We try to kill SCP-682

EXPERIMENT CANCELED Reason: This will do nothing except aggravate the target, which is not something that is ideal.

TEST: Launch the target into The Furthest Ring. At best, it joins them and we don't have to deal with it.

Result: It walked back with for some reason everything behind it blowing up.

Test: Bonk it on the noggin

Result: The researcher who suggested the experiment has been given the task of ‘bonking’ 682 on the noggin. 682, upon being approached, proceeded to devour said researcher’s [REDACTED], before beginning to ram him into the wall and mail him repeatedly. Researcher does not appear to have survived.

682 proceeded to break through the now dented wall, and has breached containment.

TEST: Mass cloning of SCP 173 will be used to outnumber 682, and they’ll be used to kill him.

edited 27th Apr '18 2:33:53 PM by RandomWriter413

Result: SCP-682 is now a giant blob of flesh with 2357682357129837533 and counting eyes.

Test: Summon the demon that comes when you call its name

Result: Request Denied By o5!

The Scp foundation officially banned researchers using Faustian bargains in tests after the tragic accident that claimed Dr.█████, We have sworn off dealings with demons period. - o5

Test: Scp 682's inability to be killed stems from his adaptation systems, By constantly trying to kill it with weaker to stronger methods we have accidently trained it to a point were even instant attacks are adapted to.

But I have a solution that shall remove the creatures adapting factor from the equation, We shall stop focusing on killing the currant Scp 682 and instead send an experienced time traveler and a Powerful Reality warper back to when Scp 682 first appeared in our world. When it first appeared in our world Scp 682 hadn't even adapted to bullets and knives yet so it's healing and adaption factor was far weaker then today, sense this Scp-682 hadn't been trained by us constantly trying to kill it I theorize that if we can catch Scp 682 off guard it's healing and adaptation factor wont be strong enough to allow the creature to survive and adapt to an instant erasure attack from the reality warper, One Scp 682's past self is destroyed reality should correct it self and cause the current Scp 682 to cease existence.

edited 27th Apr '18 4:09:14 PM by vjoi

result: it turned out scp 682 is too important to be killed via time travel and the time police berated us for almost causing a world ending paradox.

Test: remove the SCP from times sight and then kill his past self. let's hope to whatever god is on our side that this actually works and he doesn't grow too strong from this mess.

This thread exists because it's fun to do this.

Result: Failed as always.

Test: Expose it to Level 4 furries.

Result: SCP-682 breeched containment and helped them get into their animal side... by showing them what a true apex predator is.

SCP-682 returned to containment after being extracted from the air vents.

Test: Run SCP-682 over with a freight train.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 dodged the path of the freight train, and consumed the crew.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to My Immortal.

Addendum from Adept Cycerin: If nothing else, we will finally be rid of that abomination of a story.

Result: Failure. Nothing happened. Either you propose an actual way to kill SCP-682, or you get demoted to D-Class.

Test: Teleport SCP-682 into Slenderman's forest.

Addendum: If we're lucky, we'll be rid of one or the other. If we're luckier, we'll be rid of them both. -Miss Desperado

Addendum 2: Aw man, I was hoping for a bit more detail than that.

edited 24th May '18 7:00:49 PM by Miss_Desperado

Result: slenderman is dead, but not SCP-682.

Test: find a way to trap the SCP in the game "i want to be the guy" if that won't kill him i don't know what will.

Result: SCP 628 confirmed as most op character in existence cuz he just speedrun the game

Test: We tried to request Bugs Bunny's help.

edited 12th May '18 6:20:46 PM by 9sk

Result: Failure. [DATA EXTREMELY EXPUNGED] and accordingly, recruitment of any figure identified as a Karmic Trickster for these tests is now absolutely forbidden forever by order of O5.

Test: Vanish + Death.

Result: He's not in a Final Fantasy game and thus the glitch failed. SCP 682 is confused.

Test: We just convinced Cragsters Cipher to fight and kill SCP 682. Read the links and tell me this guy isn't OP. Maybe he could do it or at least provide a sweet battle.

Result: Experiment cancelled due to unexpected interference from the Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society. Cragster Cipher was regrettably intercepted on his way to the battlefield.

Test: Expose a tissue sample of SCP-682 to SCP-217

Addendum: This is step 1 of a multi-step plan. -Miss Desperado

edited 27th May '18 2:41:16 PM by Miss_Desperado

Result: Denied. We have already seen the results of interspecies SCPs and they weren't pretty.

Test: Turn SCP-682 into a black hole. Via magic compression.

Result: Denied by O5. Even if we did this off-planet, the risk of this turning SCP-682 into a mobile black hole capable of returning to and eating the earth is too great.

Addendum from Miss Desperado re: SCP-217 — Aw, phooey. I just wanted to see if we could turn SCP-682 into a machine vulnerable to SCP-2519...

Query: With my end goal revealed, I'm requesting permission to resume tests with SCP-217 and SCP-2519.

In the meantime...

Test: Import a swarm of Vashta Nerada into SCP-682's containment chamber. Turn off the lights in SCP-682's containment chamber.

Result: Nothing happened. When a D-class personnel was sent in to investigate, he was promptly devoured by Vashta Nerada, who promptly left 682's chamber. The entire facility was put on lock down and flooded with spot lights until the Vashta Nerada and SCP-682 were finally recaptured, on opposite sides of the facility.

Test: Transmute SCP-682 into its weight in harmless, fluffy kittens.

edited 28th May '18 1:07:04 PM by WillDeRegio

Result: It worked, now we have hundreds of adapting, immortal, not-so-harmless kitten- OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE -Leve

Test: Stop time, then throw a steamroller on SCP-682 and begin punching it rapidly.

Result: it grew resistant to the blunt force applied to it.. although it still couldn't move through time so that's interesting.

Test: use Vegeta, the prince of all sayians and wrecker of shit to attack/weaken the SCP.

Result: We stopped testing when an attack just shy of destroying a significant chunk of the planet simply led the creature to regenerate. Vegeta soon got bored and buggered off, he has more important things to do

Test 1: Move SCP-682 to SCP-106's Pocket Dimension. If 106 can't kill or seriously wound it, at least there's a good chance 682 will kill or seriously wound him

Test 2: SCP-682 is terrified of SCP-173. Perhaps giving them the same containment would make it less likely for either to escape-682 would be more pre-occupied with keeping his eye on the damn thing, which also prevents 173 from moving more than under normal surveillance.

Test: Denied with vehemence.

We are not aiming to destroy SC Ps, unless they are representative of a major threat to humanity at large. SCP-106 has additionally shown signs of sapience, and the costs in transporting both of them to an area where they could potentially collaborate and hinder further containment efforts would be stupidly high. The two could easily breach containment simultaneously, with massive loss of life as a result. Bringing SCP-173 into this whole mess would only make it worse, and we've already tried, and failed to kill 682 using it.

Remember: We are not the Gocks. We are out to Secure. Contain. Protect, not to Destroy, Destroy, Destroy. Think about that, next time you submit a proposal. - Dr. Forrix.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to The Angry Marines.

Result: The angryness of the marines was so great that SCP-682 was successfully terminated by a Wave-Motion Gun of pure rage... but then he came back to life even more powerful several minutes afterwards.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to the anomalous effects of SCP-2935.

edited 14th Jun '18 3:21:13 PM by TheBlueHour