Tief girl with eartude
How would you describe our candied lampreys?
Just watch the tennis ball.
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my current job
So, who has the edge in this fight?
[Beat] This is the greatest show I've been on!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lovely Legilimens
So how's your experience in Deal or No Deal?
I'm not really hungry, but okay.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Would you like to have my french fries?
The queen is donating to the poor.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Why do the poor have so many things?
I'll die for what I live for!
Victory and Great Defeat
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
I guess that's why she wanted a divorce in the first place.
edited 14th Feb '15 9:12:31 PM by CSP1220
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Can you help me clear things up with my wife for skipping out on the anniversary?
As of this moment, we are at war.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lovely Legilimens
Why is blood everywhere in this place?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?
That's not 4, that's 3.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Tief girl with eartude
A lethal dose of poison is 7 bottles, there are 4 of the original 10 left. They'll be fine, right?
Possibly, but what does that have to do with groping my chest?
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It's gonna snow this week, right?
How would I know, I'm not even real.
my current job
I'm not dreaming, right?
It's on the Hendrix record.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
What happened to the signal that they sent us?
Simple, we just need to add a Chaos Engine.
edited 16th Feb '15 9:06:02 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
What do we need to do to get this time-travelling car going?
OBJECTION!
edited 16th Feb '15 9:07:45 PM by UndyingPhoenix
"What do you say to THAT, lawyer man?"
No, of course not. That would cause an endothermic reaction within the chamber, specifically due to the negative feedback, which could risk destroying 5/7ths of England were it to happen.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Would you like to get coffee with me, some time?
Roses are better than nothing, but I'd go for something manlier.
Who's your favorite New Who companion?
God damn it, they did it again!
Victory and Great Defeat
Is the goat effigy supposed to be on fire already?
Because I am sexy and I will do what I want.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Why did you make out with all of those people at once?
I got the Presidential Medal of Freedom, so let me be.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The Vagrant
What are you doing here in the first place?
Maybe yes, maybe not; but the rotten corpse, I have to assert I have no involvement with.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Did you eat the last cookie?
I never thought I'd say this, but no.
Lovely Legilimens
I'm achin' for some bakin'!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Tief girl with eartude
Doesn't carrying around all those cake palettes make you sore?
Give back my jacket!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
My son is a dumbass
Do you want to run to mommy?
Get Lost, Pope
Will you marry me?
Sticky, warm, and with something looking like teeth.