Turn on the above poster

*Sends you a Mecha Musume to be your personal meido*

hugs

-borrows dirty talking from Friends-

I want... OK, I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. I, uh... I wanna take my tongue and run it all over your body until you're trembling all over with...

That's the part where Chandler chimed in, so this is all you're gonna get.

edited 23rd Oct '10 1:11:32 PM by StrangeDwarf

• Jumps and makes out with violently*

I turn people on by force!

-presents you with a golden statue of yourself-

Hey there, Serf.

I'm not wearing anything under my underpants.

*wink?*

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I don't know you that well, but I'm a fan of Lyoko too, and I find you pretty dang attractive.

Rawr.

Rubs first published print copy of Stuck all over self.

-plays his keys just right- XD

*Strokes Keybreak's back*

-Plugs into wall, flips switch-

Really guys? Two pages? I'm dissapointed it took so long.

*Invokes Through His Stomach*

-Hands over a batch of hentai doujins-

*digs up mountains of Kei Nagase Rule 34*

Okay, that one might actually be working on me as well.

-Shoots with a SCAR light-

edited 24th Oct '10 9:40:09 AM by Shichibukai

*Dresses as Nurse!Joker*

*Hands Rule34 of Charme*

Because I don't remember her new handle... *turns into rifflet*

edited 24th Oct '10 10:18:52 AM by SpookyMask

Hands you schematics for a love-powered death ray.

-hands back Lyeria's fake boobs-

-makes a pikmin sex toy-

Molests.

*Gives Princess Peach and Daisy yuri fanart*

gives you a really big "handgun"