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North is a 1994 "comedy" film directed by Rob Reiner, and starring Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Lovitz, Dan Aykroyd, Reba McEntire, Kathy Bates, Abe Vigoda, Alan Arkin, John Ritter, Graham Greene and even a young Scarlett Johansson in a minor role. The story is based on the novel North by Alan Zweibel, who also wrote the screenplay and has a minor role in the film.
An 11-year-old boy named North (Wood) tires of his parents (Alexander and Dreyfus), who never pay any attention to him even though he's a model student, athlete, and even actor. He legally emancipates himself from them, and wanders around the world seeking a new family with a deadline of Labor Day; if he doesn't find a new family by then, he will be placed in an orphanage. Along the way, he encounters parents that are Texan, Alaskan, Hawaiian, Amish, etc, and tries to blend in with each group of parents (well, not the Amish). He finally decides that his own parents are the best with the help of a guardian angel (Willis) who uses several guises throughout the film. However a conniving kid friend of his, Winchell, used the publicity North's escapades garnered to rally kids everywhere to make their parents more subservient to them. Knowing that North reconciling with his parents would undermine this, he plots to have him killed...
Response to the film was overwhelmingly negative. Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert both named North as the worst film of 1994 and as of June 2009, it is Reiner's only film that is not available on DVD (mostly due to copyright issues). Today, the film is most remembered for Ebert's infamously brutal review (a published collection of his negative reviews was even titled I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie) and for permanently ending Rob Reiner's winning streak which had included such late 80's/early 90's film classics as Stand By Me, The Princess Bride, A Few Good Men, When Harry Met Sally, Misery and This Is Spinal Tap. Reiner would never make anything nearly as good again.
Strangely, the book of the film was much better-received. It also deviates from the movie at nearly every point, which might explain that.
Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: The over-the-top musical number sung by Ma and Pa Tex, set to the tune of the Bonanza Title Theme Tune.
- Broken Aesop: The film's message is ostensibly about the value of family and accepting one's parents. It does nothing to convince the audience that North had any logic in going back to them.
- Crapsack World: Everyone in the movie aside from (arguably) North, his mentor figure, and the whitebread family he's with are boorish, insensitive, loud, selfish, ethnocentric, and incapable of showing sincerity towards their own deceased family members.
- And arguably, none of them are really that much better.
- Creator Killer: After this film, Reiner's directorial career plummeted. While Your Mileage May Vary on Academy Award-nominated Ghosts of Mississippi and The American President, the rest just stunk.
- Ironically, one of the final lines in Ebert's review is "But it is not by a bad filmmaker, and must represent some sort of lapse from which Reiner will recover".
(under Gary Stu:*** Not to mention that the lesson was "your parents aren't evil just because they aren't your goddamn cheerleaders".- Also what he says about himself. When Willis asks him about it, North starts talking about how goddamn great he is and how dumb his parents are for not noticing it.
- Everything Is Big in Texas: To the point that the prospective parents here intend to fatten North up because they pride themselves on having the biggest of everything.
- And apparently dress like Fat!Elvis playing Joe Buck in a production of Midnight Cowboy on Ice.
Unfortunate Implications: What half the attempts at humor are - but what really takes the cake is the fact that the only nice, normal family North visits is an American, white, upper/middle-class, suburban nuclear family. The movie seems to realize what it's doing at this point, since he rejects them as well.This is not talking about the direction North, by the way. Actually, if the above quotes are any indication, things will be going south if related to this movie.
- Wall Banger: Among many items, if North is so smart, how come he can't see through the "We don't want Hugh" video?
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