"Hey, Knight! How'd the Kingdom's Edge treat ya?" (Thanks, fandom wiki!)
47 times.
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?How many attempts did you need to win your first game of tic-tac-toe?
That would look great in a stew.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.What do I do with this Plantera bulb?
It is I, Sand Rentaldue!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.So, who's that crazy dude in the bar in nothing but his underwear?
Tumblr Staff.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way. Farewell, poor ! Farewell!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.DM, I would like to leave this tower of wonders and riches that I have plundered. What happens next?
Shoulda, woulda, coulda. The fact is that you didn't, and now you have to wait in this limbo like rest of them. Next!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Would helping that old lady across the street that one time got me into heaven?
They are no living losers. Only the dead have lost the game.
Edited by The_Dag on Feb 11th 2019 at 7:07:10 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!So how does Danganronpa work?
A cat fucking a handbag.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Can ya help me understand what they're singin'? This newfangled hearin' aid ain't helpin' me!
When all else fails... give up.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I keep trying to stop Cthulhu from stealing my shampoo and it isn't working. What should I do?
I think I'll try defying gravity!
How are you going to get across the Atlantic in five minutes?
Into the fiery orb with ye!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I have the nuclear launch codes! Wanna hear 'em, pefectly unsuspicious stranger?
The truth is subjective!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.And you think you can handle the truth?
A briefcase with $100,000 of dubious money, of course.
Uh, dude? What did the Mafia just give you?
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Feb 13th 2019 at 9:10:13 AM
So how do you feel about the World Series, now that we're finally putting those tickets to good use?
Let's cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
Damn, it's fucking cold out.
Why is it that my facts are opinions, but your opinions are facts?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.You know that’s just your opinion, right?
Bird magic, duh.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.What kind of magic makes every station play that one Grateful Dead song?
You have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.What notes do I have to listen to?
It's right fucking there.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Where’s my sun launcher?
primal aspid bad lol
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.And that, class, is why we plan to use Primal Aspids for pest control. Any questions, comments, or concerns?
There's a cracking video essay in that question...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Is "The Room" actually a great movie, and we just don't get it?
Still trying to find the safest way to remove it. All I've got so far would get me electrocuted.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.How do we get Xurkitree out of the vents?
Well, you just have to get a gallon of mineral water and dissolve that bitch.
Maruki did nothing wrong.How can we destroy Your Mom?
I couldn’t give it more than a 6.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Hey, I found this creepy mask in your basement. Where do I put it?
Go Primal Aspid yourself.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.