The Senate
Expecting anything that wasn’t this joke? Too bad, (above answer)!
You can always add more phlebotinum.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
The damn detector-detector isn't working! Why does this keep happening?!
I'll go get the mescaline.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Will, can you help me make a cake for Starbee before Valentines Day arrives? 
Hey, you can’t sue me for that!
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
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I told you! Eight inches over my property!
"12." "I would not." "13." "I would."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
The man behind the slaughter
So would you take a 12 inch sandwich, or the 13 inch one that cost twice as much?
I shot him first cause he's a asshole.
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 25th 2018 at 3:46:09 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Senate
Did you have any reason to attack that random person?
You could make a religion out of this.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
I told you; NO PETTING THE RECYCLING BIN!
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
my current job
(comes onto the set, with a bloody stump where his hand used to be) I just don't understand why this happened...
You're not helping!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Senate
Can I help you? Get you some water? Summon Cthulhu and tell the government you did it?
I don’t think science works that way.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Aren't there actually seventy-four genders?
This is why I don't go to Baskin-Robbins or Häagen-Dazs.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
The Video Guy
Sweet Pickle Chip? Shrimp Cream? Mayonnaise Yogurt Swirl?
Oh, right, like you don't do it too.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
The Senate
Isn’t it a little strange to be drinking pure Phazon?
Yes. That is most definitely a thing.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The man behind the slaughter
So this dabing as you call it, is it a thing?
I'm surprised no one in this tournament used a low blow.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Oh Captain!~
So... do you think we're fucked yet?
Don't ask me, ask the drunken beekeeper next door!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
What are all these bees doing in my house?
Somebody said Void Soul is Miracle Matter because they share one attack. Therefore, everything is Marx. Marx is Drawcia, Sectonia, Star Dream, and Magolor because they share the cutter and laser attacks. Because they share the laser attack, Star Dream is Zan Partizanne. Because Zan Partizanne is an attack used by Hyness, Zan is Hyness simply by existing, and Zan is also Marx because lasers. Because existing is an attack, and everything exists, everything is Marx.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
Are you okay? You've been cooped up inside that room for the past week.
WELL GEE, SORRY, IT'S NOT LIKE I ASKED TO BE THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL OF HUMANITY'S SINS, MOMS AND DADS!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Why must you always behave in such an... uncouth manner?
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 26th 2018 at 6:30:42 AM
hey
So...why do you think you're depressed?
Maybe it's because of all the trees I chopped down.
hey
The Video Guy
Why are all these angry squirrels chasing you?
Pink eye, on top of everything else.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
The man behind the slaughter
So what was so gross about Nurse Claiborne's crumble pies?
Fuck this shit I'm out(shoots the doorknob and opens the door).
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Senate
I’m going to summon Cthulhu on Sunday. Are you coming?
Oh my gosh! You do not know anything! You’re... purple!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
I think you've had enough mescaline for the day, sir.
It sure sounds funny when you say his name like that...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
What's so funny about the name Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire?
Look, I understand if you feel like a show with a name like Planet With has an incomplete title, but I swear it's really good!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
The Senate
Planet with what? Empty space?
Away, edgy sphere! Get out of my sight!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Is that the Master Emerald?
Chance Time!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.