavinia's now-pale face.
- Skewed Priorities: Several weeks before the story began, Myklos carelessly lost several Egyptian cobras in the museum basement. She seemed more concerned about the cobras' welfare rather than about the potential danger they could pose to human life.
- The Stoic: She remains rather calm and unperturbed as the story's mystery unfolds. This was taken to an almost ridiculous level when Myklos remained disturbingly calm and fascinated when she discovered Lavinia dying in her office from a cobra bite. It is likely that her personal fascination with death has helped Myklos remain calm despite the increasing number of violent murders around her.
- Unusual Pets for Unusual People: Myklos has a pet ferret named Daisy and a pet Egyptian cobra named Barney, the latter of whom she keeps in her museum office.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Averted. While being chased the culprit, Laura and Steve encounter Myklos' lost cobras in an underground tunnel. The cobras would have killed them had Laura not been carrying some snake oil.
Detective Ryan Hanrahan O'Riley
- Handy Man: He is the caretaker and handyman of the Leyendecker Museum. Ernie also moonlights as a fence installer, which he describes during the story as a fencing job.
- He Knows Too Much: Ernie is in charge of the alcohol vats in the preservation lab. Because that was where the Dagger of Amon Ra was stashed after Laura found it in the gift shoppe, O'Reilly overheard a message from Olympia telling Ernie to check the vat it was stashed in. As such, O'Reilly murdered him by drowning him there, leaving warthog hairs on his shirt.
- Token Minority: He is the only African-American in the game's story.
- Trapped by Gambling Debts: According to Yvette, Ernie has a gambling habit and is now in debt to a loan shark called Icepick.
- Where Da White Women At?: He is one of many men in a relationship with Yvette.
- Big Bad: He is the one who planned the Dagger's theft and he is personally responsible for all of the museum murders.
- Evil Is Petty: In his attempt to steal the Dagger of Amon Ra, O'Riley has cruelly murdered at least six people with the goal of eliminating anyone who can trace the Dagger's theft to him and he wouldn't have stopped there.
- [Evil Redhead: He has red hair and is the most evil person in this story.
- [Evil Wears Black: When he finally goes after Laura, O'Riley is dressed in a black hooded robe that completely conceals his features except for his hands.
- Greed: You can claim O'Reilly committed the murders except for Yvette as financial gain, and it's considered correct.
- Inspector Lestrade: When investigating the Dagger's theft and the museum murders, O'Riley always goes for the most obvious suspects. For example, he considers Dr. Tut Smith to be the prime suspect for stealing the Dagger of Amon Ra because the latter's arguments with Dr. Carter are well-known. When trying to deduce Dr. Carter's murderer, O'Riley's first idea is someone who didn't like him, which could be a lot of people considering that Dr. Carter is an Insufferable Genius.
- Killer Cop: He is a police detective and a ruthless murderer who won't hesitate to kill those who stand in his way.
- Leave No Witnesses: This is his motive for most of the museum murders. Pippin was determined to find the dagger and had meetings with co-conspirator Watney Little lined up, Watney himself actually committed the theft, while Ziggy and the Countess were Watney's partners in crime. Averted with Yvette, Ryan's motivation there was because she was with other men.
- Love Hurts: He is a divorced man and he hates the idea of being heartbroken again. O'Riley once told his current lover, Yvette, that he would kill her if he found her to be unfaithful. He eventually carried out his threat in a violent struggle.
- Manipulative Bastard: After learning about Watney's true identity, O'Riley made a deal with the English con man. In exchange for Scotland Yard's police file on himself, Watney would help O'Riley steal the Dagger of Amon Ra. After Watney is successful in doing so, O'Riley murders him to cover up the crime.
- Officer O'Hara: He is a police detective and he has an Irish name and accent.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Table grapes are O'Riley's favorite food.
- Walking Spoiler: He is the main culprit of the Leyendecker Museum mystery.
- We Will Meet Again: After he is sentenced to 60 years in a state penitentiary for his crimes, he is seen swearing revenge against Laura in a prison yard.
Dr. Ptahsheptut "Tut" Smith
- Dented Iron: Apparently, his job left his body covered in scars. To Olympia's delight.
- Distressed Dude: Is badly injured by Ryan when Ryan killed Yvette. He was dumped in a coal chute and left for dead. Laura must save him.
- Love at First Sight: He falls for Laura immediately.
- Hidden Depths: He's an art student in addition to being a stevedore.
- Punny Name: His name is a pun for stevedore, which is his job.
Lawrence "Ziggy" Ziegfield
- Red Herring: He's set up as Pippin's murderer. He then vanishes from the story before Ziggy's murderer, and he's not seen again unless you get the good ending or randomly see him around the museum.
Rameses NajeerCountess Lavinia Waldorf-Carlton
- Friend in the Black Market: For his part in an art burglary scheme with Lavinia and Watney, Ziggy acted as the middleman and provided forged paintings to switch with the real ones at the museum. He then sold the real paintings to private collectors and split the profits with Lavinia and Watney.
- He Knows Too Much: The culprit killed Ziggy because the latter's underworld connections would allow him to eventually deduce the culprit's identity. And that assumes he didn't already know since the actual thief Watney Little was the conspirator.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: He is killed when he is pierced by the beak of a life-sized pterodactyl model. The culprit cut the wires suspending the pterodactyl model from the ceiling just as Ziggy passed underneath. The culprit then cruelly cut off Ziggy's headand placed the head in the museum's Life Mask Exhibit.
- The Informant: He has many underworld connections and resources. In addition to being Crodfoller's contact in New York's criminal underworld, Ziggy also acts as a snitch to the New York police in exchange for leniency.
- The Paranoiac: Because he is a stool pigeon, Ziggy is distrusted by criminals and police officers alike. He is extremely paranoid as a result.
- Twitchy Eye: Ziggy's trademark facial tic due to constant paranoia.
- Almost Dead Guy: She lives long enough to tell Dr. Myklos that O'Reily was the one who attacked her.
- Gold Digger: Sterling, her late husband believes this of her. She denies it but it is clear money is her prime motivator considering her art burglary scheme.
- She Knows Too Much: The Countess was partners with Watney Little, in fact she brought him over from England to run her art burglary scheme. Because of this, O'Reilly kills her so she doesn't blab about the dagger.
- Con Man: He is a notorious career criminal and most of his crimes involve fraud and larceny.
- Dead Person Impersonation: After murdering Dr. Carrington, Watney disguised himself as Carrington with no one being the wiser. It's not even clear if the Countess, his partner in crime on the art burglary, knew about it.
- The Dreaded: He is known to Ziggy as an dangerous, internationally wanted criminal.
- Human Pincushion: The culprit kills Watney by pushing him onto the quills of a preserved porcupine on an office desk.
- Mole in Charge: By posing as the museum president Dr. Carrington, Watney was in a unique position for committing crimes at the Leyendecker Museum. For his part in an art burglary scheme with Lavinia and Ziggy, Watney ensured that forged paintings were switched for the museum's real ones and stopped anyone from investigating the thefts if they were discovered. He also had no problem with stealing the Dagger of Amon Ra during a routine walk through the museum.
- Spanner in the Works: As he dies, Watney manages to write the letters "CP" in his own blood on an office desk. "CP" refers to the novel "Crime and Punishment" in the office bookcase, where Watney's police file is hidden. This file provides an important clue to solving the mystery. He's also the victim of one if his schemes gets exposed: Steve points out that he and the Countess are in cahoots, while Olympia will notice he walks through the museum at night.
- Walking Spoiler: Knowledge of his existence alone is considered a spoiler.