ITT: We Make Obscure References.

"WE'RE PLAYIN' FUCKING GUBBLE!! SHIT, DUDE! HOOOOOLY FUCK!"

yeah

Edited by InjusticeFalls on Apr 26th 2024 at 10:57:25 AM

Game Grumps

"And then you die, AGAIN! Hate this f-in' game!"

One thing the water couldn't do was gurgle out of the ornamental gargoyles ranged around the roof. This was because the gargoyles wandered off and sheltered in the attic at the first sign of rain. They held that just because you were ugly it didn't mean you were stupid.

Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 26th 2024 at 12:29:08 PM

"Is there a right opinion?"

"Sure there is! Mine."

"Get off me! I am supposed to win! None of you stupid, brainless, weak-minded idiots are going to destroy my work ever again!"

Arthur's right, I am totally hard... core for fun.

“By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like to compulsion to come back“

"Looks like I will have to take matters into my own hands. You will not disobey the wishes of our masters!"

Then what was the point of shaving my face off?

"When you get sucked into a black hole, do you die or never die?"

"Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone... Get it done."

19572: Classic Gavin.

"THE FUCKING COCONUT... FELL INTO THE SHORE!"

"WHERE IS THE FUCKING BIRD?!"

"Waluigi was waiting for this his entire life!" "What, to somehow magically age from 18 to 14?" "No, that's the thing! I was always 12!"

Yep.

"You know what would be a really good pickup line? 'Hey babe, want me to scramble your eggs?'"

[instant groans]

"Yeah, just gonna let that one marinate for a while..."

[intense groaning]

"Pretty dead? How can you be pretty dead that's like being a little pregnant you either are or you aren't"

"Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.

Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 27th 2024 at 11:53:00 AM

"Well how should I know if it's the cell, maybe you have to type in a different area code."

"If a red house is made of red blicks and a blue house is made of brue...bricks, what color's a greenhouse? It's made of glass."

Steve Buscemi ponders on the fallibility of God in "Spy Kids 2".

“ Dayman (ahh-hhh)

Fighter of the night man (ahhh-hhh

Champion of the sun (ahhh-hhh)

You’re a Master of karate and friendship for everyone”

Edited by DeltaCube91 on Apr 27th 2024 at 9:23:51 AM

"Once it absorbs a key's metal ions, it discards the key without a second thought. However, it will hang on to keys it favors for decades."

"King? You? I don't know. I mean, you're a big guy and all, but you seem more like a knuckle-scrapping fart in the wind than anything else. No offense."

Checkmate!

Edited by MkayRose on Apr 28th 2024 at 10:02:27 AM

Devil May Cry 5.

Oh, why? Because you're my organic overlord?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 28th 2024 at 5:55:30 AM

"Have you ever pre-determined your fate in the cosmos while showering?"